Hey everyone,

I work at the Nintendo New York store and we got some details on the new games for marketing purposes. I have some mild leaks to share with you.

>this game will not fill the void in your life

>you will never be a carefree 12 year old on summer break again

>this game won't be great, but it won't be bad either. But because of your expectations, it will be a terrible experience for you

> you missed out on all of your major life experiences because you were too obsessed with Pokemon as a kid, and now you're trying to make up for it by playing more Pokemon, but it isn't working

>people will pretend to like the game because they have nothing else left

>Grookey's final evolution is a sound type

>This entire franchise is kept alive by people like you. Do you know of a single kid who likes Pokemon today? You want better games, but you can't grow up, so you'll always eat up Game freak's shit

We expect a solid 10 million sales for this title in North America.