alright so, everyone has collectively decided it's super obvious that scorbunny will evolve into a footballer. but it was super obvious that popplio would evolve into a clown too and look where that got us. so, thinking like john gamefreak, where might a more left field evolution take our little sporty boy?
i'd bet on juggler/magician. magician works well for a rabbit, and juggler works as a progression from a sport/ball themed bunny.