>>37890706New gimmick. I was thinking what if I hire an ex-con? He's neck deep in tattoos and as big as a double door refrigerator. I make the set I film him in a prison with the bars and all the other works. Still with me? Then I give him a script which is just my review/opinion/etc. on pokemon, nintendo, video games, and other shit in general? The kicker is he puts his own "urban" inflection on it. This way kids like him and mothers love him. At the end we promote our supplements and work out gear.
Also who wants to hear these types of people speak their opinion:
Elmo's gay blue cousin
Some salad dodging fatso
Some oil drinking fatass
Some dude who makes large Marge not look so large
Some Krispy Kreme royalty member lard bucket
Actually come to think of it I'll be here all day listing the different types of fat poketubers, but you get what I mean
A furry/trans/gay/whatchamacallit
Nobody except those types of people. Here at /vp/ or as some call the true /fit/ we need to re-Alphanize the pokemon series. Enough of this get up and GO bullshit. Gimme a pokemeter that tracks our lifts.
