JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOTS. STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF DECIDUEYE BY MAKING COMPARISONS TO JOBBERFROG. THERE IS LITERALLY, LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH DECIDUEYE YOU PIECES OF ABSOLUTE LYCANROC SHIT. HIS WINGS ARE FLUFFY, HIS HOOD IS DISTINGUISHED, AND HE DOESN'T BELONG TO A FUCKING LOSER WHO TOOK THREE FUCKING YEARS TO REALIZE THE GIRL WHO HAD BEEN STALKING HIM SINCE SUMMER CAMP WANTED TO FUCK HIM. DECIDUEYE'S MOVES ARE COOL, HIS TYPING IS FUCKING UNIQUE FOR FUCKING ONCE, AND HE CARRIES HIMSELF WITH THE DIGNITY OF SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF THE GODDAMN, MOTHERHOOTING WORLD. ONE WRONG MOVE AND HE FUCKING IMPALES YOU WITH AN ARROW HE PULLED OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. HOW THE FUCK ISN'T THAT THE COOLEST SHIT EVER? MUCH BETTER THAN A FUCKING OC DONUT STEEL FROG WHO LOST TO A FUCKING FIRE TYPE STEALTH ROCK TARGET. EVEN GRENINJA'S FUCKING ULTIMATE MOVES WERE ALL FLASH AND NO PAIN, UNLIKE THIS SEXY OWL. YOU FAGGOTS WISH YOU WERE A FRACTION OF THE MON THAT DECIDUEYE IS. AND THAT GOES DOUBLY FOR THAT BARACAT WHO THINKS HE'S HULK HOGAN OR SOME SHIT JUST BECAUSE HE'S IN A FIGHTING GAME SERIES SO FUCKING BAD, PEOPLE PREFER PLAYING THE VERSION FOR THE FUCKING GAMECUBE--PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN IT. BARACAT COULDN'T EVEN GET AN INVITE TO A FIGHTING GAME WITHIN HIS OWN FUCKING FRANCHISE, SO HE HAD TO PIMP HIMSELF OUT WITH A BUNCH OF WASHED UP MASCOTS FROM GAMES NOBODY'S PLAYED IN DECADES. WHAT A LOSER. SERVES HIM RIGHT. BUT DECIDUEYE? HE'S NOT MAD; HE COULDN'T BE FUCKING HAPPIER BECAUSE HE'S ON TOP OF THE WORLD, AND GRENINJA AND BARA WISHE THEY COULD BE DECIDUEYE. NEXT TIME YOU SEE DECIDUEYE, YOU'LL BE DEAD, WITH THE LAST THINGS YOU SEE BEING HIS ARROW IN YOUR FUCKING BLEEDING HEART AND HIS SHADOW AS HE COOLY LEAVES THE SCENE. THANKS FOR PLAYING, YOU LOSERS.
