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>This troublesome Pokémon can’t wait to evolve, so it relieves its stress by wildly propelling itself around using compressed gas.

Literally the Human Swiss Army Knife of Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 16:51:01 No.37868044 Report

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>>37867988
I dont think thats how swiss army knives work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 16:57:26 No.37868097 Report

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>>37864376
How the fuck will furfags ever recover? Their beloved jackal would either immediately flee or beat the dog shit out of them if it encountered them irl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 16:58:28 No.37868106 Report

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>>37867988
BRAAAAAAAAAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:01:57 No.37868143 Report

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Bounsweet
>It tries to resist being swallowed by a bird Pokémon by spinning the sepals on its head. It's usually a fruitless attempt.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cacturne_by_phran_kill_in.jpg, 73KiB, 894x894

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:02:22 No.37868144 Report

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>If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.

I wonder how they eat you. Do they latch onto you and drain your liquids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:05:17 No.37868165 Report

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wish i had a drampa in high school hahahaha

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Kiterakuma.png, 313KiB, 500x500

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:09:33 No.37868210 Report

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>This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:19:28 No.37868325 Report

Quoted By: >>37868559

>>37867988
You meant Swiss Army Man, no one understood what you meant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:38:50 No.37868542 Report

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>>37868044
You haven't seen the movie with Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe's, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 17:39:53 No.37868559 Report

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>>37868325
Shit, you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 19:08:13 No.37869604 Report

Quoted By: >>37869653 >>37869669

>>37864325
Wow what a hole.. so when people die in the Pokémon world they become a Yamask and when Pokémon die they become.. a ghost version of themselves.. but some Pokémon are just born ghosts..

Who writes this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 19:11:49 No.37869653 Report

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>>37869604
The trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 19:13:27 No.37869669 Report

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>>37869604
Me>>37868559

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 20:17:23 No.37870379 Report

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>>37869653
The trainers or the professors?

As far as I’m concerned your mission is to travel to discover/catch all Pokémon but the information about hem is already written when you “scan” them

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