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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 22:50:52 No.37822324 View View Reply Original Report

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>Hear about a new Pokémon game getting announced from my friend’s 10 year old
>Gotta grab the popcorn and check /vp/

Fucking hilarious seeing grown-ass men getting so genuinely fucking angry over petty shit in a kid’s game like this.
And earnestly typing out the bizarre, surreal, sexually frustrates and mentally ill shit you see here.
10/10 entertainment. Unironically better than Netflix. Keep it up— Never get mental help or mature out of your decades removed childhood because this shit is too good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 22:51:26 No.37822338 Report

Quoted By: >>37828753

issou

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:03:33 No.37822555 Report

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>>37822324
Glad we are entertaining you. See you soon.
Besides, Netflix is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:04:41 No.37822570 Report

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>>37822324
>Unironically better than Netflix.
That's not saying much desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:14:54 No.37822758 Report

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>>37822324
Man its amazing how much of a bitch fest some of these boards get, you'd think someone molested their dog but it just ends up being the water doesn't reflect good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:19:53 No.37822842 Report

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>>37822758
There are people legitimately planning assassinations because the game is already worse than Hitler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:33:04 No.37823035 Report

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>>37822842
The reactions you get from them when anybody points out how fuckin mad they are is the best part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2019 23:33:45 No.37823047 Report

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>>37822324
No need to create a fictional person to come to /vp/ anon.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 00:29:40 No.37823980 Report

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>>37822324
I only ever come here when I hear about some new game, it's top tier entertainment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 00:45:21 No.37824270 Report

Quoted By: >>37824422

Do /vp/ mods exist or do they just share my sentiment.

It must be such a burden to be a retard wrangler. Genuinely feel for them. Godspeed mods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 00:55:07 No.37824422 Report

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>>37824270
They exist sometimes, they only seem to delete straight up porn and spam threads though.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 00:56:34 No.37824445 Report

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>>37822324
>I heard about Pokemon from a friend!
Sure you did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 00:59:43 No.37824506 Report

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>people complaining about a videogame on the internet
Holy shit never seen this before vp is so assblasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:12:17 No.37824748 Report

Quoted By: >>37824916

>>37824506
Hey it never stops being funny, the fact its a childrens game just makes it funnier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:14:45 No.37824795 Report

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>>37822324
this is embarrassingly elderly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:16:34 No.37824849 Report

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>>37822324
By the way, can you share me your folder of laughing people? I need it for academic purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:19:59 No.37824916 Report

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>>37824748
A children's game that's mostly played by 20 something adults

Your baiting really needs work, you're just making yourself look like a clueless idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:24:27 No.37825003 Report

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>>37824916
idk anon, i think op is laughing at this board and i agree. yall kept feeding that stupid im buying it troll for a solid month and a half

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:28:09 No.37825067 Report

Quoted By: >>37825193

>>37824916
Hey there probably were more grown men watching that pony show than actual girls at some point. Doesn't make the show not aimed at children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:34:34 No.37825166 Report

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Can you give us a picture of the 10 year old’s cunny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:35:44 No.37825193 Report

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>>37825067
In Pokemon's case it isn't "at some point", its been the case for around a decade and GF is aware of this with their change of direction in 2010.

Also, e for everyone doesn't means "for children only". It's this kind of mentality that turned gaming so insufferable with all the forced violence and gore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:40:36 No.37825276 Report

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>>37822324
I come here because I feel cozy talking to autists I can relate to. You come here because you feel validation looking down on people who post on the Pokémon board of 4chan? You honestly might be the sadder one desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:51:09 No.37825478 Report

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>>37825276
He's only looking down on the people getting assblasted, no need to feel offended on their behalf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:52:13 No.37825495 Report

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>>37825478
Oh that’s appropriate then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:57:01 No.37825561 Report

Quoted By: >>37826863

>>37822324
It’s entertaining but mostly exhausting. Seeing people get so mad about other folk’s peferences, or that a children’s game has the audacity to be made to appeal to kids, or god fucking forbid there are non-white characters in anything Pokémon related ever.

I used to think it was people putting on a show but I’m not that naive anymore. Gamers are just sorta the worst and ruin everything with their blind entitled rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 01:59:43 No.37825618 Report

Quoted By: >>37825739

>I spend all my time on 4chan laughing at virgins who spend all their time on 4chan
>but I'm not a virgin
Dead meme desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 02:00:10 No.37825634 Report

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>>37824916
I love pokemon and can admit it is a children game.
Don't get so assblasted anon.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 02:05:47 No.37825739 Report

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>>37825618
he didn't say virgin though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 03:02:39 No.37826816 Report

Quoted By: >>37827803

>>37824916
>unironically thinking 18-24 is actually pokemon's primary demographic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 03:05:37 No.37826863 Report

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>>37825561
Yeah this board is something else. The biggest insult people come up with is assuming you've ever used another forum. Meanwhile the threads of people upset over a new pokemon game with only a short trailer are unreal. Its like if you collected all the shut in teenagers with no friends and put them in a chat room. People are posting pictures of shit budget 90's anime art and acting like its the high of video game creativity.

Its only a little funny, a little fascinating, and really sad

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:10:23 No.37827803 Report

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>>37826816
>unironically talking shit out of your ass instead of googling
Reminder that this was 10 years ago

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:12:08 No.37827825 Report

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>>37827803
>https://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/290666/Nintendo_says_Pokemon_players_are_now_older_than_ever.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:13:01 No.37827842 Report

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>>37822324
imagine being so bootyblasted over a $90 billion franchise getting criticized that you have to make false-flagging threads like these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:14:39 No.37827878 Report

Quoted By: >>37828065

>>37827842
Imagine seething over people disagreeing with your shit opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:25:29 No.37828065 Report

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>>37827878
If those people are that invested in pokemon i understand their plight. They expect a spectacular game that a $90billion dollar franchise should be able to deliver, but it seems game freak only does the bare minimum knowing that anything pokemon related will sell regardless of the effort put into it. Dont get me wrong im fairly excited about gen 8, but it doesnt look very good from that first trailer. Id be assblasted too if i continually expected a company to make worthwhile endeavors only to find its a lower quality product compared to any other franchise worth a damn. Im more interested in why people care so much that literal fanatics want the best from a franchise they love? It seems a bit strange to invest time into making fun of people who just want a quality product that can hold its own against other games in terms of graphic quality and gameplay. Its really not a lot to expect from such a successful franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:29:30 No.37828133 Report

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>>37828065
>Catalog
Nigga take the L and get another hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:34:42 No.37828200 Report

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>>37822324
It's even sadder that someone has to larp like this in an attempt to make anonymous strangers mad, who chances are, don't even give two shits about your post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:40:33 No.37828296 Report

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>>37828133
Nah, nigger, you just proved my point though, thanks for the (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:49:22 No.37828417 Report

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>>37822324
I would rather 100% Let's Go 3 times over than waste my time on Netflix.
Learn to pirate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:54:13 No.37828479 Report

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>>37822324
Watching people argue over SS and ShSw as if the way someone abbreviates something matters is incredibly entertaining for me. I think /vp/ might be the board with the least amount of selfawareness.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:58:32 No.37828519 Report

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>>37828065
Autists rage for hours about a camera not being movable, and your surprised people are having fun laughing at them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 04:59:34 No.37828532 Report

Quoted By: >>37828622

>>37828519
why are you coddling a $90 billion brand to the point of writing off any criticism at all as "autistic rage"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:01:37 No.37828549 Report

Quoted By: >>37828575

>>37827803
>tfw 27
Fuck what am I doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:02:52 No.37828559 Report

Quoted By: >>37828586

>>37828065
I suppose that games like call of duty with cinematic trailers that don’t tell you anything are your preference? They just gave a clue as to what it would entail with a caption for children like you to understand it was NOT final gameplay footage. They were being nice to show it early and have it honest not give you some fake shit while they work on it they want to show the fans that the game is coming while also assuring people it was NOT finished. Goddamn it’s not hard to understand. I’d rather have this than some shitty cinematic that shows absolute blatant lying like most games do

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:04:02 No.37828575 Report

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>>37828549
At this point you're probably the average or even younger.

Why do you care anyway? It's not like you'll become a billionaire if you stop enjoying Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:05:15 No.37828586 Report

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>>37828559
>They just gave a clue as to what it would entail with a caption for children like you to understand it was NOT final gameplay footage.
they always put that disclaimer and then the final product hardly looks different. just admit that it's going to be a glorified upscaled 3ds game.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:09:23 No.37828622 Report

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>>37828532
>he thinks people laughing at people having meltdowns over moving pictures is defending anything
Pretty sure the people laughing at chris chan are doing it to defend Sega's honor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2019 05:20:19 No.37828753 Report

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>>37822338
la chancla

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