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May is half-dead!

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 15:59:03 No.37505318 View View Reply Original Report

Quick! Do something to help her!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:00:36 No.37505331 Report

Quoted By: >>37505401

*psssssh*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:02:46 No.37505338 Report

Quoted By: >>37505499 >>37505779 >>37507792 >>37509026

Go! Houndoom! It's time for lunch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:07:47 No.37505357 Report

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If we keep it closed casket, she doesn’t need clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:13:36 No.37505373 Report

Quoted By: >>37506815 >>37509002 >>37509158

>>37505318
She could have just handed her hat over peacefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:15:58 No.37505382 Report

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>finding a brave bird taillow through dexnav.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:20:22 No.37505401 Report

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>>37505331
Will it work on humans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:23:15 No.37505415 Report

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Really makes you think.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:24:54 No.37505421 Report

Quoted By: >>37508209

She's fainted. I wonder if...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:37:54 No.37505479 Report

Quoted By: >>37508772 >>37509071

>>37505318
>Make her suck my dick and swallow before anything
>Bring her to my house
>Take her Pokemon till I know she won't try anything
>Use softboiled and and or heal pulse
>Make her fuck me and then live out some fantasies before I'll let her leave
>Finish it off with some cbt and ballbusting especially kicking and stomping my balls. She'll likely agree no problem at this point and might want to hurt me
>Let her leave after that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:38:58 No.37505487 Report

Quoted By: >>37506823

>>37505318
normally this would make me post porn, but ince valentine event just started on my fav mobage i don't feel like missing on the hype in the /vg/ general by getting banned so,
here, may is healthy now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:39:40 No.37505491 Report

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>>37505318
snibeti snab her hair :-D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:41:30 No.37505499 Report

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>>37505338
Would you at least have it eat her pussy first?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 16:44:40 No.37505508 Report

Quoted By: >>37506694

>>37505318
>call an ambulance
>stay by her and do some first aid
>ask her what happened and maybe call police depending on the situation

Like any normal person would do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:06:06 No.37505590 Report

Quoted By: >>37505670

>>37505318
Oh shit a free cum dumpster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:12:59 No.37505635 Report

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>>37505318
good, good, now's our chance to make beautiful babies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:20:04 No.37505670 Report

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>>37505590
Yeah! There is no fire on the fuel yet, so we let's start a wildfire!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:26:25 No.37505695 Report

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>>37505318
oh please. Unless that arm wound is bad enough to need a tourniquet, she's probably fine.Internal injuries are possible, but it looks like she just had a really rough fall. She's a kid, they heal quick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:38:16 No.37505779 Report

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>>37505338
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:42:12 No.37505802 Report

Quoted By: >>37506314

>>37505318
>Curaga
>Diaharan
>Fullheal
There, all better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 17:44:41 No.37505820 Report

Quoted By: >>37507494

>>37505401
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 19:15:44 No.37506314 Report

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>>37505802
You forgot Salvation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 19:43:16 No.37506443 Report

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>only half-dead
Don't worry, we can fix that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 19:50:22 No.37506487 Report

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>>37505318

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:20:17 No.37506641 Report

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>>37505318
Why are you so negative, OP?
To me, she's half alive!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:23:37 No.37506654 Report

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>>37505318
>Give her a bowl of eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:31:10 No.37506677 Report

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Why am I laughing at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:34:28 No.37506694 Report

Quoted By: >>37506831 >>37507005

>>37505508
>>stay by her and do some first aid
>>ask her what happened and maybe call police depending on the situation
No normal person would ever do this, you fucking virgin. You'll not get laid like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:57:29 No.37506815 Report

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>>37505373
I kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 20:59:31 No.37506823 Report

Quoted By: >>37509227

>>37505487
What general you go to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:00:29 No.37506831 Report

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>>37506694
What would YOU do then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:07:41 No.37506860 Report

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>>37505318
*unzips pants*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:17:07 No.37506909 Report

Quoted By: >>37507443 >>37508772

>Help her up and take her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed while I sleep on the couch
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her I’d she’s ok
>”Yoi don’t have to tell me what appended, but you do have to eat this” as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask her if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:30:13 No.37506990 Report

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She dies because there's no people hospitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:33:36 No.37507005 Report

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>>37506694
My girlfriend would kill me you fucking cretin, we're not all virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:34:59 No.37507017 Report

Quoted By: >>37507107

>>37505318
You can't be half-dead. Either your dead or alive. Dying is the term for when something is certain to die without treatment. In other words she faking it,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 21:55:26 No.37507107 Report

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>>37507017
Half dead is a figure of speech you fucking robot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 22:04:29 No.37507150 Report

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>>37505318
*healing wish*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 22:06:35 No.37507158 Report

Quoted By: >>37507745

*unzips medkit*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 23:12:56 No.37507443 Report

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>>37506909
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 23:22:05 No.37507494 Report

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>>37505820
post proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 00:04:26 No.37507745 Report

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>>37507158
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 00:04:42 No.37507748 Report

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>throw a water stone at her angrily and then walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 00:13:42 No.37507792 Report

Quoted By: >>37508185

>>37505338
>ywn rub houndoom's full belly as he lies on his back and digests a pre-teen girl in his sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 01:31:03 No.37508185 Report

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>>37507792
god that'd be fucking hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 01:33:56 No.37508209 Report

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>>37505421
Silly, you can't catch it if it's fainted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 01:45:24 No.37508283 Report

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You ok, May? Let's get you to a Pokemon center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 03:51:39 No.37508772 Report

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>>37505479
>softboiled
>>37506909

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 04:34:49 No.37509002 Report

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>>37505373
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 04:37:31 No.37509012 Report

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>>37505318
She needs Tauros Moo-Moo Milk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 04:41:20 No.37509026 Report

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>>37505338

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 04:53:30 No.37509071 Report

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>>37505479
>use Softboiled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:07:56 No.37509138 Report

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>>37505318
Lord, guide my pimp hand, make it strong and let this bitch learn a hoe's place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:15:22 No.37509158 Report

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>>37505373
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:19:17 No.37509177 Report

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:28:38 No.37509227 Report

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>>37506823
a very slow one actually, but i don't want to imply i will ban evade.
>>>/vg/243120134

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:38:39 No.37509259 Report

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>>37509026
this brings me great solace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:49:34 No.37509302 Report

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>>37505318
>move her to my place, casually nearby andisolated from society
>kill torchic and cook it for dinner
>strip her
>lick her armpits because why not
>tie her little body to my bed
>wake her up for delicious dinner
>make her life a living hell
>violate every hole possible
>impregnate several times a day
>breed cute babies while she's tied on bed
>marry her after many many years of loving each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 05:50:24 No.37509308 Report

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>>37505318
Snag ball go!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 07:52:03 No.37509682 Report

Quoted By: >>37510920

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 16:07:00 No.37510920 Report

Quoted By: >>37510952

>>37509682

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 16:14:08 No.37510952 Report

Quoted By: >>37510965

>>37510920
OP here

Please let my thread die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 16:15:39 No.37510958 Report

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>>37505318
Thats what you get for getting that ORAS redesign, bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 16:16:30 No.37510965 Report

Quoted By: >>37510998

>>37510952
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 16:21:55 No.37510998 Report

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>>37510965
Please let it die so I can make more threads. Already hit thread limit.

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