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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 02:54:03 No.37465920 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37465972 >>37466011 >>37466019 >>37466094 >>37467500 >>37467567 >>37467591 >>37467625 >>37468548 >>37469975 >>37470129 >>37470151 >>37470205 >>37470212 >>37470666 >>37470978 >>37471140 >>37471807

How do I make it come faster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:04:19 No.37465968 Report

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try putting a finger in its ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:06:02 No.37465972 Report

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>>37465920
Wake it up in the morning with your mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:07:18 No.37465977 Report

Quoted By: >>37466094 >>37466108

Hibernating until April/May.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:14:30 No.37466011 Report

Quoted By: >>37466019

>>37465920
Lick the the frenulum of your mate, this will create unprecedented pleasure for your partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:16:50 No.37466019 Report

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>>37465920
>>37466011
I'm sorry, I forgot to mention, if your partner is female, focus on stimulating the clitoris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:38:30 No.37466094 Report

Quoted By: >>37470267

>>37465920
We're literally weeks away from it. Be patient, ignore this fag >>37465977

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 03:41:52 No.37466108 Report

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>>37465977
How about hibernating WITH May?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:38:45 No.37467496 Report

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We should have a general for waiting on the direct

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 10:40:36 No.37467500 Report

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>>37465920
Cup the balls. Work the shaft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:13:53 No.37467567 Report

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>>37465920
Stop jerking off over Pokémon porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:26:57 No.37467591 Report

Quoted By: >>37467634 >>37470717

>>37465920
> Nintendo have some important news regarding the development of Pokemon 2019
> Pokemon 2019 is delayed and developement has been restarted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:42:37 No.37467625 Report

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>>37465920
Lick that taint, girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 11:45:28 No.37467634 Report

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>>37467591
Pfft

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 16:51:20 No.37468548 Report

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>>37465920
>asking for sex advice on /vp/
There's something not right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 21:49:37 No.37469975 Report

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>>37465920
Avoid a diet high in fats and cholesterol. Reduce porn consumption and/or masturbation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 22:14:50 No.37470129 Report

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>>37465920
Serious answer?

Become an alcoholic. It makes everything go faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 22:17:01 No.37470151 Report

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>>37465920
Buy LGPE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 22:23:38 No.37470205 Report

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>>37465920
seriously though, if I wanted it to come faster (why would you want time to go faster???), then I'd simply forget about it until it until the time comes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 22:24:37 No.37470212 Report

Quoted By: >>37470628

>>37465920
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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 22:34:47 No.37470267 Report

Quoted By: >>37471016 >>37471984

>>37466094
>STILL thinking they'll reveal early

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 23:38:30 No.37470628 Report

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>>37470212
Let's go is irrelevant now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Jan 2019 23:48:21 No.37470666 Report

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>>37465920
Sacrifice your first born child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:02:04 No.37470717 Report

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>>37467591
I wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:17:25 No.37470786 Report

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Hit yourself over the head with a toaster and when you wake up the Direct will be happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 00:53:29 No.37470978 Report

Quoted By: >>37471791

>>37465920
Stop having wet dreams about your sister

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:01:52 No.37471016 Report

Quoted By: >>37471785

>>37470267
>I THINK MASUDA SAID THEY REVEALED SUN AND MOON EARLY
>THIS MEANS EVERY GENERATION ON WARDS WILL BE REVEALED IN MAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 01:28:38 No.37471140 Report

Quoted By: >>37471762

>>37465920
play other games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:27:05 No.37471762 Report

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>>37471140
I play other games, but pokemon is my favorite franchise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:32:11 No.37471785 Report

Quoted By: >>37471972 >>37471984

>>37471016
>"I'll ignore I know the game is confirmed to release late in the year to imply they'll work a reveal like in the past, where we knew nothing about a new game until they revealed it1"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:33:13 No.37471791 Report

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>>37470978
In fairness, his sister IS pretty damn hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 04:36:08 No.37471807 Report

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>>37465920
They'll reveal the invariably underwhelming rushed games on Pokemon Day, which is a little under a month away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:26:55 No.37471972 Report

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>>37471785
What exactly did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:28:47 No.37471984 Report

Quoted By: >>37472052

>>37470267
>>37471785
Every new gen gets announced early as fuck in the year. Period. Or did you just get into pre release seasons with USUM and LGPE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Jan 2019 05:48:39 No.37472052 Report

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>>37471984
DP and BW didn't get actual announcements until the April of their respective years. (Title announcements and movie Pokemon reveals don't count.)

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