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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:41:55 No.37981187 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>37981196 >>37981228 >>37981346 >>37981428 >>37981441 >>37981457 >>37982536 >>37982585 >>37983067 >>37983083 >>37983131 >>37983413 >>37983956 >>37984077 >>37985891

I can't believe I'm having to wake up my PATHETIC pokephile trainer. Are you into my kind because you're so bad at being a human, master?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:42:34 No.37981189 Report

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GLACEON-TAN USE ICE BEAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:43:51 No.37981196 Report

Quoted By: >>37981212

>>37981187
Wait a minute I don't have a glaceon...WHO ARE YOU?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:45:35 No.37981212 Report

Quoted By: >>37981220

>>37981196
The Glaceon you, a pokephiliac denialfag, own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:46:42 No.37981220 Report

Quoted By: >>37981258

>>37981212
Why the fuck would I own plebeian shit like Glaceon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:47:43 No.37981228 Report

Quoted By: >>37983054

>>37981187
I-I didn't get you because of that, it was just chance! Honest, I find all of your other evolutions just as cute!

This may be a bad time, but can you give my cheek a kiss? I need it to start my day...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:50:35 No.37981258 Report

Quoted By: >>37981272 >>37981278 >>37981398 >>37982617 >>37983510

>>37981220
It can lower the ambient temperature around it.
Cozy bed + Icy cold room = best sleep. 100% should always have a Glaceon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:52:22 No.37981272 Report

Quoted By: >>37982570

>>37981258
Agreed that sleeping in cozy bed when the room is cold is comfy as fuck but Glaceon isn't for degeneracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:53:40 No.37981278 Report

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>>37981258
I dunno that sounds pretty fucking gay man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:59:57 No.37981322 Report

Quoted By: >>37981348 >>37983378

glaceon is too catlike for me to want to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:02:09 No.37981346 Report

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>>37981187
Fucking you would give me a dicksicle so no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:02:27 No.37981348 Report

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>>37981322
Cats are the sexiest animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:03:18 No.37981359 Report

Quoted By: >>37981457

would it be wrong to fuck a jynx ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:08:20 No.37981398 Report

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>>37981258
This is absolute truth right here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:11:23 No.37981428 Report

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>>37981187
Pathetic? My wife loves me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:13:28 No.37981441 Report

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>>37981187
God I want to give Glaceon lots of kisses and have it milk my cock afterwards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:14:49 No.37981457 Report

Quoted By: >>37981551 >>37983666

>>37981187
Quit practicing your lines and go bother your Trainer. I have a lizard to cuddle and done have to get up for another hour and a happy.

>>37981359
Yes, because you should have some standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:17:22 No.37981484 Report

Quoted By: >>37981519

Why does everyone want to fuck glaceon the most out of the eeveelutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:20:35 No.37981519 Report

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>>37981484
theyre plebs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:23:15 No.37981551 Report

Quoted By: >>37982135

>>37981457
god i wish i had a salazzle wife that wouldnt let me divorce her because he'd control me with her fumes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 04:21:48 No.37982135 Report

Quoted By: >>37982598

>>37981551
>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 05:10:47 No.37982536 Report

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>>37981187
>that blush
Your thoughts betray you, Glaceon. I feel the lust for BHC in you, the conflict.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 05:14:45 No.37982570 Report

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>>37981272
HAHAHAHAHAH CHECK OUT THIS RETARD
>NOT FOR DEGENERACY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 05:16:46 No.37982585 Report

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>>37981187
Your kind? Awfully full of yourself.
A pathetic little thing like you doesn't even get a second leering glance. I'm here to fuck gods, not mutant foxes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 05:17:47 No.37982598 Report

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>>37982135
salazzle can only be girls anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 05:19:29 No.37982617 Report

Quoted By: >>37983075

>>37981258
I'd rather have an Avalugg over a fucking glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:15:45 No.37983054 Report

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>>37981228
Why didn't OP respond to my post? I thought it was cute and went well. Fuck this gay Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:17:17 No.37983067 Report

Quoted By: >>37983078 >>37983209 >>37984993

>>37981187
>master shit
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:18:37 No.37983075 Report

Quoted By: >>37985005

>>37982617
Avalugg is just a coffee table anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:19:04 No.37983078 Report

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>>37983067
Yeah, Pokémon are not slaves for Human beings enjoyment.
If that's the case, then release Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:19:34 No.37983083 Report

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>>37981187
sorry i have testosterone and self esteem so i'm not into this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:27:18 No.37983131 Report

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>>37981187
>Are you into my kind because you're so bad at being a human, master?
I'm not a bad human, the other humans are just bad at being pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 06:42:06 No.37983209 Report

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>>37983067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxH7AS712vU
It is official, you whinny cunt
inb4 anime isn't canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:13:18 No.37983378 Report

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>>37981322
is evee a cat or dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:14:17 No.37983382 Report

Quoted By: >>37983493

Imagine if you got woken up by an Glaceon's blowjob, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:17:56 No.37983396 Report

Quoted By: >>37983493 >>37983550

imagine waking up to Glaceon nibbling on your foreskin haha..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:22:00 No.37983413 Report

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>>37981187
*throws glaceon out the window*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:43:56 No.37983493 Report

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>>37983382
>>37983396
Don't make me sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:49:52 No.37983510 Report

Quoted By: >>37983530

>>37981258
I'd rather have the Chad Alolan Ninetales over Virgin Glaceon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 07:55:49 No.37983530 Report

Quoted By: >>37983559

>>37983510
Alolan Ninetales itself is a virgin next to the original fire Chad one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 08:02:41 No.37983550 Report

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>>37983396
hey I know that picture

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 08:04:20 No.37983559 Report

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>>37983530

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 08:26:43 No.37983642 Report

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I-I don't want to fuck my Pokemon!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 08:31:27 No.37983666 Report

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>>37981457
ugly ass nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 08:41:45 No.37983693 Report

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I dont want to fuck a cat or a fox or something, but I do want to fuck a cute woman in a dress. Do I still belong here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 10:17:54 No.37983956 Report

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>>37981187
t. human cock slut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 11:00:28 No.37984077 Report

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>>37981187
I totally wouldn't dare myself waifu this pure pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 13:52:55 No.37984993 Report

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>>37983067
yeah i thought the point of this shit is that theyre equal, doesn't the master/slave dynamic stop that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 13:54:40 No.37985005 Report

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>>37983075
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 16:01:57 No.37985891 Report

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>>37981187
Shut up and bend over

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