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Typical plot for Pokemon Shield and Sword

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>Wake up:
>Officier Jenny knocks on door
>"Oy! Open up you cheeky Basculin and show me your Pokemon license!"
>fumble around my gigantic bag and finally find my license
>S-sorry, good ma'dam. It's right here... Arceus save the queen.
>Jenny peers in and gets a glimpse of me balls.
>"Halt! Where's your pokeball license, you cunt?!"
>draw pokeball license from me pokedex
>Jenny gives me a look like the bloody Nidoqueen's dagger
>"Oi, Primate! Where's your pokemon license for this license?"
>Show her my pokemon license for my license
>"This license license is last gen. I'm taking you in!"
>Jenny draws her gun but is instantly removed because 4kids censorship.
>stab her with my unregistered Honedge
>mfw I should renew my pokebank