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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:40:44 No.37579291 View View Reply Original Report

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Post your darkest/deepest /vp/ / Pokémon secret in this thread and no one gets hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:42:13 No.37579295 Report

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>>37579291
I emulate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:42:41 No.37579299 Report

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the only game I ever owned was silver

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:47:50 No.37579324 Report

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>>37579291
/vp/ made me play Monster Mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:48:10 No.37579326 Report

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I don't own a single Pokemon game made before 2010. Everything before that year is emulated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:50:38 No.37579344 Report

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I wish I was May.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:52:35 No.37579365 Report

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>>37579291
I fapped to Goodra and Mewtwo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:53:31 No.37579375 Report

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>>37579291
Pokemon made me exclusively fap to Pokephilia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:54:37 No.37579385 Report

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>>37579291
I can't stop thinking about his ass

Junichi Masuda

Junichi Masuda Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:55:19 No.37579388 Report

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I intentionally made LGPE bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:56:29 No.37579395 Report

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>>37579324
Same, except it isn't a secret for me.

>>37579291
I refuse. Please paint the wall with my brains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:57:05 No.37579401 Report

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I make all of the anti gen 5 threads to make people sympathize with ti

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 19:57:27 No.37579404 Report

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>>37579291
I bought LGPE knowing completely well that it was shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 20:05:49 No.37579457 Report

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>>37579291
I've only taken up drawing because I though Weavile is very cute and deserves more art.
I'm getting kinda bored of her and so my will to keep drawing disappears.
I emulate on my phone and so I can't play B2W2, it annoys me that everyone claims they're the best because I can't play them myself. People admitting that Platinum/HGSS are the best games make me feel more included because I've actually played them.
I like the Chikorita line.
I've saved up all the good porn of that one anthro arbok oc with legs and feet.
Am I free to go now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 20:18:47 No.37579524 Report

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>>37579457
>I can't play them myself.
How can you play HGSS but not B2W2 just buy the game.
Either way it's only about 60 dollars for a DS and B2 you should treat yourself to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:26:19 No.37579897 Report

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I liked Kalos
>>37579457
Is your phone a portable potato?
There are DS emulators for android like Drastic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:33:47 No.37579937 Report

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>>37579291

When you're so desperate to get laid you:

- Imagine raping a female trainer after beating her in battle with a tangrowth
- Name gardevoir 'Wife'
- Play as a female character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:44:02 No.37579986 Report

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>>37579365
Everyone else has done that so it's practically not a secret anymore, pick something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:49:39 No.37580017 Report

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>>37579291
I wanna fuck pokegirls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:51:13 No.37580031 Report

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I don't even remember the names of some shitmons from gen 4-6 because I never used them and nobody else uses them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:53:59 No.37580043 Report

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I found a shiny Adamant Geodude in FireRed and kept it on my team all the way until the end of the game, then one day I got bored and restarted without trading it over even though I had the ability to do so. It is now lost forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:57:05 No.37580059 Report

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I really want to bang braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 21:58:38 No.37580069 Report

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i've never caught them all

i haven't played a physical copy of any game past crystal

i don't care about anything revolving around meta and play with my favorites

i await crucifixion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:01:26 No.37580083 Report

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I have a pokesona and will be making a pokemon mascot suit sometime later this year. It’s Zoroark. And I’d make a Zorua suit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:01:49 No.37580088 Report

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>>37580069
god speed anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:05:12 No.37580111 Report

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>>37579326
My last mainline game was Soul Silver. I don't even own a 3DS. But I'll pick up the gen V games someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:08:03 No.37580129 Report

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>>37579385
This pokefication pic has no SOUL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:27:11 No.37580281 Report

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I wanted Roothoot to be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:39:10 No.37580394 Report

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>>37579291
I stopped caring about Pokemon years ago, I've only stuck around because my friends still enjoy it, even then they're all bored of the newer games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:50:51 No.37580474 Report

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Rosa was and likely still is a scratching post for some of my off-the-wall fetishes. All of which involve a mask/head tf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:56:16 No.37580506 Report

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When I was five or six I kept drawing Brock shitting. I vaguely remember it was to do with my rage over the unappealing pokemon food he would magically have and hand out.
For some reason he was always curvy looking and doing what can only be described as a Nicki Minaj squat as Ash would look on in horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 22:58:08 No.37580517 Report

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I never played Sinnoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:02:52 No.37580538 Report

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>>37580281
Ballio being fake broke my heart.

I wanted a rapefaced Clown Seal to be my Ultra Beast killer. Still chose Popplio though.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:30:09 No.37580664 Report

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>>37579457
>I emulate on my phone and so I can't play B2W2

hmm.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:36:20 No.37580698 Report

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>>37579291
I'm an extremely lonely and introverted person in real life but am too autistic to put forth the effort to make friends and I just live out autistic fantasies. I'm not sure what to call but basically I have autistic fantasies about being a Raichu in mystery dungeon world. Going on adventurers and shit. Call it a fursona or pokesona whatever the proper term is.I also autistically ship Pokemon, one being Raichu & Froslass. I'm not proud to admit that.also I bet my dick to Pokemon Gijinkas. Pic very much related.

That said I'm not a total NEET or a piece of shit. I have a job that has it's fulfilling moments, I contribute to society and I'm not that much of a degenerate. I could be far worse. I just wish I could meet people that shared the same interests as me in person.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:37:24 No.37580702 Report

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>>37580698
>fucked up spoilers mid-way through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:38:19 No.37580708 Report

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>>37579457
>>37580664
Phonelets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:53:20 No.37580791 Report

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>>37579291
I only play romhacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Feb 2019 23:55:57 No.37580797 Report

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>>37579291
I fucking hate Gen V

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2019 00:00:54 No.37580824 Report

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>>37579291
I'm not gay, but my first fap when I was 12 was imagining myself getting dominated by a Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2019 00:01:28 No.37580828 Report

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I own every main line game and spend a large portion of my income on expanding my Pokemon collection, getting boxes and inserts for each game as well as exclusive consoles, rare Pokemon center merch, etc. My gf and I are gonna get married in a year or so and I will need to learn to take it easy with the spending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2019 00:40:46 No.37581027 Report

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>>37579986
Well, I also fapped to Trap Ash.

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