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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 21:55:49 No.37603572 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37603596 >>37603604 >>37603647 >>37603702 >>37603803 >>37603826 >>37604159 >>37604839 >>37605040 >>37606015

>You will never live in the Pokémon universe.
Why keep living bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 21:57:07 No.37603583 Report

Quoted By: >>37603628 >>37603632 >>37604193 >>37604759 >>37605132 >>37605190

wow racist to Kingler much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 21:58:33 No.37603589 Report

Quoted By: >>37603861

Did they fuck up coloring Flaaffy or is it supposed to be wearing an outfit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 21:59:19 No.37603596 Report

Quoted By: >>37603613

>>37603572
That Squirtle doesn’t look too happy
What’s that man showing him, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 21:59:56 No.37603604 Report

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>>37603572
Because we have to suffer thats the only reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:00:18 No.37603613 Report

Quoted By: >>37603709

>>37603596
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:01:53 No.37603628 Report

Quoted By: >>37603684

>>37603583
Alright I'll just bring my Onix or my Wailord on board then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:01:54 No.37603629 Report

Quoted By: >>37603645 >>37603745 >>37603833 >>37603839 >>37604733 >>37605952

We have a Pokemon dreamworld universe on /x/. If you learn how to astral project, you can join us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:02:12 No.37603632 Report

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>>37603583
We don't take kindly to (((crabs))) ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:03:44 No.37603645 Report

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>>37603629
I tried that once and I remember seeing some weird shit and never tried again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:03:49 No.37603647 Report

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>>37603572
That flaaffy has fucked up colouring, but it’s a comfy picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:06:57 No.37603684 Report

Quoted By: >>37604193

>>37603628
Public transport in the Pokemon world probably just forces you to box any Pokemon that are too big or hazardous, or too much of a public nuisance (like how Singapore bans durian on their trains)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:07:27 No.37603690 Report

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We have a Pokemon virtualworld universe on /g/. If you learn how to virtual reality, you can join us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:09:30 No.37603702 Report

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>>37603572
Still praying for that ultrasun wormhole every night before going to sleepy sleepy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:10:34 No.37603709 Report

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>>37603613

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:14:25 No.37603745 Report

Quoted By: >>37603782

>>37603629
I’m game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:19:56 No.37603782 Report

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>>37603745
If you die, you can't spend time on funny stuff, you'll have to deal with serious stuff like your plans for the after life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:22:24 No.37603803 Report

Quoted By: >>37603832

>>37603572
Can you imagine if people loved animals as much as people in the Pokemon universe love Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:25:09 No.37603826 Report

Quoted By: >>37605040

>>37603572
because I have reasons to live other than Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:25:51 No.37603832 Report

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>>37603803
We do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:26:26 No.37603833 Report

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>>37603629
Fuck off, you crazy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:27:20 No.37603839 Report

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>>37603629
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 22:30:09 No.37603861 Report

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>>37603589
She simply hasn't been sheared on bottom. Perhaps Flaafy grow wool progressively downwards as they age, and shed it all upon evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 23:13:37 No.37604159 Report

Quoted By: >>37604250 >>37604475 >>37604652

>>37603572
>teddiursa
>19.4 pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 23:18:25 No.37604193 Report

Quoted By: >>37604241

>>37603583
>>37603684
The ban on Kingler is probably just against mons with sharp limbs that you don't want to bump into during travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 23:24:30 No.37604241 Report

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>>37604193
Fuck Kinglers, you flip them upside down and even after you hit them under they hardly get damaged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 23:25:29 No.37604250 Report

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>>37604159
Its no different than holding a dog or a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 23:59:21 No.37604475 Report

Quoted By: >>37605736

>>37604159
>believeing the pokedex info thats filled by dipshit 10yr olds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 00:35:28 No.37604652 Report

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>>37604159
What's the issue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 00:35:42 No.37604653 Report

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Is that woman breastfeeding a Teddiursa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 00:45:34 No.37604733 Report

Quoted By: >>37606142

>>37603629
How do I achieve this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 00:48:39 No.37604759 Report

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>>37603583

It's an anti-train molestation thing I bet. No pinching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 00:59:57 No.37604839 Report

Quoted By: >>37604852

>>37603572
Good, who the hell would be insane enough to want to live in a world containing three foot tall insects, creatures that are literally on fire and so on?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 01:01:56 No.37604852 Report

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>>37604839
>current year
>being sane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 01:28:45 No.37605040 Report

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>>37603572
>Why keep living bros?

because I can at least bond with other people over Pokemon

also
>>37603826

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 01:42:56 No.37605132 Report

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>>37603583
Its a sign telling you to watch the door when it closes, so you don't get "pinched" by the door closing.

Do any of you ever leave your house?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 01:51:42 No.37605190 Report

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>>37603583
this one is for an elevator but you get the idea

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 01:58:24 No.37605242 Report

Quoted By: >>37605265 >>37605286 >>37605748 >>37605840 >>37605873

Just here to remind you virgins that the best case scenario is that you'd be that guy with two Poochyena's at best.
And that's assuming any of your fat sweaty asses would even bother to catch a Pokemon in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 02:03:19 No.37605265 Report

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>>37605242
When I think of Pokemon being real I don't just think of that alone it's going on a journey with them across the region

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 02:05:47 No.37605286 Report

Quoted By: >>37605950

>>37605242
>poochyena at best
Nothing wrong with them. I really like Poochy and Mightyena.
Also, if Pokémon were real, they wouldn't be exclusive to trainers or travelers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:16:57 No.37605736 Report

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>>37604475
>"the pokedex is written by 10 years old"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:19:34 No.37605748 Report

Quoted By: >>37605811 >>37605934

>>37605242
Judging by the animals that live in my cunt, the only pokemon we'd get are rattatas, useless flying type mons, lizardish pokemon, petmons and useless bug types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:30:28 No.37605811 Report

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>>37605748
>Judging by the animals that live in my cunt
emphasis on the bug types

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:34:18 No.37605840 Report

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>>37605242
>not just buying a porygon at the game corner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:39:16 No.37605873 Report

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>>37605242
Would still be great to have a Growlithe to keep warm in winter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:50:10 No.37605934 Report

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>>37605748
Is that you Gor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:54:15 No.37605950 Report

Quoted By: >>37605971

>>37605286
This.
Didn't James never go after any mon; he just stumbled across them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:54:35 No.37605952 Report

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>>37603629
>/x/ is more autistic than the local /vp/ manchildrens
That's new. I thought you guys were just all about "I saw a ghost on my closet" greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 03:57:04 No.37605971 Report

Quoted By: >>37606011 >>37606129

>>37605950
I don't remember about Koffing/Wheezing, but yes.
Still, if they were real, you would definitely need a license to keep them, since they are much more sentient than the animals in our world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 04:04:32 No.37606011 Report

Quoted By: >>37606056 >>37606129

>>37605971
Oh for sure. License and then register captures, probably. Wonder if there could realistically be a society in which those licenses are handed out to actual 10-year-olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 04:05:30 No.37606015 Report

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>>37603572
Meh. Too similar to the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 04:11:46 No.37606056 Report

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>>37606011
Doubt so, unless the culture of taking care of them is so ingrained in society, that the level of responsibility a 10 years old feels is over the roof, like taking care of your own children.
Even if they did, though, I'm 100% sure that the parents would be the ones accounted for their children's actions, if they ever committed a crime with/against them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 04:23:40 No.37606129 Report

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>>37605971
>>37606011
There's kind of the implication of all of this with Trainer ID Numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 04:26:41 No.37606142 Report

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>>37604733
shove some turmeric up your ass

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