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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:19:58 No.37436779 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37436784 >>37436787 >>37436795 >>37436805 >>37437483 >>37437988 >>37438043

>Koala Pokemon
>It sleeps all day and is fucking dumb
Say what you will about it being generic, boring or sucking ass, it's an accurate depiction of the animal it is based on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:21:14 No.37436784 Report

Quoted By: >>37436924

>>37436779
It's also got chlamydia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:21:45 No.37436787 Report

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>>37436779
>it's an accurate depiction of the animal it is based on
Dr. Ben Carson?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:23:44 No.37436795 Report

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>>37436779
why didn't they give this shitmon a signature move? literally why is it in the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:25:15 No.37436805 Report

Quoted By: >>37436830 >>37436833 >>37436868

>>37436779
>can't be paralyzed
>can't be poisoned
>can't be burned
>can't be frozen
>can't fall asleep because it's already asleep

Why is it still so shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:30:57 No.37436830 Report

Quoted By: >>37436940

>>37436805
SLOW AND FRAIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:31:07 No.37436833 Report

Quoted By: >>37436940

>>37436805
average stats and movepool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:39:19 No.37436868 Report

Quoted By: >>37436940

>>37436805
because is a shitmon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:48:03 No.37436900 Report

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I'd like to reveal something to you all. The only thing colored differently in it's shiny is the log, suggesting that the log is actually the pokemon and not the koala bear itself[\spoiler]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:49:47 No.37436908 Report

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I'd like to reveal something to you all. The only thing colored differently in it's shiny is the log, suggesting that the log is actually the pokemon and not the koala bear itself[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:51:28 No.37436920 Report

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I'd like to reveal something to you all. The only thing colored differently in it's shiny is the log, suggesting that the log is actually the pokemon and not the koala bear itself[\spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:51:46 No.37436924 Report

Quoted By: >>37437871 >>37438174

>>37436784
I don't want to know how you figured that out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:52:41 No.37436931 Report

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They should've added some colour and variation to make it somewhat unique like a sleep version of Spinda. But nope, literally my mom's koala

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 10:54:48 No.37436940 Report

Quoted By: >>37437909

>>37436830
>>37436833
>>37436868
But WHY anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 13:58:07 No.37437483 Report

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>>37436779
Yup it checks out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9f81H9EWug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5diQgv20ewg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 14:07:08 No.37437509 Report

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FUCK koalas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 14:27:41 No.37437583 Report

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>>37436920
actual hot take

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 15:55:56 No.37437871 Report

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>>37436924
If it's a koala, it has chlamydia. Look it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:07:50 No.37437898 Report

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>freakishly high attack out of nowhere

are koalas bara irl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:12:17 No.37437909 Report

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>>37436940
Komala didn’t get an evolution when it should have.
GameFreak already planned out how VGC would turn out with the last 3rd of the dex and then decided not to care about most of the other ‘mons since the company’s already set on their ~20 new doubles ‘mons. Keep in mind, they said they were surprised to see Primarina instead of a more common VGC ‘mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:35:40 No.37437988 Report

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>>37436779
Its not boring
Its pretty cool. The only thing that would make it better is if they always had pokerus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:47:48 No.37438043 Report

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>>37436779
I like it because he is cute. I wish Hau didn't replace him for taurus in USUM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:54:56 No.37438072 Report

Quoted By: >>37438086 >>37438087

>>37437898
>115
>freakishly high
It's slightly above average at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:58:08 No.37438086 Report

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>>37438072
>The same attack as Incineroar.
>Every ‘mon under Decidueye’s speed tier is slower than Butterfree.
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 16:58:09 No.37438087 Report

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>>37438072
he probably meant for a tiny one-stage koala
it has a higher attack stat than shit like snorlax and aggron

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 17:20:05 No.37438174 Report

Quoted By: >>37438682

>>37436924
koalas are the filthiest and some of the most disgusting animals ever beside their cute look

>love to inbred themselves and are subject to chlamydia
>they feed newborns with their own shit
>actually spend most of the day eating a toxic plant that doesn't offer much nutriments (like the pandas and the bamboo except the bamboo isn't toxic)
>have to spend the rest of the day sleeping just to digest the toxic eucalyptus
>shits like once a day and has to slowly and carefully come down from the tree (like sloths) and relieve itself on the ground where it's dangerous for it
>males are literal incels who try to rape the females including the pregnant and the ones with newbords
>to breed they have to fight with the female which gets extremely aggressive too and they scream at each other in spoopy unknown to this world cries
>to even strart a fight with the female it has to fight the other incels
>if the defensive female with a child wins the male retires in shame and doesn't breed for the whole season

and many such cases
sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 19:27:13 No.37438682 Report

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>>37438174
Nature is wonderful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jan 2019 22:50:57 No.37439521 Report

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Yeah got really bummed about the first Koala based Pokemon since it's my favorite animal.

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