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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:06:32 No.37526974 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37526986 >>37527818 >>37527824 >>37528129 >>37528359 >>37528379 >>37528477

Why is she so perfect, /vp/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:10:18 No.37526986 Report

Quoted By: >>37526996 >>37527022 >>37528140

>>37526974
Salugia a best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:11:14 No.37526996 Report

Quoted By: >>37527022 >>37528374

>>37526986
Objectively wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:17:13 No.37527022 Report

Quoted By: >>37527038 >>37527067

>>37526986
>>37526996
You can fuse/hybrid Salazzle with nearly any Pokemon and it'll look objectively better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:19:37 No.37527038 Report

Quoted By: >>37527129

>>37527022
Magnemite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:23:51 No.37527067 Report

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>>37527022
why does this work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 06:37:43 No.37527129 Report

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>>37527038
...well, I tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 11:04:53 No.37527818 Report

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>>37526974
God this image turns me the fuck on. That pose, the spread legs and arched back plus wide hips is pure boner fuel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 11:07:31 No.37527824 Report

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>>37526974
No, She's not. She's a Bully to other Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 12:47:17 No.37528129 Report

Quoted By: >>37528354 >>37528857

>>37526974
This thing made it onto my team for both Sun and UM playthroughs. Good speed, good Sp. atk. She's gen 7's best girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 12:50:20 No.37528140 Report

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>>37526986
sexy feet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 13:58:52 No.37528354 Report

Quoted By: >>37528386 >>37528448

>>37528129
I hunted this gal in US to use in my UM playthrough. She's Hasty natured to boot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:00:05 No.37528359 Report

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>>37526974
She’s honestly not. I really don’t understand how this one shilled waifumon is so praised. It has all the element and it was forced with a harem element but idk it falls short designwise. I wouldn’t even call it waifubait if it wasn’t for the explicit dex entries laneling it so clearly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:05:44 No.37528374 Report

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>>37526996
>Deluded Gardeshitter thinks he can rate the taste of others

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:07:14 No.37528379 Report

Quoted By: >>37528448 >>37528652

>>37526974
Would be better if they didn't shoehorn feminine traits on a fucking bald lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:09:37 No.37528386 Report

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>>37528354
Jealous.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:32:30 No.37528448 Report

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>>37528354
Good job. I got mine back in Moon, and it was my first shiny too. She's Rash nature.

>>37528379
Do you really think women can't be both feminine and bald, or that lizards can grow hair?

>>37528359
>shilled
Incineroar, Lycanroc, and the Tapus are the shilled mons of this generation. Salazzle barely got any recognition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:44:13 No.37528477 Report

Quoted By: >>37528503 >>37528792

>>37526974
they were literally fucking made for you degenerates

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:54:44 No.37528503 Report

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>>37528477
Do you really think GameFreak did that? They sat down when making the gen 7 Dex and someone said "okay, what do we make to appeal to the people who jerk off to Pokemon porn?" Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:55:16 No.37528505 Report

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>>37528503
yes

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:56:44 No.37528514 Report

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>>37528505
Why would you think that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:56:45 No.37528515 Report

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>>37528503
All of the gen 7 mons are stereotypes/characters. Salazzle is the femme fatale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 14:58:26 No.37528521 Report

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>>37528515
>All of the gen 7 mons are stereotypes/characters
that's why the deck was so shitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 15:36:27 No.37528652 Report

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>>37528379
I know, right? Why can't my lizard have a head full of soft, flowing, luxurious hair?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 15:53:52 No.37528753 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:00:28 No.37528792 Report

Quoted By: >>37528814 >>37528823

>>37528477
incorrect. Salazzle is a JOKE. It fits exactly with typical japanese comedy. Think of it from the perspective of an old japanese businessman. Nobody could actually want to fuck a lizard, so making a 'sexy lizard' is just funny, with people who fall for its pheremones and end up ashamed of their actions being the butt of the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:03:35 No.37528814 Report

Quoted By: >>37528834

>>37528792
Don't they know that they're playing with fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:05:15 No.37528823 Report

Quoted By: >>37528846

>>37528792
>Think of it from the perspective of an old japanese businessman. Nobody could actually want to fuck a lizard, so making a 'sexy lizard' is just funny

Nice try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sNAuPLUvWQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:07:04 No.37528834 Report

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>>37528814
how so? if some people actually DO like it, by japanese cultural standards, those people are just mentally ill and need to lie about it to themselves and others until it stops being true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:09:45 No.37528846 Report

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>>37528823
this is A: western, and B: a gag. Because lizards shed their skin. imagining it all sexy-like is silly. Try again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Feb 2019 16:13:08 No.37528857 Report

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>>37528129
I thought that was a bowling pin

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