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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 01:34:37 No.37955692 View View Reply Original Report

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>look out your window one night
>see this
what the fuck would you do /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 01:36:53 No.37955713 Report

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jack off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 01:37:32 No.37955718 Report

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Ignore it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 01:38:27 No.37955726 Report

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Draw the curtains

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 01:39:48 No.37955737 Report

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>>37955692

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:03:48 No.37955970 Report

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>>37955718
i dont think that's gonna stop her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:05:39 No.37955987 Report

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>>37955970
Well, yeah. If it takes an interest in you there's not really anything you can do. If it doesn't take an interest in you then it'll go away. Ignoring it is just the best option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:08:07 No.37956008 Report

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>>37955692
>That part where the red of the tail and and the black of the body are
uuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnffffffffffffff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:11:51 No.37956041 Report

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>>37955692
Attempt to befriend it, I unironically love Salazzle because I'm a poisonfag. If I only had one companion there's worse options

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:14:04 No.37956066 Report

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shoryuken it

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:18:29 No.37956111 Report

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>>37955692

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 02:21:58 No.37956149 Report

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>>37955692
Spray her water with a hose. She's fire type, she must hate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:11:51 No.37956650 Report

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>>37955692
She can stay, but she better not start making loud gecko noises at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:13:00 No.37956664 Report

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>>37955692
Get the shotgun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:14:15 No.37956676 Report

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Submit to her will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:16:15 No.37956698 Report

Quoted By: >>37956718 >>37957018

>Pokemon board
>Pokemon appears
>12 posts so far
>Not a single anon has tried to catch it

I swear this board is like living in an alternative universe sometimes. Are you guys even real?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:16:34 No.37956704 Report

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>>37955692
Make sweet consensual love to her,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:18:00 No.37956718 Report

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>>37956698
>catching pokemon
>endorsing the literal slavery of sentient and sapient beings
I'm not angry just disappointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:18:11 No.37956721 Report

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open the window

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:22:05 No.37956765 Report

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>>37955692
Violently ejaculate on the spot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:23:13 No.37956773 Report

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>>37955692
Nothing, because it is an Anthromorphic animal, and I do not subscribe to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:23:22 No.37956776 Report

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>>37955692
one of the specific species of Whiptail Lizard is a 100% female species of lizard. They reproduce asexually, creating essentially clones of themselves. The success rate of laying viable eggs is extremely low unless another member of the species(female of course) engages in courtship with her in the role of a male. The act of being dominated in reproduction is enough to guarentee she makes healthy eggs.

Once in a very rare blue moon, a member of the species will mate with a smaller male from another yet VERY similar species of whiptail in order to add some more genetic diversity to the pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:25:38 No.37956805 Report

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>>37956776
>salazzle gets into your house and clones herself, taking over your home and turning it into her own haram den
wow that'd be bad lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:28:10 No.37956830 Report

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>>37956773
Humans are anthropomorphic animals anon. Ugly anthropomorphic animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:29:29 No.37956844 Report

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>>37956830
You aren't wrong. I dunno, I mostly just really dislike scalies. I never liked lizards, snakes, turtles, any reptiles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:31:37 No.37956877 Report

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>>37956844
I'm just glad the more and more people are starting to realize how retarded being so down on furries are when compared to the huge amounts of fetishes that already exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:34:09 No.37956905 Report

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>>37956877
I don't hate furries. It's just not my fetish. I hate a lot of furries, but I don't hate the broad group itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:34:28 No.37956909 Report

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>>37956905
Thats cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:42:31 No.37957018 Report

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>>37956698
>implying she shouldn't be the one capturing me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:44:21 No.37957041 Report

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>>37955692
Scream and call the police or animal control or something. Take a look at it, if that was out my window I’d be glad I didn’t die from fright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:44:37 No.37957044 Report

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>>37956877
I have NEVER had that pic happen to me. Just a furry who is overly sensitive, or more likely a furry in the closet who hasn't even admitted to themself they are a furry. And I draw a very large number of anthropomophics. Of course people know my drawings tend to hit fantasy mostly, so people seem more willing to accept that if its fantasy rather then outright furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:45:52 No.37957059 Report

Quoted By: >>37957086

>>37956877
desu I just want more male human on anthro female

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:46:05 No.37957061 Report

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>>37957044
Its drawn by some Japanese woman. I don't know if Japan has furries in our sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:47:35 No.37957086 Report

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>>37957059
I've never understood the point of male human on anthro, that didn't involve a human male from a established series. If you're willing to fap to hetero anthro why fap to stuff that includes some uggo human male rather than a cute anthro male like a dog or whatever? Is it about self insertion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:48:30 No.37957096 Report

Quoted By: >>37957112

>>37957086
It’s about interspecies domination

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:49:40 No.37957112 Report

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>>37957096
So self insertion? I understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 03:50:35 No.37957127 Report

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>>37957112
Eh, sometimes. I can jerk to it if it’s a human/anthro trap on an anthro/human male as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 04:14:26 No.37957389 Report

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Go back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 04:18:23 No.37957428 Report

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>>37955692
attempt to capture since poison types are my favorite and it's easily the best one since Toxicroak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 04:45:35 No.37957723 Report

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>>37955692
* throws dirt at it *
problem literally solved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 04:54:46 No.37957819 Report

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>>37955692
How many other anons like Salandit more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 05:15:28 No.37958018 Report

Quoted By: >>37958418

>>37957819
I'm not sure if I like it more, but I do wish there was a male evolution for Salandit. I was a little disappointed when we had another Vespiquen especially since Salandit is such a cool Pokémon with a cool typing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 06:03:12 No.37958418 Report

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>>37958018
I’m still hoping one gen we will get a male split evo that goes more into the bandit theme

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