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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 14:52:41 No.37747427 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37747991 >>37748046 >>37748995 >>37749404 >>37752057

ITT we post gen 1 Pokemon that genwunners would assuredly rage about if they appeared in gen 3/4 or onward.

Voltorb
>It's just a pokeball with eyes
Electrode
>It's just gets bigger and has a mouth!
Scyther
>Would be complaining about how edgy it's design is "it's a bug but it's head looks like a dinosaur
Pidgey
>It's just a bird
Pidgeotto, Pidgeot
>It just gets bigger
Eevee
>Furbait
Jolteon
>Edgy Furbait
Seel
>Self explanatory
Mr.Mime
>self explanatory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:03:19 No.37747663 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

Jynx, Magmar, Diglett/Dugtrio, Magnemite/Magneton, Exegccute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:08:07 No.37747756 Report

Quoted By: >>37747818

Unironically Dragonite. They "might" end up liking Dratini, and Dragonaire but they would lose their shit when they saw Dragonite. Saying how it ruined the evolutionary line, and that Sugimori is a hack.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:09:11 No.37747777 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:10:42 No.37747816 Report

Quoted By: >>37747897 >>37749199

Every single one here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:10:46 No.37747818 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

>>37747756
This is what people have been saying for twenty years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:12:05 No.37747846 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:14:47 No.37747897 Report

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>>37747816
>mewtwo
I think this would be a gray area. Some of them might legitimately like it, but most of them would instantly compare it to Frieza and say that Gamefreak is running out of idea.s

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:19:04 No.37747991 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

>>37747427
This beauty would probably inspire a surge death threats to Pokemon's official twitter account.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:20:57 No.37748028 Report

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You shills just don't understand that rock with face and some eggs have ""soul""

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:21:36 No.37748046 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

>>37747427
>Scyther/Kabutops
What the hell, scythes for limbs? Who thought that was a good idea? They're not even trying to make believable monsters anymore. They look more like abominations genetically modified especifically for battle, not creatures that could actually exist. All this edgypandering/bait, i swear!

>Exeggcute/Exeggcutor
How the hell do my mom's cracked egg shells suddenly become a coconut tree? It doesn't even make sense. Nintendo's creativity is over.

>Grimer/Muk
Literal blobs of sludge, but alive. I quit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:25:54 No.37748137 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

>Grimer/Muk
A LITERAL PILE OF SLUDGE! I can't believe it but Gamefreak actually made a pokemon even worse than Garbodor!
FUCK GAMEFREAK AND FUCK NIGGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:33:08 No.37748302 Report

Quoted By: >>37750444

>voltorb
>exeggcute
>makney
>fearow
>pidgeot
>primemape
>scyther
>muk
>haunter
>onix
>geodude
>alakazam
"Why the fuck do all these pokemon have the same fucking eyes!?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:35:49 No.37748366 Report

Quoted By: >>37748450

>Why does Blastoise suddenly just develop metal canons on its back? It looks like a digimon
>Why are the Nidos all so spiky?
>What the fuck even is Diglett? Why the fuck does it evolve into 3 of itself? What?
>They couldn't design an interesting grass type so they stuck a plant on top of a circle and called it Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume
>Mankey's evolution is just it, but bigger without a tail
>Poliwrath is just an angry Poliwhirl
>Why did they have to add that stupid star and red stripes to Kadabra? And then it just loses its tail when it evolves for some reason
>Machop/Machoke/Machamp/Hitmonchan/Hitmonlee/Mr.Mime/Jynx are all literally just people. Literally just people. Why? At least Hitmontop had the spinning top motif to make it interesting
>A ball, some screws, some magnets, and an eyeball. Cutting edge design there. And it also evolves into 3 of them
>Ghastly is just cloyster with some smoke around it. Lazy.
>Why does Seaking/Archanine need all those stripes?
>What the fuck is Electrabuzz supposed to even be? I'm glad Elekid is finally getting an evo but it doesn't even look like anything
>What the fuck is Pinsr? Bugs don't look like that, its mouth is in the wrong place, why all the fucking spikes?
>Gyarados' design is way too fucking busy
>Ditto is grimer with one of its colors taken away and a lazy adventure time face
>Kabutops is literally just Brown Scyther with a different head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 15:40:10 No.37748450 Report

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>>37748366
>>37748137
>>37748046
>>37747991
>>37747818
>>37747777
>>37747663
This is probably the most honest thread on this board right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:03:21 No.37748922 Report

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:06:28 No.37748995 Report

Quoted By: >>37749081

>>37747427
great proportions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:10:41 No.37749081 Report

Quoted By: >>37749194

>>37748995
>implying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:15:37 No.37749194 Report

Quoted By: >>37749210

>>37749081
meowth is literally based on a figurine of a cat with a big head. just like how diglett is based on a whackamole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:15:52 No.37749199 Report

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>>37747816
This. If anything just because shitting on what's new is a great (you) farm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:16:28 No.37749210 Report

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>>37749194
More hypocritical genwunner excuses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:23:02 No.37749404 Report

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>>37747427
>Scyther
>>Would be complaining about how edgy it's design is "it's a bug but it's head looks like a dinosaur
No genwunner would ever say that.
>Pidgey
>>It's just a bird
The problem some have with regional birds is that they are a used-up archetype. They would probably dislike Pidgey if it was introduced later, but only because there would already be plenty of bland birds.
>Pidgeotto, Pidgeot
>>It just gets bigger
Are you retarded? "it just gets bigger" is a criticism thrown towards genwunners. not one they use themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 16:24:52 No.37749441 Report

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jesus GameFreak chill with the poison types

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 17:07:58 No.37750444 Report

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>>37748302
they were made by giovani

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Feb 2019 18:17:32 No.37752057 Report

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>>37747427
nobody would complain about pidgeot, eevee, or scyther
"it gets bigger" is just a meme perpetuated by idiot 6/7 retards to justify their garbage inconsistent starters

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