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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:30:05 No.37647744 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37647762 >>37647777 >>37647789 >>37647800 >>37647816 >>37647844 >>37648159 >>37648343 >>37648383

Why are the female Pokémon equal in strength to their Male counterparts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:30:52 No.37647752 Report

Quoted By: >>37647768 >>37647793 >>37647817 >>37648367

Because the GF staff aren't incels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:31:38 No.37647762 Report

Quoted By: >>37647793

>>37647744
Because men and women are equal and there is no biological difference in strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:31:59 No.37647767 Report

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because it would be hard as fuck to catch an all-male team just so their stats wouldn’t suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:32:06 No.37647768 Report

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>>37647752
Just asking a question. No need to bring up the i word

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:33:01 No.37647776 Report

Quoted By: >>37647791 >>37647792

I thought male pokemon had higher attack while females had higher defense. Wasn't that a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:33:02 No.37647777 Report

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>>37647744
They weren't in Gen 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:33:37 No.37647784 Report

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Because they had to give males a fighting chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:33:59 No.37647789 Report

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>>37647744
Equal rights for all genders and genderless Pokemon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:34:08 No.37647791 Report

Quoted By: >>37647804

>>37647776
Attack only and only in gen 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:34:14 No.37647792 Report

Quoted By: >>37647804

>>37647776
it was on gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:34:18 No.37647793 Report

Quoted By: >>37647811

>>37647762
>>37647752
Reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:34:53 No.37647800 Report

Quoted By: >>37647813

>>37647744
Why don't all female Pokémon have massive, child bearing hips? Why aren't they begging to be bred every single minute of the day? Why aren't the in heat 24/7? Why aren't the males brandishing they're gigantic cocks all the time?

Oh yeah they're not actually animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:35:18 No.37647802 Report

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because humans =/= pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:35:20 No.37647804 Report

Quoted By: >>37647814

>>37647791
>>37647792
Shit, I could've sworn it was a thing in every game. I've been exclusively using male pokemon under that assumption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:36:15 No.37647811 Report

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>>37647793
You're going to die a virgin :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:36:27 No.37647813 Report

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>>37647800
You just described an American woman. Congrats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:36:39 No.37647814 Report

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>>37647804
Oof

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:36:45 No.37647816 Report

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>>37647744
why wouldn't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:36:46 No.37647817 Report

Quoted By:

>>37647752
Finally someone use that word correctly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:39:18 No.37647844 Report

Quoted By: >>37647928

>>37647744
because (most) pokemon are based off of animals, not humans. With many invertebrates, females grow twice as large and live twice as long. With reptiles like snakes, females often grow an extra foot or two, they need to be bigger and stronger to protect the young, unlike the males who only need to find a mate before they get eaten,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:40:11 No.37647859 Report

Quoted By: >>37647908 >>37648391

Another question: do women play Pokémon for attention from their male counterparts? No girl does anything if there’s no attention involved. Think on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:42:16 No.37647888 Report

Quoted By: >>37647970

Male durants should have wings and be ghost type because they die so quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:45:11 No.37647908 Report

Quoted By: >>37647932 >>37647974 >>37648150

>>37647859
i’m a girl and i play Pokémon because i like the feeling of beating the shit out of stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:47:08 No.37647928 Report

Quoted By: >>37647973

>>37647844
that's odd, many invertebrates don't raise young and just deposit hundreds of eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:47:28 No.37647932 Report

Quoted By: >>37647978

>>37647908
You are a male pretending to be a female. NOW THAT IS SAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:50:24 No.37647970 Report

Quoted By: >>37647990

>>37647888
Can't female ants also have wings? I could've sworn that female ants before becoming queens could also fly to go start a new colony far away from the old one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:50:33 No.37647973 Report

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>>37647928
my guess as to why female inverts get bigger and live twice as long is so that they can lay multiple clutches over a longer time. I know its true for most arachnids, especially tarantulas, where females of some species can live up to 30 years and males die shortly after sexual maturation at 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:50:47 No.37647974 Report

Quoted By: >>37647988 >>37648188

>>37647908
I'm a female and I like Pokémon because I like the designs of a lot of them and imagining getting fucked by a lot of the mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:51:18 No.37647978 Report

Quoted By: >>37647988

>>37647932
what? i’m not a guy. i was born female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:52:50 No.37647988 Report

Quoted By: >>37648001 >>37648015 >>37648022

>>37647974
Why don’t you go outside and say out loud that you’re in heat. Surely anyone would come bang your brains out!!
>>37647978
Suuuuuure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:53:06 No.37647990 Report

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>>37647970
I think so. Maybe that could be a female durant evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:54:20 No.37648001 Report

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>>37647988
I'm not into humans, so I won't do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:55:25 No.37648015 Report

Quoted By: >>37648036 >>37648367

>>37647988
Oof. Imagine being this much of a lonely incel. Literally kill yourself. End it all. For all of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:55:56 No.37648022 Report

Quoted By: >>37648174

>>37647988
yknow if you assume every female on here is a trap nobody is going to want to be friends with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 23:57:18 No.37648036 Report

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>>37648015
Fuck you white knight. You’re not gonna get any pussy defending internet traps!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:09:15 No.37648150 Report

Quoted By: >>37648213

>>37647908
Show the boingos or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:10:17 No.37648159 Report

Quoted By: >>37648174

>>37647744
because they're magical monsters who shoot lasers out of their mouths
who gives a fuck OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:11:31 No.37648174 Report

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>>37648159
I kinda care.
>>37648022
I have memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:12:50 No.37648188 Report

Quoted By: >>37648210

>>37647974
is this a thing
my gf does this, I fucking know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:14:37 No.37648210 Report

Quoted By: >>37648227

>>37648188
It may come as a surprise to you but yes, women can have the same or similar sexual desires as men. For example, fucking hot Pokémon or getting fucked by them.

There's a lot of Japanese Pokeporn artists who're women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:14:53 No.37648213 Report

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>>37648150
what is this, a titty thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:15:46 No.37648227 Report

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>>37648210
Disgusting.
But today’s women are degenerates so I shouldn’t be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:16:38 No.37648235 Report

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>37648213
Looks underage. I'm out before this gets ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:25:40 No.37648343 Report

Quoted By: >>37648358

>>37647744
Yeah, that's dumb.
Females should be weaker but have a specific advantage to balance out (like you could have sex with them which would increase friendship).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:27:36 No.37648358 Report

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>>37648343
THIS
Your Pokémon should be more than happy to serve you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:28:52 No.37648367 Report

Quoted By:

>>37647752
>>37648015
>hating on the best starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:30:29 No.37648383 Report

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>>37647744
Because strength and size by sex varies a lot in animals and gamefreak aren't underages posting on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:31:36 No.37648391 Report

Quoted By: >>37648409

>>37647859 I'm a grill.
I've played Pokemon since red/blue and it was a great way to get away from the abuse in my childhood by mentally escaping somewhere nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 00:33:39 No.37648409 Report

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>>37648391
Same, anon. There are quite a few girls on /vp/, I've spent the last week constantly posting in the beta threads

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