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So keep in mind Pokemon came out in the nineties, back when fathers were still around in their kid’s lives, andAmber Rose didn’t exist. So surely Ash Ketchum must have had a father right? But who was he? Where is he? What the fuck is he right now? Let me explain what happened.
So let us go back a bit, back when Ash’s mother, Delia Ketchum was young. So Back in the good old days, Delia was Professor Oak’s girlfriend. But let’s be honest here, Oak’s a damn nerd. He didn’t have a job and lived off of Ramen noodles. Oak would spend so much time learning about Pokemon, he pretty much left Delia to dry out.Delia felt very lonely, and thots do what thots do. They cheat. Delia met Ash’s dad, and unlike Oak, he actually had a job and was very successful. So Delia left Oak and married Ash’s dad who performed miracles and cured her drought.
Eventually, Oak graduated from Pokemon University and becomes a Pokemon Professor. Not sure how he actually makes money off of this, but he somehow does. Now the dude is much older and naturally bitter as fuck that Delia had left him years ago for another man. Oak decided to track her and move to the town she and her husband lived in.
Delia was pregnant at the time when Oak moved to their town and eventually befriended her husband. Ash’s dad made the mistake of inviting him over to his house. Common mistake men make, inviting another man to their home with a woman dwelling in there. The devil’s customer service is poppin’ and runs 24/7.
Now here he is, a sick and demented Oak in the very same house sitting across from his ex. Plotting every second in his mind to make her his again. Delia was very uncomfortable with him in the house and knowing where she lives, but she did not want her husband to find out about her history with Oak. This facade of a friendship between Oak and Delia’s husband continued for some time.
So let us go back a bit, back when Ash’s mother, Delia Ketchum was young. So Back in the good old days, Delia was Professor Oak’s girlfriend. But let’s be honest here, Oak’s a damn nerd. He didn’t have a job and lived off of Ramen noodles. Oak would spend so much time learning about Pokemon, he pretty much left Delia to dry out.Delia felt very lonely, and thots do what thots do. They cheat. Delia met Ash’s dad, and unlike Oak, he actually had a job and was very successful. So Delia left Oak and married Ash’s dad who performed miracles and cured her drought.
Eventually, Oak graduated from Pokemon University and becomes a Pokemon Professor. Not sure how he actually makes money off of this, but he somehow does. Now the dude is much older and naturally bitter as fuck that Delia had left him years ago for another man. Oak decided to track her and move to the town she and her husband lived in.
Delia was pregnant at the time when Oak moved to their town and eventually befriended her husband. Ash’s dad made the mistake of inviting him over to his house. Common mistake men make, inviting another man to their home with a woman dwelling in there. The devil’s customer service is poppin’ and runs 24/7.
Now here he is, a sick and demented Oak in the very same house sitting across from his ex. Plotting every second in his mind to make her his again. Delia was very uncomfortable with him in the house and knowing where she lives, but she did not want her husband to find out about her history with Oak. This facade of a friendship between Oak and Delia’s husband continued for some time.
