Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Groudon
So close to this new direct
No news bout gen 8 again, Damn, Groudon
What did we really expect?
There's no meme on here as realistic as you
You're everyone's bitter truth
Everyone here is begrudging of you
Though next to you they are uncouth...

No one's Based like Groudon
Kept his grace like Groudon
No one's facts have been so often faced like Groudon
For there's no meme in town quite as telling
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can look past all retarded yelling,
They don't even seem care 'bout pokemon!