>OK, Karl, if you were a pokemon.... the strongest, most invincible pokemon... what would you be?
I dunno.... um.... Magcargo, I guess.
>MAGCARGO? I said pokemon, not something off the menu at a fancy restaurant!
>LET HIM FINISH! Karl, you'd have no speed and four times weakness to two incredibly popular types?
Yeah but... like, s'fire that's hotter than the sun.
>YOU'RE TALKING SHIT AGAIN
No I ain't. S'tin the pokedex. Page whatever number: "Magcargo is hotter than the sun."
>IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BLOODY LIVE ON EARTH ITSELF IF IT WAS THAT HOT YOU KNOB
>Karl, what about if you're attacked by a super effective hit?
Oh, just...shoop back into me shell. Solid rock. Unbreakable.
