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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 13:29:51 No.37541825 View View Reply Original Report

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Reminder that pokemon sex is 100% HEADCANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 13:31:34 No.37541829 Report

Quoted By: >>37542060 >>37548443

>yfw Pokemon sex is just the female laying the egg and the male just fertilises it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 13:32:49 No.37541836 Report

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Nothing down south? Go for the mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 13:34:50 No.37541843 Report

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>>37541825
Reminder that the main characters are kids and that it's not out of the line to assume that the breeders are telling white lies out of courtesy for the kids' pure innocence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 13:40:56 No.37541872 Report

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>>37541825
OP having sex is headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:06:14 No.37541968 Report

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>>37541825
>nobody have seen it so it doesn't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:12:51 No.37542012 Report

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>entire job consists of watching Pokemon fuck and collecting the eggs after they get done.
>claims not to have ever seen them fuck even once.
All priests are pure until the altar boy speaks up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:19:12 No.37542042 Report

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>>37541825
Pokemon fuck, get over it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:21:16 No.37542049 Report

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>>37541825
Some Pokémon lay eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:24:17 No.37542055 Report

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>>37541968
It's not canon and that's a fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:25:48 No.37542060 Report

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>>37541829
>tfw pokemon sex is just one pokemon laying an egg and the other spitting on it

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:28:33 No.37542072 Report

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>>37542055
Not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:32:07 No.37542080 Report

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>>37542072
Even in the real world fish don't have sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:34:25 No.37542087 Report

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>>37542080
Pokémon are not animals.
Just accept it and move on.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:36:40 No.37542095 Report

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>>37542080
I'm guessing that you want Pokémon to be super childish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:37:43 No.37542099 Report

Quoted By: >>37542114

>>37542087
>Pokémon are not animals.
Exactly, animals have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:38:54 No.37542103 Report

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>>37541825
>if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, it didn't fall down at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:43:26 No.37542109 Report

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>>37541825
>Nidorina and Nidoqueen cannot breed
Huh, I didn't actually know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:44:52 No.37542114 Report

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>>37542099
Pokémon can breed too.
I'm just saying that Pokémon are different species from animals.

Fuji see Mew give birth to Mewtwo.
Fuji been studying Mew for months in south America and then he capture it and bring it to Kanto with him to continue researching it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:45:04 No.37542116 Report

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Pokemon have confirmed to poop and they also have a mouth

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 14:47:30 No.37542125 Report

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>>37541825
>Quoting Bulbapedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 19:45:34 No.37543779 Report

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>>37542072
>Pokemon lay eggs
No shit, that doesn't mean they have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 19:47:22 No.37543795 Report

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>>37541825
Lies for the children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 20:54:37 No.37544266 Report

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>>37541825
Imagine being so degenerate you care about fictional animals sex.
Go outside for once.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 21:04:40 No.37544343 Report

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>>37541825
Reminder that pokemon shit is 100% CANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 01:54:32 No.37546264 Report

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>>37542087
Pokemon are animals though.
Animal:
a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.
That most definitely sounds like a Pokemon to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:04:29 No.37546324 Report

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>>37544266
But speculative biology is fun, anon. You don't have to be a pokefucker to be curious how the system in general works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:07:43 No.37546345 Report

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>>37541843
The XY protags are 16.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:14:49 No.37546402 Report

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>>37546264

>t. Pedant

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:16:11 No.37546418 Report

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>>37541825
>no one has ever seen pokemon breed
the equivalent of telling children that babies come from storks

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:17:20 No.37546428 Report

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>>37546418
T-They don't!?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:20:52 No.37546462 Report

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>>37541825
>taking bulbapedo's autism about everything having to be literal and explicit seriously.

Reminder that this website refuses to aknowledge that Ash charizrad is male because it isn't explicited, which leaves the possibility that it would be a lesbian transwoman...

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:31:50 No.37546534 Report

Quoted By: >>37546659

Arceus personally creates every single egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:36:12 No.37546563 Report

Quoted By: >>37550202

>>37541843
I remember my classmates telling sex jokes by fourth grade when most of us were 9-10 years old, and this was in a Catholic school. Even the teachers acknowledged that was the time when children started saying crude stuff. Anyone who sincerely thinks that 11-year-olds to sixteen-year-olds still have that "childhood innocence" is a fucking idiot. Who would seriously look at protags like Hilda or Hilbert and think they don't know what sex is?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:38:29 No.37546578 Report

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>>37542114
>Somebody say Kanto?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:43:47 No.37546616 Report

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So zero evidence. Cool.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 02:52:49 No.37546659 Report

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>>37546534
False.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 10:09:06 No.37548440 Report

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>>37544266
OP here, how am i the degenerate? I am against these pokefuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 10:11:10 No.37548443 Report

Quoted By: >>37550604

>>37541829
>yfw pokemon sex is just a fusion dance that instead results in an egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 10:45:31 No.37548528 Report

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didn't some old guy talked something about eggs are cradles?
i also remember reading some pokedex entry from a bug pokemon i believe saying something like "searching materials for its eggs"

aren't pokemon just born like mammals and they build eggs around it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 17:52:47 No.37550202 Report

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>>37546563
>the pokemon world is as fucked up as ours
come on now, they don't even swear, ever, even the big bad guys are polite as fuck

different world, different cultures, this reasoning is probable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 18:40:53 No.37550536 Report

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>>37544343
>Pokémon shit is canon
>Therefor, Pokémon buttholes are canon
>If a Pokémon has a butthole, they must have genitals
>Therefor, if a Pokémon has genitals, it must use it for breeding
OP BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 18:47:47 No.37550579 Report

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>>37541825
Who can't wait for the inevitable baby-delivering Stork-mon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 18:48:57 No.37550586 Report

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>>37541825
So what does distinct one gender from another?
>inb4 gender traits
not every pokémon have those.
If we are talking about gender and "breeding" of course there is involved some sort of genitalia and even "sex", maybe just not as we know.
Being this game for Everyone and family friendly oriented, they can't specifically tell that pokémon have sex or how they breed in general.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 18:50:45 No.37550595 Report

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 18:51:51 No.37550604 Report

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>>37548443
You're thinking of Dragon Warrior Monsters.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Feb 2019 19:03:24 No.37550690 Report

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>>37541825
In the japanese version of spmd the partner makes references to sex.

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