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>>37870999
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Deoxys: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Deoxys!
>Brian: Holy shit, Deoxys? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Deoxys is fighting Islamic terrorists while trumpets play
>Deoxys: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. There's no place like HOENN!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Deoxys!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Deoxys uses Psycho Boost to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Digimon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:19:49 No.37871171 Report

Quoted By: >>37871218

Mods, please ban every poster in this thread for violating Global Rule #2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:20:53 No.37871192 Report

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>>37870205
>HOLY FREEKIN CRHAP LOISS, GET THA GUN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:22:34 No.37871218 Report

Quoted By: >>37871226

>>37871171
t. too autistic to detect jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:23:12 No.37871226 Report

Quoted By: >>37871301 >>37871324

>>37871218
I know you guys are joking, but I also know that you have to be literally 15 to find this thread funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:30:35 No.37871301 Report

Quoted By: >>37871334

>>37871226
You sound like a 13 year old who's "mature for his age", and probably sits alone at lunch
Get the stick outta your ass and laugh a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:32:47 No.37871324 Report

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>>37871226
it's hysterical in a post-modern ironic sorta way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:33:35 No.37871334 Report

Quoted By: >>37871439 >>37871687

>>37871301
I'm 18, young enough to remember being this autistic but old enough to know it's autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:41:09 No.37871439 Report

Quoted By: >>37871486

>>37871334
>I'm 18
>People when they were sperm at 9/11 thinking their opinion matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:43:30 No.37871476 Report

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>>37871085
i don't know how or why, but it's perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:43:50 No.37871486 Report

Quoted By: >>37871504

>>37871439
I was actually old enough to remember 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:45:35 No.37871504 Report

Quoted By: >>37871557

>>37871486
Bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:46:55 No.37871520 Report

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friggin sweet lois im in a pokemon thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:48:00 No.37871536 Report

Quoted By: >>37871560 >>37871590 >>37872281 >>37873126

>>37871085
why do people hate family guy humor again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:49:33 No.37871557 Report

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>>37871504
Not everything is bait, I remember my mom sitting in the living room with me and staring at the tv, I remember her being upset

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:49:39 No.37871560 Report

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>>37871536
some of it is legit so out of place and stupid than it gets some genuine laughs out of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:52:24 No.37871588 Report

Quoted By: >>37871629

>>37870205
did this actually happen? i know the show has done some surprisingly obscure references before

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:52:30 No.37871590 Report

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>>37871536
because it speaks to Autistic's on a spiritual level, and anything they like is apparently cringe-fuel.

source: I am autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:55:30 No.37871629 Report

Quoted By: >>37872353

>>37871588
Yeah, happened like a year ago. Seth apparently is a big Pokémon fan, and one of his favourites is Deoxys. That's why Deoxys ended up being chosen to represent Pokémon on the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:58:56 No.37871678 Report

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>>37871085
I want to see Deoxys fighting Islamic Terrorists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 21:59:28 No.37871687 Report

Quoted By: >>37871832

>>37871334
Hey faggot I’m 18 too get the stick out of your ass and let people enjoy things they enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:09:11 No.37871832 Report

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>>37871687
Do you know what website you're on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:33:38 No.37872238 Report

Quoted By: >>37872633

What is the name of the Family Guy episode starring Deoxys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:36:22 No.37872281 Report

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>>37871536
it’s filled with a lot of non sequiturs and shock humor
Good to parody but exposure to it for a long time tires people out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 22:40:50 No.37872353 Report

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>>37871629
shut the fuck up you liar. You literally got me to laugh because of this lie please don't bother me again or I will laugh at whatever funny lie you say once again.
Thank you
Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:02:22 No.37872633 Report

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>>37872238
If you don't remember it or /vp/'s huge reaction to it you're too newfag to be here dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRNMjPdei5Q

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:15:23 No.37872763 Report

Quoted By: >>37872816 >>37873365 >>37875257

Funny thing. I made a Family guy shitpost on /a/ a couple months ago and they fucking temp banned me for it. They could have just, you know, deleted the thread but NOOOO. What a bunch of petty thinskins those /a/ mods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:18:36 No.37872801 Report

Quoted By: >>37872873 >>37873057

>>37870338
here you go friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:20:26 No.37872816 Report

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>>37872763
>/a/
Reap what you sow faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:25:21 No.37872873 Report

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>>37872801
Good work, my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:27:10 No.37872889 Report

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>>37871085
Fucking gold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:43:33 No.37873057 Report

Quoted By: >>37873139 >>37873299 >>37873345 >>37873520

>>37872801
>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: Deoxys is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure Deoxys is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on Deoxys' neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!
>Deoxys leans forward, vomits a bunch of blood, and then falls back dead again
>Peter: Up, no. It was just a convulsion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:49:32 No.37873126 Report

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>>37871536
I don't, I'm retarded enough to enjoy family guy humor from time to time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:50:36 No.37873139 Report

Quoted By: >>37873299 >>37873490

>>37873057

Man, it really is easy to write a Family Guy scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:01:34 No.37873299 Report

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>>37873057
>>37873139
and amazing how I still find it hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:03:49 No.37873324 Report

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Holy fucking cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:03:55 No.37873327 Report

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>>37870205
[PETER]: Holy freaking crap! It's deoxys from Pokeman!

[LOUIS]: What tha hell

[MEG]: Oh my god

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:05:29 No.37873345 Report

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>>37873057
Holy hell it's so on point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:06:44 No.37873365 Report

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>>37872763
>/a/
You deserve a perma ban

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:17:02 No.37873490 Report

Quoted By: >>37875108

>>37873139
>Meanwhile outside of Quagsire's house there's a Lopunny and Gardevoir
>Quagsire: Hey-hey girls, wanna catch them all tonight? By which I mean STDs.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:19:42 No.37873520 Report

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>>37871085
>>37873057

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:35:08 No.37874978 Report

Quoted By: >>37875165

>>37871085
He just replaced "Sans" "Minecraft" and a bone pun with "Deoxys" "Digimon" and a Hoenn joke. The original copypasta comes up on /v/ a lot. In other words, this isn't OC.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:45:23 No.37875078 Report

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>>37870205
have you seen this guy's other artwork?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:47:47 No.37875108 Report

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>>37873490
who else but Quagsire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:52:09 No.37875165 Report

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>>37874978
Thanks sherlock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:53:54 No.37875189 Report

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>>37871085
>everyone but Meg laughs
I actually misread that as "Mega Fug" and imagined Rayquaza looking disapprovingly at Deoxy's bad pun.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:56:17 No.37875219 Report

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not this shit thread again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:59:41 No.37875257 Report

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>>37872763
You can get banned for posting on-topic on /a/. Consider the offtopic ban a reward.

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