>>37761534Great pasta.
Its going to be great you faggots.
Yes of course its going to be a corridor simulator,
Its even lazier to make a big fucking empty square and fill it with grass and shrine— gyms.
IMAGINE if Pokemon had the same lack of enemy diversity as Zelda. It would literally be PALETTE SWAPPED trainer types, fucking bug catcher and youngster, with the occasional maniac and his level 36 magneton. FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME
IMAGINE THE SHRIN— GYMS OH WOW THAT BOULDER ICE PUZZLE AGAIN HORRYY SHIIT ONE MAX REPEL WEEEEW NOW I CAN WADDLE THROUGH FIFTY SQUARE MILES OF TALL GRASS
Pokemon is not a fucking action game, its a turn based rpg. You dont get to climb trees, surf on shields, ride enemies, craft items, cook foods, swing your palette swapped swords and shoot your palette swapped bow.
ITS ABOUT THE JOURNEY TO THE TOP, BECOMING CHAMPION, BECOMING THE GREATEST FUCKING TRAINER WITH ALL THE POKEMON EVER IN UNDYING GRATITUDE FOR YOU not saving some whore princess after the fiftieth booring fucking dialogue of useless shit nobody cares about. Zelda doesnt even have FUCKING MULTIPLAYER. ZERO COMPETITIVE SCENE.
so you enjoy that god damn fucking linear route, because it takes you to a DIFFERENT PLACE it Gooes FORWARD unlike random litterwd garbage shrines and kokoro seeds oh god the fucking seeds literally fucking kill yourself