Time's were dark, like Dubya's skin
too much hate to flash a grin
Allurein ruled with an iron fist
until one day cobble kangs made him pissed

It's only day one! It's our own town!
Do we really have to tear it down?
We just want to play in peace
runs our hands through mareep fleece

Threats of bans and bad upkeep
were the downfall during sleep
Based Konoha saw his chance
the crabs came out and began to dance

A brand new serb after just one day?
Could it even be done? Heck, no way!
But Based Konoha had no fear
the players could not believe their ears

A rocky start, there is no doubt
But Based Konoha earned his clout
Not even mommy gf Claire
could stop this serb, tho she did dare

The world is new, the game is fun
Come one, come all, come everyone!
/vp/ixelmon is back! Hip hip hooray!
Praise Based Konoha and Aloha Gay