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>>38025563
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Deoxys: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Deoxys!
>Brian: Holy shit, Deoxys? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Deoxys is fighting Islamic terrorists while trumpets play
>Deoxys: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. There's no place like HOENN!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Deoxys!
>Meg: Whatever! I'll have you guys know I personally preferred Rayquaza...
>Deoxys uses Psycho Boost to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Digimon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:03:39 No.38025609 Report

Quoted By: >>38025615 >>38025694 >>38025803 >>38026211

>>38025563
>>38025566
>>38025578
>>38025585
>>38025588
>>38025604

Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:04:59 No.38025615 Report

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>>38025609
duh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:04:59 No.38025617 Report

Quoted By: >>38025658 >>38025734 >>38026108 >>38026362

>>38025606
>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: Deoxys is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure Deoxys is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on Deoxys' neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!
>Deoxys leans forward, vomits a bunch of blood, and then falls back dead again
>Peter: Up, no. It was just a convulsion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:05:00 No.38025618 Report

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>>38025606

Based, but cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:09:05 No.38025658 Report

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>>38025606
>>38025617
A classic. Thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:09:50 No.38025667 Report

Quoted By: >>38025674 >>38026941

>>38025606
>Personally I prefer Digimon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit
>When Digimon is owned by Fox and Pokemon isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:10:45 No.38025674 Report

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>>38025667
yup, they can't negotiate for shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:11:13 No.38025679 Report

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>>38025606

Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:12:40 No.38025694 Report

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>>38025609

Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:17:08 No.38025734 Report

Quoted By: >>38025755 >>38025784

>>38025617
Our Pokemon, Deoxys Griffin, is dead!

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:20:08 No.38025755 Report

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>>38025734
F
Never forget

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:21:11 No.38025773 Report

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>>38025755
Fuck, you got me with that one

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:22:27 No.38025784 Report

Quoted By: >>38026026

>>38025734
>>38025755
>>38025773

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:24:18 No.38025803 Report

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>>38025609
cringe

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 02:53:16 No.38026026 Report

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>>38025784
kek

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:03:26 No.38026108 Report

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>>38025563
>>38025606
>>38025617

Although i wasn't prepared to, I enjoyed this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:14:10 No.38026211 Report

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>>38025609
Yikes

moviesperg

moviesperg Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:31:01 No.38026362 Report

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>>38025617
And now, Conway Twit- hey, what’s this?

Oh, it’s a cease and desist from the estate of Conway Twitty.

Here’s Leonard Nimoy instead.
https://youtu.be/XC73PHdQX04

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:33:53 No.38026388 Report

Quoted By: >>38026392 >>38026936

family guy is so fucking bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 03:34:32 No.38026392 Report

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>>38026388
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 04:44:07 No.38026936 Report

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>>38026388
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 04:44:58 No.38026941 Report

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>>38025667
no Bandai owns Digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 04:46:13 No.38026981 Report

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>>38025606

The running gag of always having the exact same setup will never not be funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 05:24:03 No.38027228 Report

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>>38025563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8LZruXvong
If this plays when Peter opens the door, it is based.

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