Guys my uncle’s grandfather’s cousin’s step son’s best friend’s gradchild’s nephew’s father’s autistic brother works at Nintendo but I won’t give away his position since I like being a shady faggot and this won’t help my leak in any way.

The professor is a Jew.
The evil team is the jews.
Grookey evolves into a human and the stick becomes a banjo, and he’s a Grass/Sound type.
Scorbunny evolves into Incineroar with bunny ears. He’s a Fire/Fighting type this time.
Sobble evolves into the entirety of reddit and everyone is going to pick it. He’s a Water/Poison type.
The sword legendary is a snake with a wolf head.
The (((shield))) legendary is the bank.
You get to fuck the female trainer at the end of the game.

Hope you like the game guys! It’s going to be shit!