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Hello Pokemon trainers, JunichI Masuda here.
I have an important announcement to make. see my open hand? It may look like I'm not holding anything, but there is a tiny little nano bot sitting there that we the staff at Game Freak invented. These nano bots will be sent into the cartridges of, and blow up, the following games
>Black 2 White 2
>Emerald
>Platinum
>Heart Gold Soul Silver
We want to destroy these games because, one, they weren't directed by me, Ohmori or Tajiri. And two, these games are very hard and if a smartphone user was to buy any of them they would have a difficult time beating the games and they would lose future interest in Pokemon games, hurting our sales. So play these games while you can before they get destroyed!