Choose life
Choose a name.
Choose a hairstyle.
Choose an outfit,
Choose a starter
Choose a pokedex, pokeballs, bicycles,
TM players, and town maps.
Choose good natures, bad IV's
And STAB moves.
Choose your first gym.
Choose your friends.
Choose a flying type.
Choose an early evolving, three stage bug type that you'll discard in a range of fucking forest.
Choose egg grinding and wondering who you
Are on a Sunday morning.
Choose walking around in bushes with your pokemon to EV grind,
Stuffing fucking Proteins into their mouths.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Pishing your last in the Battle Tower
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
Min-maxed brats
You have spawned to replace your team.
Choose your future. Choose life.
