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Involuntarily Lewding Pokemons

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:42:37 No.37607919 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37607925 >>37607929 >>37607939 >>37607952 >>37608145 >>37608165 >>37608211 >>37608858 >>37609540 >>37611114 >>37613358

I've had to look at my Salazzle so much that I've noticed she has a quite curvy behind.

Has anyone else noticed this? I'm not even a furry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:45:05 No.37607925 Report

Quoted By: >>37608504

>>37607919
I bet her behind smells delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:45:54 No.37607929 Report

Quoted By: >>37608022

>>37607919
she also looks at you over her shoulder in a sexually suggestive way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:49:31 No.37607939 Report

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>>37607919
>involuntary
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:52:29 No.37607952 Report

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>>37607919
It's intentional, shit bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:14:40 No.37608022 Report

Quoted By: >>37608332

>>37607929

Why did the creators make her do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:41:34 No.37608130 Report

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oh god this board is full of sick fucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:45:58 No.37608145 Report

Quoted By: >>37608191

>>37607919
Gamefreak knew exactly what they were doing when they created Salazxle and Tsareena

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:49:31 No.37608165 Report

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>>37607919

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:53:03 No.37608191 Report

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>>37608145

This. I mean I'm not even a furry but it was plain obvious that those Pokemon are modeled after dominatrixes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:57:37 No.37608211 Report

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>>37607919
Worst gen 7 design, it hurts the double because the pre evo was cool looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:06:34 No.37608264 Report

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To bh with you guys I'd fuck tsareena or salazzle. I'm not a furry bt way haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:24:58 No.37608332 Report

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>>37608022
You perfectly know why they did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:39:42 No.37608371 Report

Quoted By: >>37608399 >>37614461

You do realize that she gets on all fours and lifts her tail in front of you to attack the enemies with ranged attacks, right? Your trainer has spent most of his time staring at her exposed genitalia as well as her bare ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:42:53 No.37608378 Report

Quoted By: >>37608389 >>37608392 >>37609695

Im glad there are also people here like me who arent furries but is somehow attracted to a few pokemon and would definitely fuck them
I was starting to think i was weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:46:01 No.37608389 Report

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>>37608378
nigga you a furry then. If you want to fuck any humanoid animals, you're a furry. Denying it just makes you an obnoxious furry who pretends they're better than what they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:46:27 No.37608392 Report

Quoted By: >>37608427 >>37608806

>>37608378

I've thought about this for a while and it's probably because there are minor hints of female shapes in there.
Like in OP's pic her hips are twice as wide as her shoulders and ratios like this have been hardwired into our brain to view as attractive.
What I wanna know is whether GameFreak is did this knowingly or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:47:33 No.37608399 Report

Quoted By: >>37608404

>>37608371

I'm horrified by this idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:48:26 No.37608404 Report

Quoted By: >>37608426

>>37608399
>being afraid of a little Poison Gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:52:16 No.37608426 Report

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>>37608404
>its laced with her pheromones, making you want more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 14:52:18 No.37608427 Report

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>>37608392
congratulations now you understand why people fap to things

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:09:20 No.37608504 Report

Quoted By: >>37608520 >>37608780

>>37607925
and I bet it tastes like sriracha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:12:18 No.37608520 Report

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>>37608504
I really need to check Kaijinchu’s twitter more often

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:28:36 No.37608593 Report

Quoted By: >>37608613 >>37608614 >>37608914 >>37610908 >>37614720

Fuck you Salazzle. I wanted a male salandit evo not some ugly roastie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:30:29 No.37608606 Report

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>involuntary
salazzle is the most obviously degenerate waifubait pokemon designed so far
someone at TPC designed her this way on purpose, to attract degenerates
and it worked on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:31:42 No.37608613 Report

Quoted By: >>37608914

>>37608593
this, so much this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:32:00 No.37608614 Report

Quoted By: >>37608685

>>37608593
>he doesn’t want to get roasted by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 15:45:19 No.37608685 Report

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>>37608614
Fuck off roast beefmon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:05:01 No.37608780 Report

Quoted By: >>37608813 >>37609593 >>37611525 >>37614736

>>37608504
Anon... How it's smells like sriracha and not shit? She don't even wash her surely smelly cloaca

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:10:15 No.37608806 Report

Quoted By: >>37608923

>>37608392
>What I wanna know is whether GameFreak is did this knowingly or not.

Its too many things to just be a case of 'oops' basically they knew what they were doing and thats catering to disgusting furries. Fucking gamefreak can get fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:13:02 No.37608813 Report

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>>37608780

Of course she doesn't wash it. That's YOUR job, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:23:27 No.37608858 Report

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>>37607919
>involuntarily
I just picked up gen 7 for the first time and usum are full of straight up sexualization of both pokemon and humans. It's fucking surreal but I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:25:11 No.37608869 Report

Quoted By: >>37609016

Salazzle is exclusively for gangbangs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:35:13 No.37608914 Report

Quoted By: >>37609016 >>37609086 >>37609323

>>37608593
>>37608613
>seething gay scalies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:37:25 No.37608923 Report

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>>37608806
>not realising Pokémon always did this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:51:37 No.37609016 Report

Quoted By: >>37611205

>>37608869
If by that you mean getting ambushed by a group of nasty wild Salazzle who then procee to mentally weaken your mind with their combined pheromones and then force you to resign to a lewd fate as their communal sex slave, unable to escape from them and slowy getting dragged into a perpetual state of>>37608914
horniness, then yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 16:59:22 No.37609067 Report

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Fart fetish salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:05:24 No.37609086 Report

Quoted By: >>37609685

>>37608914
t.Pokeroastie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:18:08 No.37609143 Report

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Brapfags are literally subhuman, kill yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:22:43 No.37609170 Report

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It's not involuntary.

She's literally designed to be a temptress.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 17:47:05 No.37609323 Report

Quoted By: >>37609471

>>37608914

Such a great pic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:08:10 No.37609471 Report

Quoted By: >>37609484 >>37609603

>>37609323

I loved the Plague animation until it hit 1 million views.
I don't want to be a fan of popular stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:09:37 No.37609484 Report

Quoted By: >>37609510

>>37609471
>POPULAR BAD
Off yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:12:49 No.37609510 Report

Quoted By: >>37609533 >>37609603

>>37609484

No, it's fucking insane that mediocre entertainment gets 70 million views in a month and the "artists" or "content creator" makes more money than people trying to cure cancer.
I want no part in that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:12:58 No.37609513 Report

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Dat black booty tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:15:28 No.37609533 Report

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>>37609510
>jealous cunt and a hipster
That will be an OOF and a yikes from me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:16:09 No.37609540 Report

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>>37607919
>Involuntarily
guess I can't contribute to this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:23:04 No.37609593 Report

Quoted By: >>37614462

>>37608780
That is the most terrifying dog I've ever seen what the fuck
Why would you put anime eyes on an otherwise perfectly realistic animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:24:26 No.37609603 Report

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>>37609471
>>37609510
>says the Pokémon fan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:36:37 No.37609685 Report

Quoted By: >>37611774

>>37609086
Your buzzwords have no meaning to me child, but keep showing how a little lizard triggers you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 18:38:32 No.37609695 Report

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>>37608378
You are weird. Don't let other weirdos on the internet make you feel normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 21:44:24 No.37610908 Report

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>>37608593
Meanwhile I love Salazzle and think she is a precious girl but a physically-based evolution for Salandit would be pretty rad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 22:13:38 No.37611114 Report

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>>37607919
Why would you be a furry? Salazzle doesn't even have any fur at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 22:26:16 No.37611205 Report

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>>37609016
I would actually become a trainer to seek that outcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 23:11:29 No.37611525 Report

Quoted By:

>>37608780
poison/fire type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 23:42:12 No.37611774 Report

Quoted By: >>37615090 >>37616369

>>37609685
Fuck you I wanted a cool badass lizard not some slutmon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:19:43 No.37613303 Report

Quoted By: >>37615088

Gamefreak went hard with waifumons this generation. Especially with Tsareena and Salazzle. No way in hell anyone would approve of giving Tsareena an ass ratio like that. Only a matter of time before they add a succubus Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:26:55 No.37613358 Report

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>>37607919
>playing with edge marking / black lines

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 06:40:29 No.37614461 Report

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>>37608371
>exposed
she's a lizard, it's internal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 06:40:36 No.37614462 Report

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>>37609593
Because it's a human, they made it that way so you can easily differentiate it from normal dogs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 07:29:02 No.37614720 Report

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>>37608593
Could've at least been something like a rare option for males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 07:34:58 No.37614736 Report

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>>37608780
That show got bad reviews but i really liked it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 09:09:46 No.37615088 Report

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>>37613303

I think the foot stomping will damage children's minds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 09:11:17 No.37615090 Report

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>>37611774
>Fuck you I wanted a cool badass lizard not some slutmon.

Haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 15:02:46 No.37616369 Report

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>>37611774
>implying Salazzle isn't cool and badass anyway

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