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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:48:29 No.37873115 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37873288 >>37873338 >>37874118 >>37874148 >>37874245 >>37874352 >>37878450

Reminder that wanting to fuck Pokemon is less morally wrong than wanting to catch Pokemon. considering that they're canonically intelligent and sentient/sapient beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:49:43 No.37873127 Report

Quoted By: >>37874020

Virgin Trainers vs Chad Breeders

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:51:00 No.37873145 Report

Quoted By: >>37873267 >>37873311

Reminder that you're mentally ill for wanting to fuck cartoon animals, and thinking that other normal people would accept it.

Reminder that you're autistic for thinking anyone cares about the moral dilemma of catching pokemon, even though they already proved that they don't give a shit about it in the pokemon world itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:51:37 No.37873153 Report

Quoted By: >>37874048

Is it morally wrong to breed Pokemon in game with their parents?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Mar 2019 23:58:37 No.37873267 Report

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>>37873145
>caring what "normal" people think
FYI "normal" people don't fucking exist. Every human has a weird aspect to their personality and interests even if they don't talk about it openly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:00:38 No.37873288 Report

Quoted By: >>37873307 >>37873342

>>37873115
Only psychic and ghost pokemon can consent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:02:23 No.37873307 Report

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>>37873288
What about Pokemon that evolve into psychic types like Braixen, or Eevee? And what about Dark Types, Dragons, and Fairies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:02:37 No.37873311 Report

>>37873145
You’re on /vp/ you nigger, you’re just as autistic as the rest of us.

Okay anons, if you could only fuck ONE (1) Pokémon and one Pokémon only, which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:03:51 No.37873326 Report

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>>37873311
Mewtwo if legendaries allowed, otherwise Sceptile. Love their feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:04:51 No.37873338 Report

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>>37873115
They’re not real so it doesn’t matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:05:15 No.37873342 Report

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>>37873288
Any Pokemon can consent. All Pokemon are intelligent enough to human speech and can use nonverbal communication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:06:11 No.37873354 Report

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>>37873311
Lopunny (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:10:53 No.37873416 Report

Quoted By: >>37874073 >>37874208

>>37873311
For me it’s always been Absol. I just want to grab her by that soft, fluffy mane and use it to jack off into her mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:12:01 No.37873425 Report

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>>37873311
Gastrodon

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:12:23 No.37873432 Report

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>>37873311
Undecided between Zoroark and Salazzle.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:13:13 No.37873442 Report

Quoted By: >>37873470

>>37873311
Pic related if the illusion abilities are as strong as they make them out to be, otherwise Mega Mewtwo Y

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 00:15:16 No.37873470 Report

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>>37873311
>>37873432
>>37873442
You know what you just helped me make up my mind. I would definitely choose Zoroark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:01:54 No.37873983 Report

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This thread had so much promise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:04:21 No.37874004 Report

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what if you catch them JUST to fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:06:31 No.37874020 Report

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>>37873127
There's nothing chad about pokefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:07:36 No.37874034 Report

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>>37873311
Machoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:08:01 No.37874041 Report

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>>37873311
for me its feraligatr (female)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:08:53 No.37874048 Report

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>>37873153
Animals dont care about incest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:09:27 No.37874055 Report

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>>37873311
Toxicroak

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:10:43 No.37874067 Report

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>>37873311
Primarina. Has the correct size and proportions.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:11:03 No.37874073 Report

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>>37873416

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:12:23 No.37874094 Report

Quoted By: >>37874099 >>37874107

how to fuck ferrothorn female

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:12:57 No.37874099 Report

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>>37874094
With difficulty

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:13:11 No.37874101 Report

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>>37873311
I'm fine with them being male or female

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:13:59 No.37874107 Report

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>>37874094
if theres a will theres a way

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:14:00 No.37874108 Report

Quoted By: >>37874132

Reminder that if this happens with real animals, your female Gardevoir is going to have sexual fantasies about you whether you like it or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:14:55 No.37874118 Report

Quoted By: >>37874228 >>37874277 >>37874699

>>37873115
Reminder that wanting to fuck a Pokémon automatically makes you a furfag.
Reminder that furfags are the scummiest scum, the lowest of the low, and that they are universally treated as pariahs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:16:46 No.37874132 Report

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>>37874108
am i beyond help if i think this is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:18:34 No.37874148 Report

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>>37873115
They aren't as intelligent as humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:24:17 No.37874208 Report

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>>37873416
based
>>37874073
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:26:38 No.37874228 Report

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>>37874118
We won the war years ago. There’s nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:28:40 No.37874245 Report

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>>37873115
why I'm even on this board

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:31:14 No.37874277 Report

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>>37874118
>Reminder that wanting to fuck a Pokémon automatically makes you a furfag
>he thinks I care

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:33:57 No.37874312 Report

Quoted By: >>37875268

>>37874277
NOOO!
YOU CAN'T BE A DEGENERATE, ITS WRONG!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:36:11 No.37874342 Report

Quoted By: >>37874694

>>37873311
I'm going to put my dick in that lilligant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:37:18 No.37874352 Report

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>>37873115
What if I want to form a mutualistic union with battling characteristics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:41:16 No.37874404 Report

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>>37873311
Mawile, 0,6m height, and 11,5kg. Small enough to cuddle and have on my lap while I work on my pc.
Mega Mawile is 1m height, and 23,5kg, the right size to get some standing bjs, full nelsons and mating presses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:43:36 No.37874438 Report

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>>37873311
Ditto would be nice, but then I remembered that it keeps the ditto face.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 01:46:30 No.37874467 Report

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>>37873311
Chesnaught.
>he's the same height as me
I like to think the Dex is bullshit most of the time though, taller ones probably would exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:07:07 No.37874694 Report

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>>37874342
based lillibro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:07:43 No.37874699 Report

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>>37874118
And why should I tell other people I fap to Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:14:42 No.37874768 Report

Quoted By:

>>37873311
Lucario because I have beta taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 02:41:25 No.37875032 Report

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>>37873311
Eevee or an evo because I have gamma taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 03:00:38 No.37875268 Report

Quoted By:

>>37874312
If is wrong why it feels so good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 06:39:36 No.37877124 Report

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>>37873311
That's easy, my Sylveon (male)

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Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 06:46:43 No.37877176 Report

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>>37873311

weavile all the fucking day while she claws the fuck out of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Mar 2019 10:31:21 No.37878450 Report

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>>37873115
You make a good argument.

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