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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:47:11 No.38036785 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38036792 >>38036799 >>38036818 >>38036912 >>38037016 >>38037050 >>38037153 >>38038357 >>38038385

I’ve been asleep for...*yawn*..3000 years..

I shall..*burp*..grant you three wishes!

Now what’ll it be *scratches ass*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:48:48 No.38036792 Report

Quoted By: >>38038394

>>38036785
1. Kill off Pokemon
2. Kill off Fire Emblem
3. Kill off Persona

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:50:19 No.38036798 Report

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reset the universe so i can be with dio-sama again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:50:33 No.38036799 Report

Quoted By: >>38037063 >>38037221

>>38036785
Jirachi being my sex slave is my only wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:53:26 No.38036818 Report

Quoted By: >>38037063 >>38037221

>>38036785
I wish for Jirachi to be my wife forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:56:17 No.38036834 Report

Quoted By: >>38036865

1. I wish for Sword and Shield to sell less than LGPE did
2. I wish for the current main series to be cancelled after the failure of Sword and Shield
3. I wish that LGPE games become the only main series, and that they won't make another new generation until gens 1-8 have been done LGPE style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:58:47 No.38036855 Report

Quoted By: >>38036865 >>38036912 >>38036919 >>38037063

So *farts*..I guess I didn’t make myself clear

I’m only granting 3 wish- *chokes on spit*

Ahem, 3 wishes, so like you guys gotta vote or I’m going back to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 03:59:46 No.38036865 Report

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>>38036855
*farts* Just do these >>38036834 *shits self*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:07:33 No.38036912 Report

Quoted By: >>38036952

>>38036785
>>38036855
This Jirachi is defective, I wish for one with better social etiquette.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:08:52 No.38036919 Report

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>>38036855
Jirachi-kun, please grant my wish to liberate all Pokémon from humans so that they can be free from harm by their despicable influence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:13:27 No.38036952 Report

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>>38036912
Guess *spits out star bit*..ughh you aren’t getting your wish granted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:22:37 No.38037016 Report

Quoted By: >>38037051

>>38036785
1. I wish to live to be 101 years old
2. I wish that IF I have a child that he or she will be kind, happy, and intelligent
3. I wish that I will become able to use the technique Psychic to the same extent that any Jirachi can

Thanks Jirachi!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:27:26 No.38037050 Report

Quoted By: >>38037063 >>38037221

>>38036785
fucking jirachi everyday is my wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:27:33 No.38037051 Report

Quoted By: >>38038400

>>38037016
>kind, happy, and intelligent
Impossible combo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:27:48 No.38037054 Report

Quoted By: >>38037221

I just wanna fuck a Jirachi

Vote for me, bros....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:29:28 No.38037063 Report

Quoted By: >>38037164 >>38037221

>>38036855
i vote for these 3 wishes you slut
>>38036799
>>38036818
>>38037050

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:42:03 No.38037127 Report

Quoted By: >>38037134

https://www.strawpoll.me/17643045

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:43:32 No.38037134 Report

Quoted By: >>38037221

>>38037127
>cant choose to get fucked and to fuck jirachi
bullshit poll, fuck you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:46:49 No.38037153 Report

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>>38036785
1. kill me
2. erase my soul from the cycle of reincarnation
3. erase my memory from everyone's minds including yours, meaning the three wishes are reset for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:49:08 No.38037164 Report

Quoted By: >>38037170 >>38037221

>>38037063
sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:49:40 No.38037170 Report

Quoted By: >>38037221

>>38037164
only when jirachi grants our wishes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:52:25 No.38037181 Report

Quoted By: >>38037206

i had 1 chance to fuck jirachi forever and you guys ruined it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:56:00 No.38037206 Report

Quoted By: >>38037221 >>38037236

>>38037181
I've used a dynamic IP to vote multiple times.
I'll never let you degenerates win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:57:55 No.38037221 Report

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>>38036799
>>38036818
>>38037050
>>38037054
>>38037063
>>38037134
>>38037164
>>38037170
>>38037206
haha fuck you faggots jirach is mine, bye bye

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 04:59:42 No.38037236 Report

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>>38037206
We already won by having this thread in the first place. Just look around and tell me who ITT wouldn't fuck a Jirachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:15:15 No.38038336 Report

Quoted By: >>38038344

I still have my copy of Pokemon Colosseum with the bonus disk that gives you a Jirachi on R/S/E.

I can just bring in more Jirachi for more wishes.

On that note. I want a LG remake of Gold/Silver/Crystal with the original girl back in the game as a playable character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:16:56 No.38038344 Report

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>>38038336
>instead of fucking jirachi you ask for another shitty lgpe game
how beta can you be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:21:39 No.38038357 Report

Quoted By: >>38038432

>>38036785
Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:28:00 No.38038385 Report

Quoted By:

>>38036785
For all of your powers, knowledge, and skill to be transferred to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:31:16 No.38038394 Report

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>>38036792
Based, but change Pokemon to Gamefreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:32:26 No.38038400 Report

Quoted By:

>>38037051
Possible, but the monkey’s paw makes him fat and ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2019 08:40:58 No.38038432 Report

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>>38038357
Nice going, now we only have 2 wishes.

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