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Quoted By: >>37925777 >>37925809 >>37926347 >>37926719 >>37927134 >>37927164
>You don't fear the leaks
>You welcome them
>Your punishment must be more severe
>Yes
>But not of your body
>Of your soul
>/vp/
>Where I learned the truth about despair
>As will you
>There's a reason why this board is the worst hell on Earth
>Hype
>Every Anon who has rotted here over the years has looked at the leaks and imagined a good game
>So easy
>So simple
>And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst...
>Many have died from disappointment
>I learned here that there can be no true despair without hype
>So, as I unveil S/S, I will feed the fandom hype to poison their souls
>I will let them believe that they will get a good game, so you can watch them clambering over each other to be the first at GameStop
>You can watch me torture an entire board
>And then when you truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Game Freak's destiny
>We will destroy /vp/
>And then, when it is done...
>And /vp/ is...
>Ashes...
>Then you have my permission to die
>You welcome them
>Your punishment must be more severe
>Yes
>But not of your body
>Of your soul
>/vp/
>Where I learned the truth about despair
>As will you
>There's a reason why this board is the worst hell on Earth
>Hype
>Every Anon who has rotted here over the years has looked at the leaks and imagined a good game
>So easy
>So simple
>And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst...
>Many have died from disappointment
>I learned here that there can be no true despair without hype
>So, as I unveil S/S, I will feed the fandom hype to poison their souls
>I will let them believe that they will get a good game, so you can watch them clambering over each other to be the first at GameStop
>You can watch me torture an entire board
>And then when you truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Game Freak's destiny
>We will destroy /vp/
>And then, when it is done...
>And /vp/ is...
>Ashes...
>Then you have my permission to die
