>>37629418>GOAT>rich as fuck>famous>nice hair>cool (flower) hat>amazing trainers>rule Alola with an iron fist>chosen by Tapu Koko>cucked Hau>smashed Gladion into pieces>buried Kukui>worked Guzma, Team Skull, Aether, Ghetsis and Lusamine into insanity>destroyed Rainbow Rocket>endured all of Lillie's bullshit, never complained about it>made all Trial Captains and Kahunas their bitch>survived Ultra Necrozma>elevated Alola from a group of islands no one but tourists cared about to the hottest region for aspiring trainers>two of the few good things about Gen VII, along with Lunala, Cosmog, Necrozma, Zygarde, Gladion and Team Skull>part of the little group of trainers who beat Red and Blue>most entertaining gals in any room at any time>cool as fuck>rad as fuck>based as fuck>live in the heads of Suncucks rent-free>paid their dues during the Island Challenge>took a shower>hit the weights>became the clue>draw more dimes than any protag before them>>37629682Literally who? Thanks for once again proving that Suncucks are all paedophiles.
