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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 05:57:28 No.38027426 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38027441 >>38027498 >>38027614 >>38027645 >>38027730 >>38027863 >>38027975 >>38027992 >>38029610 >>38029984 >>38032254

>save her
>let her die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 05:58:22 No.38027433 Report

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Well? Push start already faggot. I'm starving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 05:59:22 No.38027441 Report

Quoted By: >>38027443 >>38027444 >>38032336

>>38027426
it will probably just evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:00:18 No.38027443 Report

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>>38027441
into ghost type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:00:28 No.38027444 Report

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steel eevee

>>38027441

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:11:20 No.38027498 Report

Quoted By: >>38027515

>>38027426
You can't kill an eevee you just invent a new eeveelution. It'll become Hotpocketeon and kill you with microwave type attacks. Also
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:14:07 No.38027515 Report

Quoted By: >>38027740

>>38027498
>Hem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:16:50 No.38027529 Report

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Save it so I can microwave some Eevee droppings instead

I don't want to eat them I just want to see them blow up in the microwave and leave whoever owns this house to clean up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:34:47 No.38027614 Report

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>>38027426
Geleon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:40:54 No.38027645 Report

Quoted By: >>38027686 >>38029629

>>38027426
we can't save if is already dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 06:56:39 No.38027686 Report

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>>38027645
The watermarks killed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:08:59 No.38027730 Report

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>>38027426
The heat will turn it into flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:12:02 No.38027740 Report

Quoted By: >>38030983

>>38027515
>>Hem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:44:06 No.38027863 Report

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>>38027426
Save her, because no one should have to clean or dispose of a microwave that smells that foul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:48:40 No.38027885 Report

Quoted By: >>38027891

oh god oh damn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:49:43 No.38027891 Report

Quoted By: >>38027972 >>38028092

>>38027885

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 08:10:08 No.38027972 Report

Quoted By: >>38028767 >>38032276

>>38027891
>microwaves have rotating places to keep the item moving and evenly cooking
>this produces a flareon
Something's not adding up, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 08:10:57 No.38027975 Report

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>>38027426
put it on high

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 08:14:46 No.38027992 Report

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>>38027426
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 08:35:21 No.38028092 Report

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>>38027891
Tasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 11:41:01 No.38028767 Report

Quoted By: >>38028802

>>38027972
Eevee has a genome that is extremely mutation-prone. Radiation from microwaves is why this nigga turning into radeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 11:46:48 No.38028802 Report

Quoted By: >>38028811

>>38028767
>Eevee has a genome that is extremely mutation-prone.
For every eevee that evolves, how many die of cancer or have massively deformed babies and stillbirths?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 11:49:01 No.38028811 Report

Quoted By: >>38029058

>>38028802
their genes are prone to develop mutations incompitable with life in females. this is why the gender ratio is so skewed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 12:42:10 No.38029058 Report

Quoted By: >>38029636

>>38028811
>many of the DNA repair genes in eevee are on the Y chromosome
>leads to many female eevee being non viable
>high competition for mates in male eevees
>only alphas have access to females while betas are left virgins
>beta eevees sex drive overwhelming so they have massive gay orgys in the forest
H-hot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 14:21:18 No.38029610 Report

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>>38027426
It can take a flamethrower from a Charizard to the face. What's a microwave gonna do lol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 14:24:03 No.38029629 Report

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>>38027645
And that’s Vulpix but who cares, right? Brainlet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 14:25:58 No.38029636 Report

Quoted By: >>38033390

>>38029058
>>beta eevees sex drive overwhelming so they have massive gay orgys in the forest
damn... why can't humans be like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 15:16:05 No.38029984 Report

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>>38027426
theres already an electric eevlution

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 17:29:23 No.38030983 Report

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>>38027740
>>>Hem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 19:55:46 No.38032254 Report

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>>38027426
>her
Burn it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 19:58:16 No.38032276 Report

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>>38027972
Maybe that microwave doesn't have a carousel, so it can't move. Just like Flareon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 20:02:26 No.38032317 Report

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I love Eevee & I love Flareon. I will protect them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 20:03:19 No.38032329 Report

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god i wish that were me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 20:04:09 No.38032336 Report

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>>38027441
Poison type radiateon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 20:06:15 No.38032351 Report

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If you save the Eevee it will turn into a new eeveelution of your choosing
the only downside to this is that it will have less moves then flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2019 21:53:16 No.38033390 Report

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>>38029636
We are like that just without the orgy part.

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