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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:38:01 No.38002879 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is Tauros a quadruped but Miltank is bipedal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:39:02 No.38002893 Report

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>>38002879
Miltank is bipedal for better access to its udder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:40:19 No.38002916 Report

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>>38002879
Miltank is giving you better access to the tittie, Touros isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:41:23 No.38002928 Report

Quoted By: >>38003788

Dick too big, weighs him down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:41:30 No.38002932 Report

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>>38002879
Because they can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:42:18 No.38002942 Report

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>>38002879
Miltank has 8 legs bro look at her. Two of them are just facing upwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:42:37 No.38002950 Report

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>>38002879
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:43:45 No.38002968 Report

Quoted By: >>38002978 >>38002999 >>38003550 >>38005746

>>38002879
Why the fuck did they suddenly decide to group these together when they don't even have a prevo and their designs are nothing alike except that they're cattle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:44:39 No.38002978 Report

Quoted By: >>38002993 >>38007483

>>38002968
Bulls fuck cows, they are meant to be together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:45:24 No.38002993 Report

Quoted By: >>38003031 >>38006563

>>38002978
Bulls actually fuck me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:45:33 No.38002999 Report

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>>38002968
there it is. they're both cattle. one's 100% male the other is 100% female. that's enough honestly even if they aren't exact counterparts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:46:01 No.38003008 Report

Quoted By: >>38003375 >>38006125

>>38002879
women are civilized, men are feral

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:47:16 No.38003031 Report

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>>38002993
Your a fat cow, they must've been confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:47:36 No.38003035 Report

Quoted By: >>38003375 >>38006125

>>38002879
Because men are dirty and lower to the ground while women are beautiful and above it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:51:57 No.38003088 Report

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>>38002999
That means new Tauros' can never be born unless a Tauros fucks a Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:53:55 No.38003103 Report

Quoted By: >>38003112

>>38003088
Gameplay-wise sure, but there's nothing in canon saying that Miltank can't give birth to Tauros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:54:37 No.38003112 Report

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>>38003103
The games are canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 02:55:09 No.38003114 Report

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>>38003088
So much exists due to Gamefreaks autism about going back and messing with old conventions at all. Why is Nidoran the only pokemon with two seperate dex entries based on gender? Because turning the original 151 into 150 would be seen as complete heresy, even if it would make things more consistent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:01:47 No.38003211 Report

Quoted By: >>38003220

>>38003112
The games are, but gameplay mechanics aren't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:01:51 No.38003212 Report

Quoted By: >>38003232 >>38003570

>>38002879
To balance itself from its udders

Would be funny if Tauros got a form change where it's bipedal though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:02:23 No.38003220 Report

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>>38003211
If you say so, nerd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:02:59 No.38003232 Report

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>>38003212
haha yeah, and he's really muscular, haha that would be really funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:03:31 No.38003239 Report

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>>38003114
That's bullshit since they went back and changed the typing of a lot of Pokemon before. Making Miltank be able to lay Tauros or Miltank eggs would be an easy fix.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:05:14 No.38003263 Report

Quoted By: >>38007408

>>38002879

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:11:35 No.38003343 Report

Quoted By: >>38003347 >>38003587

>>38003112
>Snubbull was normal type, now it's fairy
>Magnemite was electric, now it's electric/steel
>Bite was a normal type move, now it's Dark type

Game canon does not mean anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:11:52 No.38003347 Report

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>>38003343
lol ok nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:14:19 No.38003375 Report

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>>38003008
>>38003035
This but unironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:33:09 No.38003550 Report

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>>38002968
>suddenly
They were first grouped together in like generation 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:34:46 No.38003570 Report

Quoted By: >>38003590

I'm still butthurt Bouffalant isn't a Tauros evo.
>>38003212
>>38003232
It's called a Minotaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:35:32 No.38003587 Report

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>>38003343
nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:36:00 No.38003590 Report

Quoted By: >>38003602

>>38003570
>I'm still butthurt Bouffalant isn't a Tauros evo.

It doesn't need to be, it's more like a regional variant before those were a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:37:08 No.38003602 Report

Quoted By: >>38005751

>>38003590
I mean that works just as well, it still makes me butthurt.

Also, I kind of want Mega Minotaur Tauros now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:43:47 No.38003680 Report

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>>38002879
She peg him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 03:54:37 No.38003788 Report

Quoted By: >>38004506 >>38006203

>>38002928
Bulls actually have tiny dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 05:18:59 No.38004506 Report

Quoted By: >>38004523 >>38004569

>>38003788
prove it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 05:20:40 No.38004523 Report

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>>38004506

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 05:26:19 No.38004569 Report

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>>38004506
https://youtu.be/bfXuLnN5ips?t=104

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 05:27:11 No.38004573 Report

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>>38004523

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 09:13:31 No.38005611 Report

Quoted By: >>38006475 >>38007455

>>38002879
Because everything after gen 1 fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 09:45:59 No.38005746 Report

Quoted By: >>38006391

>>38002968

Tauros/Miltank
Minun/Pluse
Solrock/Lunatone
Volveat/Illumise
Thor/Sawk
Oranguru/Passimian

Are pretty much the same evolution line, they just dont have a pre-evolution, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 09:47:22 No.38005751 Report

Quoted By: >>38006016

>>38003602
cant you people stop with the Alomomola and Bouffalant thing?

They're separate evolutive lines because convergent evolution, just stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 10:52:41 No.38006016 Report

Quoted By: >>38006367

>>38005751
No, they are separate because Unova was trying soft reset

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 11:16:10 No.38006125 Report

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>>38003008
>>38003035
yes... mistress

a bull

a bull Sun 17 Mar 2019 11:31:12 No.38006203 Report

Quoted By: >>38007425

>>38003788
This post pisses me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:08:15 No.38006367 Report

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>>38006016
They are separate because convergent evolution, but you probably dont know what it means since youre underage anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:14:21 No.38006391 Report

Quoted By: >>38006417 >>38006978 >>38007052

>>38005746
This is so fucking retarded, miltank and tauros aren't meant to be grouped together in the same way the others are. How about we group emolga and pachirisu or pinsir and heracross? Just stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:19:25 No.38006417 Report

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>>38006391
Pinsir and Heracross are paired already as rival bugmons though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:30:29 No.38006475 Report

Quoted By: >>38007455

>>38005611
this, since gen 2 everything became cartoony and cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:45:32 No.38006546 Report

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>>38002879
Tauros wants Miltank to peg him.
Tauros is a bull of exquisite taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 12:48:06 No.38006563 Report

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>>38002993
Bulls fuck your wife, cúck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 13:26:40 No.38006784 Report

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Because it's a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 13:41:04 No.38006870 Report

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miltank's futacock penetrates tauros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 13:53:49 No.38006978 Report

Quoted By: >>38007357 >>38007411

>>38006391
Tauros and Miltank are meant to be the same line since Gen 2.

Pachirisu/Emolga Pinsir and Heracross aren't even the same species, so what a dumb comparision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 13:57:24 No.38007011 Report

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>>38003239
Easier fix: Add a baby mon that can evolve into either.

It always bugged me they did that for the hitmons of all things, but not the literal cattle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:02:39 No.38007052 Report

Quoted By: >>38007357

>>38006391
They're a cow and bull and they live together in the wild and on farms. They fit together.

Sableye and Carbink are also placed together in the dex because the former eats the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:50:31 No.38007357 Report

Quoted By: >>38007387 >>38007412

>>38006978
>meant to be

Ah sorry I didn't realise I was arguing with John gamefreak who knows what everything is meant to be

>>38007052
There are so many pokemon that can "fit together" if you impose real world conditions on to them. Trying to single out miltank and tauros is dumb af

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:54:37 No.38007387 Report

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>>38007357
>if you impose real world conditions on to them

That's basically what Tauros and Miltank are though. They're basically just a cartoon bull and cow and are raised as livestock just their real-life counterparts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:58:06 No.38007408 Report

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>>38003263
only good post ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:58:22 No.38007411 Report

Quoted By: >>38007456

>>38006978
>pachirisu and emolga not same species
>both pikaclones
>same egg group

Yet miltank and tauros are the same species? Nice cherry picking you got there bucko, I guess farfetch'd and chatot are also pairs right? Cause guess what they're the same type, same species of animals and both don't evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:58:24 No.38007412 Report

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>>38007357
> John Gamefreak
my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 14:58:56 No.38007414 Report

Quoted By:

>>38002879
Make it easier for Mating Press

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 15:00:32 No.38007425 Report

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>>38006203
It's always the simple posts that make me laugh the most.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 15:04:35 No.38007455 Report

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>>38005611
>>38006475

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 15:04:37 No.38007456 Report

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>>38007411
>duck and parrot
>same species

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Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 15:07:16 No.38007483 Report

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>>38002978
Miltank’s pussy is for bouffalant massive cock not for tauros tiny shrimp

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