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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:17:06 No.37448241 View View Reply Original Report

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Again there's still pokephiles who don't think pokemon are nulls. I like to remind them that pokemon are pure in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:18:49 No.37448244 Report

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How is having no genitals "pure"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:19:19 No.37448247 Report

Quoted By: >>37448344 >>37448798 >>37450554 >>37451537 >>37451688

>>37448241
how do they breed then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:19:34 No.37448248 Report

Quoted By: >>37448267

>>37448241
The games themselves say Pokemon and Humans would get married and in reality, humans are just Pokemon, a variety of typing, but we're just Pokemon in that universe. Normal, Fighting, Psychic, etc. We're Pokemon.

Now with that said, don't fuck Pokemon you furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:20:10 No.37448250 Report

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>>37448241
imagine letting that get in the way of love

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:20:27 No.37448254 Report

Quoted By: >>37448271 >>37450069

Pokemon have genitals. Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:21:17 No.37448256 Report

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>>37448241
But they have mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:21:40 No.37448258 Report

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>>37448241
Most of them still clearly have a mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:23:22 No.37448263 Report

Quoted By: >>37448278

How do we know some legendaries have gender and some do not?

Must be some girls in the Pokemon universe hunting a gendered legendary specifically for getting fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:25:00 No.37448267 Report

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>>37448248
There's no proof humans in the pokemon world have genitals either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:26:09 No.37448271 Report

Quoted By: >>37452246

>>37448254
Proof that said structure is still used for reproductive purposes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:26:20 No.37448272 Report

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>>37448267
I somehow wish I could actually argue this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:27:32 No.37448278 Report

Quoted By: >>37448284 >>37448371

>>37448263
Sex is determined by the ability to make sperm or eggs. No reproductive structure is necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:29:22 No.37448284 Report

Quoted By: >>37448355 >>37452155 >>37454797

>>37448278
This. Wasn't it stated that Pokemon dance around each other and an egg appears? They probably all function similarly to fish, by just shooting sperm spores out of their body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:53:07 No.37448344 Report

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>>37448247
By magik it's the only pure way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:55:45 No.37448349 Report

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>>37448267

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:56:49 No.37448355 Report

Quoted By: >>37448369

>>37448284
As far as I know, no one knows where the eggs come from. They just appear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 14:59:55 No.37448369 Report

Quoted By: >>37451625

>>37448355
Then why are sexes necessary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:00:31 No.37448371 Report

Quoted By: >>37448416

>>37448278
If you can make sperm or eggs, and those cells somehow have a way of meeting, you have genitals. It might be fish genitals, in which case humans couldn’t fuck them without causing harm, but they are still genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:02:28 No.37448378 Report

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Why can't you just let me fap to cynthia fucking gardevoir in the ass in peace?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:03:12 No.37448381 Report

Quoted By: >>37448391 >>37448426 >>37452161

>>37448267
>There's no proof humans in the pokemon world have genitals either.
How can anyone be so wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:05:41 No.37448391 Report

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>>37448381
Brock's fucking face, my sides. I miss the old art-style to be honest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:06:27 No.37448394 Report

Quoted By: >>37448401 >>37448431

See how happy this charizard is, it doesn't worry about impure things like sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:09:11 No.37448401 Report

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>>37448394
And look at how sad this Blastoise is when he gets no sex because he's a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:11:51 No.37448416 Report

Quoted By: >>37448474 >>37452166

>>37448371
Nope. Sperm and eggs can meet with no structure necessary. Plants and fungi do it all the time. As for needing a structure where such cells are developed, it is not known how meiosis arose, but the processes involved could be done by unicellular life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:14:59 No.37448426 Report

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>>37448381
Where is the proof, then? That is universally accepted? Nearly all sources have nothing at all, which would discredit that one that does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:16:01 No.37448431 Report

Quoted By: >>37448482 >>37451552

>>37448394
How is sex not pure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:16:59 No.37448434 Report

Quoted By: >>37448467 >>37451211

op, since pokemon aren't real than unless there is hard canon about their lack of genitals we can believe what we want to believe.

there are proofs pokemon have sex, but i don't need those proofs to say your claim is bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:23:21 No.37448467 Report

Quoted By: >>37448499

>>37448434
Not even that would be evidence since the entire matter that it is fiction would discredit any further inquiry. It can all be dismissed instantly. No part of it can be asserted as anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:24:10 No.37448470 Report

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>>37448241
If your going to make bait at least make it good bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:25:06 No.37448474 Report

Quoted By: >>37448490

>>37448416
Plants and fungi do have genitals you brainlet retard, even if they’re not compatible with ours. Fucking stop your nonsense. Things that sexually reproduce have genitals, they don’t always involve putting one thing inside another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:27:12 No.37448482 Report

Quoted By: >>37449002

>>37448431
This. Nothing is more pure or right than being connected with my spouse. Why would you take this away from Pokémon? Plenty of animals irl form strong loving bonds like we do, like the Albatross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:28:16 No.37448490 Report

Quoted By: >>37448739

>>37448474
If meiosis can occur without needing to be multicellular, then certainly they can recombine without it too. There are prokaryotic cells that still do this. It doesn't exactly involve haploid cells, but it could've been done the same way with haploid cells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:30:23 No.37448499 Report

Quoted By: >>37448503

>>37448467
even fiction has 'canon'. making up a few facts is fine as long as it does not go against the canon of fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:30:55 No.37448503 Report

Quoted By: >>37448512 >>37448521

>>37448499
Fiction can and has been rewritten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:33:10 No.37448512 Report

Quoted By: >>37448521

>>37448503
...even for the stories that have been copied reasonably, people make their own stories in the same style and using the same elements, and they can even be published with no copyright infringement because it's different enough to be it's own thing. No form of fiction is set in stone. It can all be altered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:35:17 No.37448521 Report

Quoted By: >>37448546

>>37448503
by the original authors, sure. as far as fans are concerned, as long as fan fiction doesn't go against the canon its alright.

>>37448512
we are talking about pokemon not about a knockoff of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:36:41 No.37448528 Report

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Reshiram has canonically visible genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:40:55 No.37448546 Report

Quoted By: >>37448556

>>37448521
Fan fiction can do whatever it wants, it just can't be sold in any way due to copyright law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 15:42:28 No.37448556 Report

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>>37448546
...but, all fiction is derived from something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:28:19 No.37448739 Report

Quoted By: >>37448753

>>37448490
Stop being a retard. Are you seriously implying most Pokemon are capable of asexual reproduction despite needing two of the opposite gender or a ditto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:33:09 No.37448753 Report

Quoted By: >>37448777

>>37448739
I'm not. Sexual reproduction can be done by unicellular life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:38:12 No.37448777 Report

Quoted By: >>37448801 >>37452171

>>37448753
Pokemon are clearly multicellular though, and they lay eggs (certain ones have other ways of coming into being like an object becoming possessed or exeggcute being exeggutor's fallen head)
Pokemon would have genitals and mate but they can't because this is a franchise for children and nobody except furfags wants to see Pikachu's dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:42:58 No.37448798 Report

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>>37448247
like Chao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:44:25 No.37448801 Report

Quoted By: >>37448982

>>37448777
Can you prove they are all multicellular?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:52:45 No.37448830 Report

Quoted By: >>37450099

Imagine how nice and cool a Suicune's farts would feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 16:59:35 No.37448857 Report

Quoted By: >>37448892 >>37450099 >>37452205

>>37448241
The Flower Girl in Goldenrod City on HG/SS stating that "The Fertilizer comes from Pokémon's ya know?" implies they have anuses...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:07:13 No.37448892 Report

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>>37448857
The implication of the statement is that we know what it comes from, but we don't. Nothing ever said how fertilizer is made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:22:28 No.37448969 Report

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>>37448241
This is like a subtle jab at how shitty humans can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:25:17 No.37448982 Report

Quoted By: >>37448992

>>37448801
Can you prove that they are not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:27:13 No.37448992 Report

Quoted By: >>37449000 >>37449364

>>37448982
No, but that means that it's useless. If you can't say something about something one or the other, there is no point to saying it regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:29:11 No.37449000 Report

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>>37448992
one way or the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:29:44 No.37449002 Report

Quoted By: >>37449895 >>37451160

>>37448482
You sound like the ultimate faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:53:02 No.37449091 Report

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>>37448241
It's gender unknown you shitlord

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 17:56:53 No.37449111 Report

Quoted By: >>37449154 >>37451133 >>37452232

>>37448267

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:07:40 No.37449154 Report

Quoted By: >>37449160

>>37449111
And all other sources disagree with that. If we were pitting one source against another, I'd go with the one that can be verified by another source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:08:01 No.37449156 Report

Quoted By: >>37449167 >>37449764

>>37448267

There’s an episode in the Advanced Generation series and a clerk in Black & White 2 who mention they have been/are pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:08:37 No.37449160 Report

Quoted By: >>37449164

>>37449154
What sources says that humans dont have genitals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:09:35 No.37449164 Report

Quoted By: >>37449169 >>37451133

>>37449160
That isn't the part that disagrees. No other source depicts genitals in any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:10:35 No.37449167 Report

Quoted By: >>37453841

>>37449156
Has pregnancy been mentioned outside the anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:11:09 No.37449169 Report

Quoted By: >>37449179

>>37449164
Then Im going with this source unless another source shows a naked human with no genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:13:34 No.37449179 Report

Quoted By: >>37449188

>>37449169
That isn't how verification works. You need an outside source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:16:05 No.37449188 Report

Quoted By: >>37449193

>>37449179
I have evidence that they do and youre just saying it doesnt count because theyve never shown a bare human crotch anywhere else.

Youre a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:17:21 No.37449193 Report

Quoted By: >>37449198

>>37449188
Yes, you have evidence, but not verifiable evidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:17:57 No.37449198 Report

Quoted By: >>37449207

>>37449193
How is it not verifiable? This was an official manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:19:48 No.37449207 Report

Quoted By: >>37449764

>>37449198
There is no other source that can make this not one-sided. Evidence has to be objective. The same no matter how it is viewed. You need another source for that.

Disco

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Disco Sat 26 Jan 2019 18:21:00 No.37449213 Report

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>>37448267
Oh fuck you right tho...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 19:04:09 No.37449364 Report

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>>37448992
You right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 19:20:29 No.37449448 Report

Quoted By: >>37449544

I would fuck a Suicune so hard

Vlad

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Vlad Sat 26 Jan 2019 19:39:18 No.37449544 Report

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>>37449448
Same nigga where my pokefile thread today tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 19:42:56 No.37449561 Report

Quoted By: >>37450297

>>37448241
Why is Suicune the best boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:21:14 No.37449764 Report

Quoted By: >>37449854

>>37449207
Not this anon) How can you honestly be this stupid? In the context of pokemon, this page of the manga is what we call a "primary source". A source directly from events that transpired. Along with what this anon said, >>37449156 there is a secondary source that implies the existence of genitalia coupled with the proof of the manga page. You would know this if you graduated from high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:36:56 No.37449854 Report

Quoted By: >>37449861 >>37449980

>>37449764
You can't prove they "actually" happened. This doesn't prove anything because it's just one person's word, even if it's a drawing. You have no way of knowing if this is all a fabrication or not. It needs another source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:38:34 No.37449861 Report

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>>37449854
Besides, I also questioned whether or not pregnancy can be shown elsewhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:39:31 No.37449866 Report

Quoted By: >>37449880 >>37449885 >>37449914

Man the autists on this website never cease to amaze me with how they'll argue over the most asinine and inconsequential bullshit ever like their lives depended on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:42:09 No.37449880 Report

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>>37449866
That is why I am questioning it.

None of it can be argued logically at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:43:12 No.37449885 Report

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>>37449866
>As if their lives depended on it
DESU, they do, to the extent that you can call that sort of thing a life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:45:48 No.37449895 Report

Quoted By: >>37450123

>>37449002
Not him but you sound like a bitter fuck who's mad he doesn't have a gf. Get over yourself, man, shits mad unhealthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 20:50:54 No.37449914 Report

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>>37449866
All I know is I have a penis and my girlfriend has a vagina and we have them interact with each other every day. I couldnt care less if Pokemon or the humans in Pokemon have them. It doesnt matter at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:01:23 No.37449980 Report

Quoted By: >>37450022

>>37449854
Pokemon aren't real. People in the pokemon world aren't real. Do you honestly believe that the Pokemon Company cares or even would confirm that people have pee pees or vagoos? Why do you need confirmation at all? Any one with a brain would go "yeah of course they have benis how would they reproduce?" A "pokeballs lmao" joke in an official manga should be proof enough, besides the fact that its irrelevant to the lore and would probably be the case otherwise. Jesus Christ you have a complex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:09:35 No.37450022 Report

Quoted By: >>37450034 >>37450063

>>37449980
My entire point WAS that nothing can be asserted because THE ENTIRE THING IS FICTION. Fiction is never proof for itself, even internally, that is circular logic. It's even useless to assert what is real in the restraints of the fictional world because IT IS STILL A FICTIONAL WORLD, IT'S ALL FAKE BY DEFAULT. So stop trying to logic all of this out because there is no logic. It can be made out to be anything by even it's makers and those that view it. There is no universal idea to be asserted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:11:22 No.37450034 Report

Quoted By: >>37450055

>>37450022
...And yes, I was asking for confirmation because I know it doesn't exist and wanted to see if you'd take the bait. Congratulations, you're not that stupid, but trying to argue things that don't exist still is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:14:52 No.37450055 Report

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>>37450034
"I was only pretending to be retarded ebin win"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:16:30 No.37450063 Report

Quoted By: >>37450085 >>37450096

>>37450022
Fictional content still had lore you fucking idiot. Does Ash not exist in the anime too because he also isnt real? God you are stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:17:51 No.37450069 Report

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>>37448254
>shoots it's semen at you to stun you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:20:25 No.37450085 Report

Quoted By: >>37451205

>>37450063
For the sake of argument, yes, none of it exists. There is no internal reality. It can be whatever it wants. There is nothing to assert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:21:17 No.37450096 Report

Quoted By:

>>37450063
^^^

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:21:39 No.37450099 Report

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>>37448857
I wonder what pokemon has the loudest farts
>>37448830
Glaceon is the superior gas powered AC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:22:23 No.37450103 Report

Quoted By: >>37450125

>>37448241
Best thread on this board in a WHILE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:26:20 No.37450123 Report

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>>37449895
I actually have a wife, though. Grow a backbone, newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:26:33 No.37450125 Report

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>>37450103
Can we get a 7 for Schrodiner's Benis anon??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 21:59:37 No.37450297 Report

Quoted By: >>37450563

>>37449561

It's a fatassed whore whose sole reason to exist is take every single attack you can aim at it. Pound it senseless and it'll just go to sleep for a few minutes to pretend that nothing ever happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 22:53:14 No.37450554 Report

Quoted By: >>37450800 >>37452257 >>37456845

>>37448247
They don’t. There’s actually no in-game evidence that calls it “breeding”. For all we know a egg may literally pop out of nowhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 22:56:04 No.37450563 Report

Quoted By: >>37450574

>>37450297
He deserves to get spanked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 22:56:18 No.37450564 Report

Quoted By: >>37450567

Is there really proof that the Pokémon world follows the logistics of our world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 22:58:15 No.37450567 Report

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>>37450564
No, because THERE IS NO POKEMON WORLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 23:01:16 No.37450574 Report

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>>37450563

Oh he deserves a lot more than just spanking, but spanking comes first. Foreplay is important, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jan 2019 23:39:57 No.37450800 Report

Quoted By:

>>37450554
>>37448241
>>37448267
autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:13:53 No.37450976 Report

Quoted By: >>37451082

ITT: Normies still unaware Pokémon has been a furry friendly franchise since before it even launched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:35:36 No.37451082 Report

Quoted By: >>37451088

>>37450976
Yeah right. There was no such thing as anything pandering to furries in any scope at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:36:53 No.37451088 Report

Quoted By: >>37451097 >>37451198

>>37451082
And no, anthropomorphic animals are just anthropomorphic animals. They were not seeking to specifically get a furry audience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:38:20 No.37451097 Report

Quoted By: >>37451111 >>37451390 >>37451409 >>37457639

>>37451088
you have the delusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:40:54 No.37451111 Report

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>>37451097
Which definition of furry are we using again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:43:37 No.37451133 Report

Quoted By: >>37451179

>>37449164
Retard, the fact they don't clearly say about their existance doesn't mean they don't exist
argumentum ad ignorantiam
They don't say they exist =/= they don't exist
On the other hand, we have proof they exist (see >>37449111, an official manga), so as any other media don't contradict it we can say it's canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:48:33 No.37451160 Report

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>>37449002
>annon has a gf
>Gets called a faggot anyway
The absolute state of VP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:48:45 No.37451162 Report

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when you're getting mulch for the berry pots, there's a line that heavily implies that the mulch is made from soil and pokemon manure, so it's at least addressed they have poopers, wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine full equipment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:52:27 No.37451179 Report

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>>37451133
You do realize you're arguing something that in no way exists, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:56:38 No.37451198 Report

Quoted By: >>37451209 >>37451235

>>37451088
Explain why Nidoqueen has tits then man. Explain why Jynx captivates humans by shaking her (thicc) hips? I get it, you're vanilla. That's grand, your prerogative. But just because you're vanilla, doesn't give you the right to decide all you hold dear is vanilla too. Pokémon's always had the furry flag flying in the background, even if you were too young to realise it until now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:57:42 No.37451205 Report

Quoted By: >>37451213

>>37450085
What a fucking mongoloid. I guess if i write a book and I kill a character but in the next chapter he is still alive and I give no explanations of that (like nothing happened, yet happened) that would be good writing for you because intenal coherence don't exist in fictional work?
What a fucking dumbfuck, holy shit. I've seen subhumans on this site but holy fuck you are a league of your own in stupidity. Congratz, managed to trigger me with your apex retardness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:58:20 No.37451209 Report

Quoted By: >>37452269

>>37451198
Oh yeah, they gave Jynx tits too, strangely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:59:09 No.37451211 Report

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>>37448434

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 00:59:17 No.37451213 Report

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>>37451205
I'm not saying that it doesn't need to have consistency. I'm saying that it's not proof of anything because none of it is real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:03:11 No.37451235 Report

Quoted By: >>37451311 >>37451338

>>37451198
They weren't made to be sexual. They didn't even move. If I knew an example of bare breasted females in animation that wasn't a Sonic character, I would point to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:17:37 No.37451311 Report

Quoted By: >>37451338 >>37451372 >>37452064

>>37451235
Those weren’t but explain her. Her ass to body ratio makes up over half of her body. Why did it need to be huge?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:22:31 No.37451338 Report

Quoted By: >>37451369 >>37451381

>>37451235
>this wasn't made to be sexual
I should also add that Nidoqueen shakes her breasts in the japanese version of Stadium
>>37451311
>tsareena will never sit on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:28:45 No.37451369 Report

Quoted By: >>37451981 >>37452008 >>37452313

>>37451338
Not to mention that Gardevoir card that released after that one where she has tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:29:01 No.37451372 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451311
It's puffy pants or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:31:57 No.37451381 Report

Quoted By: >>37451401

>>37451338
You're the one that has a problem if you think that's inherently sexual. As for Stadium, no, I can't explain that one, but that's that game's problem, and not with the depiction of Nidoqueen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:32:53 No.37451390 Report

Quoted By: >>37451401

>>37451097
That's a joke. He's making a joke on how a stone that would cause a Pokemon to evolve would cause a person to evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:34:20 No.37451401 Report

Quoted By: >>37451409 >>37451414 >>37451433

>>37451381
>doesn't count lol
so you're retarded then?
>>37451390
no it fucking isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:36:22 No.37451409 Report

Quoted By: >>37451472

>>37451097
>>37451401
americans should be locked in churches with no access to outside world, it's clear they can't handle anything other than bible without their minds devolving into pulp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:36:52 No.37451414 Report

Quoted By: >>37451425

>>37451401
If you can get Gamefreak themselves to say they put boobs on a pokemon with the explicit reason of sex appeal, I will concede. Although I must also insist on why sex appeal was put into a childrens' game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:39:07 No.37451425 Report

Quoted By: >>37451435

>>37451414
they did it for the furfag money, they are never going to say that outright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:40:09 No.37451433 Report

Quoted By: >>37451531

>>37451401
>no it fucking isn't
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:40:33 No.37451435 Report

Quoted By: >>37451529 >>37451535

>>37451425
Then there is no reason to assert it. If they can't say that was their purpose, you can't know that was their purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:41:24 No.37451441 Report

Quoted By:

>ywn start each day grabbing your Charizard's horns and facefucking him

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:47:08 No.37451472 Report

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>>37451409
>le american boogeyman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:56:41 No.37451529 Report

Quoted By: >>37451535 >>37451553

>>37451435
So if not chasing furfag dollars, what DID they create her for? What reason other than sexual deviancy could they have decided a creature that ensnares human and pokémon alike into all-male harems should exist in their game series?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:57:18 No.37451531 Report

Quoted By: >>37451556

>>37451433
are you?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:58:16 No.37451535 Report

Quoted By: >>37452100

>>37451435
>>37451529
forgot image

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 01:58:51 No.37451537 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448247
Handholding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:01:47 No.37451552 Report

Quoted By: >>37451559

>>37448431
What is the purest sort of sex, /vp/? Hot take:
gay sex=straight sex=lesbian sex>loveless threesomes and orgies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:02:07 No.37451553 Report

Quoted By: >>37451595

>>37451529
That can't be used to argue why Nidoqueen or Jynx's design is the way it is, but no, I can't argue Salazzle in any form, that definitely was furry bait, but it was made in a time where that is a thing and Pokemon does have an older audience. The originals had neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:02:38 No.37451556 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451531
Are you? You think a joke means something more than it really does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:03:31 No.37451559 Report

Quoted By: >>37451568

>>37451552
I know people that can argue that group sex does have love involved, perhaps even more than monogamy, but I do not think I can communicate their argument well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:05:53 No.37451568 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451559
It depends on the kind of group sex
Not everyone in an orgy is in love with each other
But you could also say the same about any other kind of sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:11:22 No.37451595 Report

Quoted By: >>37451607 >>37451614

>>37451553
Seethe more you stupid cunt, think Tagiri would have let that shit fly if he wasn't cool with it? It was HIS creation, he was the director and studio owner on top of that and yet, here you are reeing over the fact it's ALWAYS been this way.
FYI, Osamu Tezuka, the so-called god of manga and inspiration to millions of Japanese artists, was a furry before you were even born. It mightn't have been called being furry back then, but drawing sexy mice for your personal collection would fall under that banner today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:14:03 No.37451607 Report

Quoted By: >>37451757

>>37451595
I don't think Tajiri sees anything that is being done, he just lets them all do whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:15:37 No.37451614 Report

Quoted By: >>37451757

>>37451595
Fuck off you stupid cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:18:28 No.37451625 Report

Quoted By: >>37451641

>>37448369
Because homos can't reproduce, even by magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:20:47 No.37451641 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451625
Why? Magic has no solid set of rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:30:24 No.37451688 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448247
Enter sinjo ruins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:34:24 No.37451706 Report

Quoted By: >>37451718

This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:36:32 No.37451718 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451706
autismo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:43:54 No.37451757 Report

Quoted By: >>37451769 >>37451976

>>37451607
Anon, he still personally signs off on every script for every game, as well as other duties as executive producer on the series. He's more involved with runnig Game Freak the business, but he still will keep an eye on his baby. Otherwise, why would he bother going in every day, dude could probably buy and sell an entire state at this stage.
>>37451614
Not my fault you were a blind sheltered cunt all these years kid :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 02:48:41 No.37451769 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451757
Evidence? Even if he does nothing but run the business, that still doesn't mean he knows everything they're doing. He doesn't care what pokemon they make. Besides, last I knew, no one has seen him in years except for Sugimori.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:25:11 No.37451976 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451757
Fucking off yourself you freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:26:00 No.37451981 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451369
>Not to mention that Gardevoir card that released after that one where she has tits.

canon tits?? not play with me dreams, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:31:57 No.37452008 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451369
>Not to mention that Gardevoir card that released after that one where she has tits.
Proof?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:34:44 No.37452024 Report

Quoted By: >>37453815

What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:42:49 No.37452064 Report

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>>37451311
IMO starting with some Pokemon in gen 4 like Lopunny they started to knowingly court the furry audience. Possibly because of the intensely vocal reception of Gardevoir.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:51:57 No.37452100 Report

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>>37451535
I'd argue that people who work on Pokemon are just as horny as anyone else and just wanted to see if they could sneak their femdom pheromone fetish monster in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 03:56:24 No.37452119 Report

Quoted By: >>37452158 >>37452160

Pokegirls > mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:03:45 No.37452155 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448284
nah, the only egg creation we've ever seen was Arceues.

there's a very real chance they're ALL made by Arceues, and its just the spacetime trio that requires unown assistance and exceptional effort. The rest he's doing constantly and subconsciously.

pokemon has links to medieval science after all, and abiogenisis/continuing creation is a major part of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:04:45 No.37452158 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452119
But how do you know they're even human?
Is there a verifiable source that says they're human?
Or that they even have genitalia?
Waifufags and furfags can fuck off with thier headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:05:20 No.37452160 Report

Quoted By: >>37454751

>>37452119
kill marry fuck

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:05:22 No.37452161 Report

Quoted By: >>37457089

>>37448381
Alright tough guy, then show me pics of pokemon world human genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:06:23 No.37452166 Report

Quoted By: >>37452173 >>37452175

>>37448416
flowers are plant genitals, try again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:08:06 No.37452171 Report

Quoted By: >>37452181

>>37448777
>Pokemon are clearly multicellular though

are you sure? like, really really sure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:08:29 No.37452173 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452166
That doesn't count.
pkmn aren't plants, they just vaguely look similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:08:43 No.37452175 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452166
I was speaking of gymnosperms and other plants that reproduce by spores and junk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:09:30 No.37452181 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452171
How do you know they have cells to begin with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:13:15 No.37452205 Report

Quoted By: >>37452233 >>37452238

>>37448857
not necessarily. some animals expel waste back out through their mouth. or excrete it through their skin. heck, human sweat actually contains some urea.

droppings are mentioned in dex for certain pokemon though, which do not occur from either of those alternate methods of waste expulsion.

so like Darumaka? definitely anus.
Staryu? ehhhhhhhh, jury's still out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:18:47 No.37452232 Report

Quoted By: >>37452241

>>37449111
Mmmmm. A risky move on a blue board, but I respect your balls.

New question though, those are definitely not real world genitals on those pokemon world human males. No man alive has balls the size of his fists and a sack that can stretch two and a half feet in two different directions. also that is one ludicrously tiny micropecker.

In one way you've proven your case, but you've shot yourself in the foot at the same time, because while you've confirmed the presence of genitalia, you've also confirmed we can take absolutely nothing for granted about their morphology, not even estimation using nearest real life species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:18:56 No.37452233 Report

Quoted By: >>37452250 >>37452256

>>37452205
Fuck off, they could just magic out their waste(if it even actually is waste) or something.
Doesn't necessarily mean they have an anus or even a stomach, maybe the food is just immediately converted into energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:19:17 No.37452238 Report

Quoted By: >>37452353

>>37452205
Hard no for Guzzlord too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:20:01 No.37452241 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452232
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Warren_Jr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:20:45 No.37452246 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448271
lilligant literally deflowers according to pokedex.

pretty sure its a pikmin forehead dicks scenario.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:21:33 No.37452250 Report

Quoted By: >>37452259

>>37452233
Sounds like you're the one who needs to fuck off if your counter-arguement is "a wizard did it".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:23:35 No.37452256 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452233
>immediately converted into energy.
literally an explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:23:36 No.37452257 Report

Quoted By:

>>37450554
the trainers who create and hatch eggs for better stats/egg moves are literally called breeders.

Brock was a breeder. There have been breeders in nearly every gen.

you're denying objective facts just to be contrarian.

regardless of exact mechanism, we know pokemon breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:23:46 No.37452259 Report

Quoted By: >>37452296

>>37452250
>no argument
>no evidence mons have an anus or even a stomach or even organs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:27:15 No.37452269 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451209
its weird actually, she has boobplate, but if you look at the model from the side, her chest doesn't even reach it.

so she just has two boob-shaped floating protrusions on the chest of her fleshgown rather than mammaries covered with a dress-like pattern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:32:03 No.37452290 Report

Quoted By: >>37452314 >>37453622

There's no evidence for anything because none of them are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:32:39 No.37452296 Report

Quoted By: >>37452319 >>37452327

>>37452259
>pokémon eat berries
>NPC specifically highlights pokémon dung as being used to make mulch
>pokédex entries reference pokémon excreta (or note when none whatsoever have been found from a particular species)
>not to mention pokémon preying on other pokémon to survive
>"n-no ev-evidence"
Humans all start off their existence as an arsehole. Sadly, you like many before you have failed to grow past that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:33:10 No.37452299 Report

Quoted By: >>37452329

>>37448241
They're nothing but pixels on your screen. You will all die alone and meaningless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:36:13 No.37452313 Report

Quoted By:

>>37451369
that card is from call of legends. the set immediately following is BW and there were no gardevoirs in BW because muh soft reboot. there wouldn't be another print all the way until Next Destinies, the reintroduction of both non-unova mon and EX cards.

you're either trolling or you're mixed up on dates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:36:15 No.37452314 Report

Quoted By: >>37454089

>>37452290
And you aren't real because I have no way of perceiving you in real life that isn't beyond a screen, which I can assume is false because people have doctored footage countless times in the past, unless you're willing to prove you truly exist by scheduling a meetup somewhere, showing up to the meetup, and providing evidence that you are in fact the same individual that I arranged the meetup with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:37:45 No.37452319 Report

Quoted By: >>37452353

>>37452296
>using pokedex entries
You tried, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:38:50 No.37452327 Report

Quoted By: >>37452353

>>37452296
>when none whatsoever have been found from a particular species
so there IS a pokemon with no anus

tell me, what is the objectmon that literally cannot be sexualled? voltorb? cryogonal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:39:14 No.37452329 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452299
Everyone dies alone and meaningless.
Unless someone in your room dies at exactly the same time as you, maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:43:50 No.37452353 Report

Quoted By: >>37452366 >>37454742

>>37452327
>>37452238
>Moon: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.
>>37452319
>using evidence the creators provide
>wrong
the absolute cope of you and your peon argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:45:26 No.37452366 Report

Quoted By: >>37452387

>>37452353
don't care virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 04:49:22 No.37452387 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452366
>"d-d-don't c-care"
Except you plainly do, judging by your laughable attempt to insult me. Maybe r/pokémon is more your speed, if you get upset when you lose an argument on 4chan(nel).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 10:17:40 No.37453622 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452290
Pokémon are real I'm actually brock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:32:06 No.37453815 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452024
Its like if your dog taught you how to be a chad despite being a creature that licks its own anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 11:39:23 No.37453841 Report

Quoted By: >>37454200

>>37449167

In one of the mangas (The Electric Tale of Pikachu IIRC) Jessie ends up pregnant with James’ baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 13:09:45 No.37454089 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452314
And all senses can be mistaken as well. Everything is chemical reactions in the brain that can all be created artificially or even have flaws. This is why another source is always necessary, to circumvent the limitations of just one perspective. What if they're all wrong? This is why you never stop testing something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 13:37:50 No.37454200 Report

Quoted By: >>37454746

>>37453841
>James baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 15:53:15 No.37454742 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452353
dang, guzzlord still has a mouth, feet, and hands. still sexual-able.

thought we finally had them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 15:54:18 No.37454746 Report

Quoted By:

>>37454200
who else would it be meowth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 15:54:54 No.37454751 Report

Quoted By: >>37457137

>>37452160
Kill Rosa
Fuck May
Marry Chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 16:03:55 No.37454797 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448284
>Wasn't it stated that Pokemon dance around each other and an egg appears?
That seems like an obvious euphemism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 16:18:47 No.37454860 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448241
did you know pokemon dont actually exist

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 21:57:02 No.37456845 Report

Quoted By: >>37457050

>>37450554
>"For all we know a egg may literally pop out of nowhere"
>game items and mechanics which allow the pokémon to inherit the IVs, the Ability and the nature of its parents
>the pokémon will be always the same specie of one of the 2 parents
How the fuck does work your logic?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:22:32 No.37457022 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448241

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:24:38 No.37457029 Report

Quoted By: >>37457045

>>37448241
but then where does the "fertilizer"/droppings come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:28:08 No.37457045 Report

Quoted By: >>37457071

>>37457029
The mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:28:35 No.37457050 Report

Quoted By: >>37457323 >>37457558

>>37456845
>gen 8
>releases an egg-based legendary/mythical
>turns out it was the "egg fairy" pokemon that decided to create eggs for two parent pokemon that really liked each other, no sex involved at all
>literally just the pokemon version of "the stork"
GF won't do this though because they don't give a shit and lack this kind of creativity, even though it's not even that creative of an idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:33:20 No.37457071 Report

Quoted By:

>>37457045
>It's not Pokepoop, it's Pokepuke!
So much more appealing.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:35:42 No.37457089 Report

Quoted By:

>>37452161
Here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:40:02 No.37457110 Report

Quoted By:

Actually darumaka has confirmed to have droppings there for a hole but I still feel there would be beastiality laws against it though thank fully

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:45:09 No.37457137 Report

Quoted By:

>>37454751
>Marry Chicken
Good taste, but SOLELY because you couldn't choose to marry them all.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 22:59:11 No.37457217 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:00:19 No.37457226 Report

Quoted By: >>37457230

Clarification on if anuses were really the issue here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:01:20 No.37457230 Report

Quoted By:

>>37457226
blow it out your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:13:46 No.37457323 Report

Quoted By:

>>37457050
>"i make this future prediction to say that i'm right, even if i haven't any proof to state that"
Imagine that you have to IMAGINE something which would happen in your headcanon for proving your point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:42:48 No.37457558 Report

Quoted By: >>37457580

>>37457050
>create eggs out of nowhere even though child inherits biological traits from parents, also requires most couples to be of different sex
>no sex involved
sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:45:22 No.37457580 Report

Quoted By: >>37457590 >>37457745

>>37457558
Ditto can reproduce pokemon that have no known sex AND can't reproduce with themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:46:40 No.37457590 Report

Quoted By: >>37457620

>>37457580
>lets make a rule from exceptions

Keywords: most couples

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:50:25 No.37457620 Report

Quoted By: >>37457745

>>37457590
Sure, but one doesn't need sexual reproduction for genetic inheritance to work, although all asexual reproduction is more direct than sexual. Also, how does the Ditto situation work for sexual reproduction?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:51:47 No.37457628 Report

Quoted By:

>>37448241
It's enought

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jan 2019 23:53:12 No.37457639 Report

Quoted By: >>37457762

>>37451097
Do you have autism by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:08:43 No.37457745 Report

Quoted By: >>37457786 >>37457890

>>37457580
>Ditto can reproduce pokemon that have no known sex AND can't reproduce with themselves
Because Ditto transforming into that pokémon can understand how to reproduce with it, or that pokémon istinctively mate with the ditto transformed. Ditto cannot reproduce with itself because maybe isn't possible or there is a different way which a day-care/nursering doesn't allow to do it.

>>37457620
>Also, how does the Ditto situation work for sexual reproduction?
See above: ditto being able to transform in any pokémon it sees, can even change its gender and be able to breed, it's not difficult to understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:11:29 No.37457762 Report

Quoted By: >>37457959

>>37457639
are you retarded by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:15:31 No.37457786 Report

Quoted By: >>37457814

>>37457745
Oh, I forgot to mention that those same pokemon can't reproduce with anything else either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:18:37 No.37457814 Report

Quoted By: >>37457928

>>37457786
Yes because we don't know how to reproduce them or what is the opposite gender of that specie (that's why the gender is unknown), Ditto instead understand it when it clones the dna of that pokémon and if it can breed without anything else involved, they will.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:26:40 No.37457890 Report

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>>37457745
Ditto reproduces by budding (like how yeast reproduces) essentially it creates a copy of itself in a small bump which grows larger until it eventually reaches maturity and breaks off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:32:01 No.37457928 Report

Quoted By:

>>37457814
I would certainly like to know how it is we don't know what reproduces with Nidorina.

Then again, I could question why we don't know how any of them do it when simple observation would alleviate that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 00:35:04 No.37457959 Report

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>>37457762
yeah, you probably have.

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