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Sobble breaks the pattern

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So far all Water type starters have featured amphibious Pokemon:
Squirtle is a turtle.
Totodile is a crocodile.
Mudkip is an axolotl or lungfish.
Piplup is a penquin.
Oshawott is an otter.
Froakie is a frog.
Popplio is a sea lion.

Sobble is a fucking chameleon. In case you guys aren't aware, chameleons are largely arboreal, with a few terrestrial species. There aren't any know amphibious or fully aquatic species.

And with this first chink in its facade, the pattern theory begins to show its weaknesses. Axolotl's never develop lungs and remain fully aquatic unlike most amphibians. Blastoise is based on a tortoise, a fully terrestrial turtle.

This is cause for CELEBRATION. The pattern is at and end. Good fucking riddance.