>>37746277>Gen1>Squirtle Good but I'm not picking it over the other two
>WartortleWeak as the other two Kanto Mid stages
>BlastoiseCool as fuck but the other two are great too
>Gen2>All the stagesA FUCKING CROCODILE FUCKING YEAH MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER TWO
>Gen3>MudkipThe cutest of the three but wtf is?
>Marshtomp and SwampertPerfection, not only cool looking but has a good type combination
>Gen4>Piplup and PrinplupYawn, nothing special
>EmpoleonNow I regret choosing the monkey, that thing looks totally rad
>Gen5>Oshawott"Vomits" god what the fuck is that thing supposed to be?
>DewottHow I was supposed to known the abomination would become the cool one? At least Servine is wife material
>SumarottThank god I didn't choose water after all.
>Gen6>Froakie and FrograiderLol no, what a nerd
>GreninjaTHIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT BRAIXEN BECOME AN OLD HAG AND THAT FUCKER WENT EXTREMELY COOL
>gen7>PoplioLmao what the fuck is this shit?
>BrionneWow cute
>PrimarinaFUCKING KEKED AGAIN! HOW I WAS SUPPOSED THE UGLY ONE WAS THE WAIFU ANS THE CUTE ONE WAS BARA SHIT?