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>the year is 2451
>pokemon is on its 999 generation
>the world, who has been raised on pokemon for hundreds of years is waiting in anticipation for the reveal of the 1000th generation of pokemon
>it's here
>ポーケットー・モンサッター・ワーユードー
>fully immersive vr mmo experience (tm)
>the entirety of every single pokemon region, which at this point covers every part of earth, scaled to sustain human players as well as pokemon
>the game comes out, everyone is playing
>society is being rebuilt in pokemon
>the ecosystems are fully sustainable, although savage
>real life is collapsing, earth is crumbling
>who gives a shit
>gamefreak makes an announcement
>please watch our direct
>it's outside gamefreak headquarters
>a massive crowd
>we have been able to recover a recognizable face, please watch
>the skies open, heavenly light glimmering down
>the silhouette of an arceus flies out from the clouds
>who the fuck is that riding it?
>it's him
>golden locks, lucious lips, handsome japanese eyes, manly body and supple breasts
>god damn masuda-san, you're so fucking sexy
>he lands in the crowd, the world is silent
>a small japanese boy looks up to him, barely mutters out the words "why are you here?"
>masuda stares down at the child
>he cracks a large smile, his weird ass teeth ever so prevalent
>Haha
>I don't know
>the world erupts in cries of joy
>world peace declared
>humanity lives the rest of eternity in PokeHeaven