I have to get it off my chest. I hate this thing.
There are very few Pokemon designs I actually dislike. But this thing actually fills me with disgust.

It has all the redflfags of a shitty fakemon, only its real. Its like they drew a random blob and gave it a face. It's head is giant and its finn looks like its just been pasted on. It's hard to imagine this thing walking or interacting with the environment because of its unrealistic anatomy.

It has no fucking life. Its head is just a circle with no depth or style with eyes and mouth just draw on. The tail, which I assume is meant to be a swirl like a chameleon's, just looks like another random blob, really making the design feel unbalanced. And thats further hurt by its lanky noodle limbs and disgusting U hands.

And worst of all, this piece of shit seems to be the most popular of the bunch. And the only reason seems to be because 'muh sad lizard, so relatable.' I don't know what I hate more, this loathsome bastard of a design or the fanbase that memes it so hard. It doesn't even have any good fanart unlike Scorbunny.

I'm not even a genwunner. I like the new style of Pokemon, generally. I fucking love Grookey. But this thing is fucking stupid.

/blog