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>>37463802
>only you can't hit them back
Irl big brother here, when I was a little kid I used to beat the shit out of my little sister. I was a really shitty brother. Probably explains why my sister hates my guts now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 21:11:57 No.37463952 Report

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>>37463754
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 21:12:56 No.37463960 Report

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>>37463754
Hey Lusamine, you’re about to be a Grandma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 21:37:40 No.37464129 Report

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>>37463760
You sick fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 22:57:48 No.37464567 Report

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>>37463754
Wincest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:01:00 No.37464587 Report

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>>37463840
Same. What the hell was I thinking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:02:38 No.37464599 Report

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>>37463754
>Lillie as your sister
>which means Lusamine is your mommy
A dream come true for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:13:03 No.37464654 Report

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>>37463754
>literally my sister
>a german, rich, annoying kid I have to protect every day because she is so pretty.
I hate my life because of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:16:19 No.37464667 Report

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>>37464654
Post pics of your sister plz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:21:36 No.37464696 Report

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>>37463760
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:30:04 No.37464750 Report

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>>37463754
I'M AN EDGELORD NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:40:48 No.37464825 Report

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>>37464667
see? people like you make my life shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:49:39 No.37464899 Report

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>>37464825
I just want to masturbate to her bro, chill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:51:39 No.37464910 Report

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>>37464899
she is 10 you faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:52:25 No.37464915 Report

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>>37463754
I don't knoe man. I live in a communist shithole where saying something "protecting a sister" (as a woman) is view as sexist and intollerable hate speech.
She will probabily get fucked by niggers here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:53:42 No.37464924 Report

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>>37464915
ouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:54:11 No.37464928 Report

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>>37463840
Fucking same, feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:54:47 No.37464934 Report

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>>37464654
Where is the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jan 2019 23:56:53 No.37464947 Report

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>>37464910
Post her feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:07:08 No.37465976 Report

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>>37464910
yes, and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 04:37:22 No.37466399 Report

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>>37464654
How tight is her front hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 04:42:00 No.37466430 Report

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>>37463754
Well, considering that this means I'm Gladion... Kinda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 04:48:42 No.37466464 Report

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>>37463760
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:18:01 No.37466595 Report

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>>37463754
Do I get to be Gladion? In all serious, she's not an abrasive bitch, so I wouldn't mind having her as a sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:50:08 No.37466717 Report

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>>37463802
i want lillie to bully me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:53:45 No.37466727 Report

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>>37465976

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:54:28 No.37466730 Report

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thatd be awesome but i want her to be twins and they secretly kiss and shower together and are overly close and intimate with each other all the time like hold hands and sit close all cuddled up on couches. i wanna be their big bro as well and take care of them i want them to look up to me and be secretly attracted to me and when they find boyfriends they are like me

ok. thats what i want make it happen please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:56:33 No.37466739 Report

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>>37466730

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 05:58:37 No.37466748 Report

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>>37466739
yeah but still would be nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 06:05:00 No.37466764 Report

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>>37466748
Anon you just passed my trial. I am fully confident that you will be a great father, you give me hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 06:05:47 No.37466766 Report

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>>37464599
Came here to say this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 06:16:35 No.37466805 Report

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>>37463760
Saw the thread and was gonna post the exact same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 09:32:36 No.37467378 Report

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>>37463754
>how fucked am I
I don't live with my parents, so not at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 09:37:48 No.37467389 Report

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>>37463809
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:20:43 No.37467458 Report

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>>37463760
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 14:03:39 No.37467982 Report

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>>37463760
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 14:11:26 No.37467997 Report

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I wish Lusamine was my older sister and she'd take care of me with her rich success and proceed to treat me like her little obedient fuck toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 14:25:30 No.37468042 Report

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>>37463760
Welcome to yeehaw Alabama country

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 15:58:14 No.37468353 Report

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Be an edgy faggot I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 15:59:57 No.37468360 Report

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>>37468353

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:01:09 No.37468364 Report

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>>37468353
Geez anon who pissed in your corn flakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:28:02 No.37468733 Report

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>>37468360
>>37468364
I am gladion now bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:30:15 No.37468741 Report

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>>37463760
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:40:37 No.37468798 Report

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>>37463809
lol

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 17:56:22 No.37468870 Report

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Not as fucked as the fridge is, because my Sister-Wife ate it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 18:00:18 No.37468881 Report

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>>37468870
>Sister-Wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 18:11:14 No.37468920 Report

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>>37468870
Fucking StomachFag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 18:13:52 No.37468929 Report

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I’d need a new waifu because I don’t have an imouto fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 19:46:04 No.37469384 Report

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>>37468870
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 20:30:43 No.37469627 Report

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>>37468929
came here to say this.

Sharon from Duel will do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 20:31:59 No.37469633 Report

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>>37468870
https://youtu.be/85mDyWCgHy0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:01:58 No.37469776 Report

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>>37469633
i would unironically want something like this as a track for like a Florida or Louisiana region as the Trainer Battle theme

also why is my captcha for this post a fucking Tractor click?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:02:43 No.37469783 Report

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>>37463754
Hopefully we are both fucked by Mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:04:52 No.37469791 Report

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>>37463802
yeah but you can fuck them though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:09:41 No.37469805 Report

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>>37464910
even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:24:55 No.37469855 Report

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>>37464654
>german
how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:24:09 No.37470840 Report

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>>37463754
I think my parents would be more fucked, they'd have to raise another child after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:26:12 No.37470843 Report

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>>37463809
They're calm from the time they are born until they are 13, then from 13-18 they're whiny annoying horrible monsters, then they start to chill out again in their 20s, barely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:28:01 No.37470847 Report

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>>37467458
Based g+

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:03:04 No.37471024 Report

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>>37463809
My sister is a raging volcano, I honestly feel sorry for her future husband.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:04:07 No.37471032 Report

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>>37463760
I'm grunting harder than golden alpaca man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:05:15 No.37471038 Report

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>>37471024
Thats cute, but you dont need to feel sorry for me, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:15:37 No.37471084 Report

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>>37471038
Suit yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:42:16 No.37471213 Report

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>>37469855
how what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:48:35 No.37471233 Report

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>>37471213
Germans don't exist, anon. Anyway, I assume which how you described her as being of some nationality, he assumed you weren't german.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 02:50:09 No.37471441 Report

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>>37463754
Puberty was generous to Lillie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:13:20 No.37471525 Report

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>>37471233
I just noticed
>Lillie, Faba, Wicke, Lusamine and Mohn's names are all based on German words for plants
They probably really are Germans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:20:46 No.37471541 Report

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>>37463754
I wish Lillie was my daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 03:25:57 No.37471548 Report

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>>37471525
I thought they were the typical amerimutt who migrated to Hawaii, but seeing how many americans descend from germans, that still may not be far off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:31:59 No.37471784 Report

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>>37471548
based haoles

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:26:51 No.37471971 Report

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>>37471441
One of The best things about Lillie is her mommy’s flat, so she’ll have delicious A cups her whole life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:40:51 No.37472030 Report

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>>37463754
>doesn't do drugs
>isn't rude and aggressive
>doesn't lash out at random
>isn't lolrandumb
>hair is a normal color
>no piercings
>no dumb tattoos
>doesn't constantly make mountains out of molehills
>has good fashion sense
>is cute
it's an improvement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:42:15 No.37472036 Report

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>>37472030
forgot the best part
>doesn't have panic attacks over insignificant non-issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 10:39:07 No.37472845 Report

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>>37471032
Lemonade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 11:16:56 No.37472952 Report

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>>37464928
>>37464587
>>37463840
Have you tried apologizing to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 14:40:28 No.37473462 Report

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>>37472952
I don't think she would care...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 21:21:53 No.37475511 Report

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>>37463754
stop onii-chan

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