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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 12:32:19 No.38061606 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38061648 >>38061874 >>38061951 >>38061979 >>38062331 >>38062655 >>38063938 >>38064101 >>38064295 >>38065317 >>38065364 >>38065530 >>38065558

>one of the coolest first stage mons
>badass typing
>everyone loves him when he gets revealed

>evolution is just shitty waifubait

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 12:33:16 No.38061615 Report

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What a missed opportunity

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 12:38:30 No.38061648 Report

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>>38061606

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:15:27 No.38061874 Report

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>>38061606
Pic unrelated

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:20:57 No.38061904 Report

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>>38061874
It was a mistake from OP. Here's the right version.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:29:22 No.38061951 Report

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>>38061606
yeah but i still think salazzle is kinda cool, just not in same way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:33:31 No.38061979 Report

Quoted By: >>38062345 >>38062622 >>38066053

>>38061606
There needs to be a male only evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:41:56 No.38062034 Report

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I had so much hope for Salandit and I felt so let down at first. However time I’ve come to like Salazzle. Reminds me of Bayonetta.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:44:01 No.38062052 Report

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I was totally fine with it in SM, Salazzle is cool too.
But then they decided to add in the fucking "lol males are just not eating enough they can totally evolve :^)" bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 13:57:44 No.38062162 Report

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salazzle is great though
the problem is they half asses it and didn't make a male form too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:22:23 No.38062331 Report

Quoted By: >>38063939

>>38061606
I’m still bothered by it, I actively dislike his gross evo, hopefully he gets a male evo in gen 8 but I doubt it.

>Morelul
>All the starters
>Jangmo-o
>Salandit
>Dewpider
>Pikipek
>Steenee
>etc
All either better than their final evos or ruined by them utterly, Gen 8 was the embodiment of disappointment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:24:06 No.38062345 Report

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>>38061979
This. Poison/Fire was being done so right with Salandit and Salazzle utterly fucked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:24:34 No.38062348 Report

Quoted By: >>38062378 >>38062385 >>38062552

>gay scaly still SEETHING best Lizard's female
That's what you get for being mentally damaged kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:27:35 No.38062378 Report

Quoted By: >>38062389 >>38062466 >>38064077 >>38065413

>>38062348
Or you don’t want to fuck feminine lizards so you can recognize the design is bad
It isn’t imposing or cool, it is literally intentional waifubait, like Tsareena. I can’t believe anyone can happily accept that shit from Gamefreak, unless they are themselves mentally ill furries and waifufags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:28:27 No.38062385 Report

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>>38062348
>Likes the pokemon that has mind control braaps
>Calls others scalies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:28:47 No.38062389 Report

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>>38062378
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:31:04 No.38062409 Report

Quoted By: >>38064188

>>38061904
>Goodra
>"waifubait"
Ewww

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:32:17 No.38062418 Report

Quoted By: >>38062579

>No male Salandit evo where it evolves with max fullness
Also would be a fun dex entry if its immune to the pheromones of Salazzle and basically has a gang of Salandit to take over her territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:38:20 No.38062466 Report

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>>38062378
>It isn’t imposing or cool
Salazzle is pretty cool, though, and far more imposing than Salandit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:49:06 No.38062552 Report

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>>38062348

The pot calling the kettle black, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:51:57 No.38062574 Report

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I hope if he gets an Evo that its quadruped. Not enough real lizard pokemon tbhwyf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:53:05 No.38062579 Report

Quoted By: >>38064755

>>38062418
I feel like a male salandit evo would just be a member of the harem who decided to rebel against his queen, and decided to eat all the food that was originally meant for Salazzle, effectively evolving him into a fat mafia boss and has a group consisting of other males who got tired of the female’s shit.
It would be a neat way to tie in with Salazzle’s femme fatale theme; you get a dangerous lady and a crime boss essentially getting a film noir motif for Pokémon.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 14:58:48 No.38062622 Report

Quoted By: >>38062647 >>38064123 >>38065773 >>38066053

>>38061979
Right? Either via high friendship or Pokemon Amie/Refresh-like mechanics, given male Salandit's reason for not evolving.

There really is no excuse other than design laziness when the trainer can feed their Pokemon stuff like berries and beans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 15:02:16 No.38062647 Report

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>>38062622
That's a great idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 15:03:08 No.38062655 Report

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>>38061606
I don't give a fuck what the Pokéfuckers throw out to try and deter criticism, if you like that lizard with swaying hips and fuck me eyes you're nothing but a waifufag degenerate. Salandit is a perfect design and its evolution sours it.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:30:40 No.38063933 Report

Quoted By: >>38064014 >>38065748

>cool little grim reaper guy
>turns into a dopey looking mummy and a genie with a doorknob on its head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:32:07 No.38063938 Report

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>>38061606
>ITT. Seething Salandits not good enough for Pussy Lizards boy harem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:32:12 No.38063939 Report

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>>38062331
I feel the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:41:18 No.38064014 Report

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>>38063933
Also this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:47:40 No.38064077 Report

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>>38062378
>getting so hung up you see waifus everywhere
It's a cool lizard, but if you want to fuck it I guess just do whatever helps you sleep at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:51:47 No.38064101 Report

Quoted By: >>38064145

>>38061606
Thats like getting mad that combee cant evolve into beedrill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:54:08 No.38064123 Report

Quoted By: >>38065304

>>38062622
How is my Salandit giving away food when I have no female Salandits or Salazzle in the party

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:56:36 No.38064145 Report

Quoted By: >>38064197

>>38064101
No, it's not, because combee is shit and doesn't get ruined when it evolves. Salandit is perfect and it becomes some waifuahit mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 17:59:53 No.38064175 Report

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Nigga, Salazzle was inspire in a Hawaiian mith and a salamander was cloned herself in mating seasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 18:01:33 No.38064188 Report

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>>38062409
>He doesn't know about Goodra Fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 18:02:46 No.38064197 Report

Quoted By: >>38064284

>>38064145
Imagine looking at a succubus and immediately thinking waifu. The internet has ruined you.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 18:08:24 No.38064229 Report

Quoted By: >>38066021

Used to hate it, but after looking at enough non-sexualized fanart I realized that it's actually a kind of cool sleek creature. Still feminine and still posed poorly in it's official art but it can be cool in a non-waifuy way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 18:13:54 No.38064284 Report

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>>38064197
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 18:15:13 No.38064295 Report

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>>38061606
Salazzle is fucking hot, don't call it shitty

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 19:13:24 No.38064755 Report

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>>38062579
bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:10:05 No.38065304 Report

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>>38064123
Probably uses other female pokemon as surrogates? That is me just stretching to try and give it a reason, it is definitely retarded.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:11:36 No.38065317 Report

Quoted By: >>38065560 >>38065656 >>38065774

>>38061606
sexy = not cool/badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:17:11 No.38065364 Report

Quoted By: >>38065399 >>38067949

>>38061606
have any of you faggots realized that its evolution appeals to female fans rather than males? Not everything is waifubait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:20:02 No.38065399 Report

Quoted By: >>38065412

>>38065364
Also it looks fucking sexy and I would love to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:21:42 No.38065412 Report

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>>38065399
I'm sure you'd fuck a muk if it had eyelashes too anon

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:21:45 No.38065413 Report

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>>38062378
Except Tsareena is waifubait done right and she has that "badass" side that sits well with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:24:33 No.38065439 Report

Quoted By: >>38065458

>>38065412
I fuck everything that lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:26:07 No.38065458 Report

Quoted By: >>38065469 >>38065499

>>38065439
this is my point exactly. you guys think that pokemon with minimal feminine attributes are waifubait, but its just that you'll fuck anything. You guys get angry at things that make you horny and that is just hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:27:22 No.38065469 Report

Quoted By: >>38065501

>>38065458
Kek, I just said mean things to get reaction, I actually wouldn't fuck a Muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:31:15 No.38065499 Report

Quoted By: >>38065521

>>38065458
A feminine pokemon isn't waifubait.But a pokemon that creates harems,has a mind control that works on any species along with coming from a gender neutral mon that only female can evolve from is.Shit would it hurt to make salazzle a gallade situation where only female can evolve into it and either gender into something else?

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:31:21 No.38065501 Report

Quoted By: >>38065554

>>38065469
sure you wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:33:28 No.38065521 Report

Quoted By: >>38068029

>>38065499
the point is that the male does not evolve because the females are the stronger ones within the species. why is that so hard to accept?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:34:54 No.38065530 Report

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>>38061606
>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:37:17 No.38065554 Report

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>>38065501
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:37:50 No.38065558 Report

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>>38061606
>No male split Evo
Missed opportunity as shit
Have the male by a physical Mon, the opposite of salazzle, same speed just more atk than sp. Atk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:37:56 No.38065560 Report

Quoted By: >>38065575 >>38065590

>>38065317
Literally undeniably true. Samus became less badass when they started specializing her without the suit on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:39:51 No.38065575 Report

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>>38065560
>sexualizing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:41:43 No.38065590 Report

Quoted By: >>38065594 >>38065765

>>38065560
Samus is not-badass only in other m because of the shitty writing and that has nothing to do with the suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:42:19 No.38065594 Report

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>>38065590
Don't even remember me about that game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:48:36 No.38065656 Report

Quoted By: >>38065675 >>38068081

>>38065317
>there's nothing wrong with sexualising a lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:50:19 No.38065675 Report

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>>38065656
Exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:57:17 No.38065748 Report

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>>38063933
One of those shinies that isn’t worth evolving, ever. His evolutions are absolute shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 20:59:12 No.38065765 Report

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>>38065590
True but I don’t consider ZSS in smash to be badass at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 21:01:05 No.38065773 Report

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>>38062622
This would be ideal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 21:01:07 No.38065774 Report

Quoted By: >>38068081

>>38065317
>being a fucking autist
You people should be euthanized

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Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 21:29:53 No.38066021 Report

Quoted By: >>38066588 >>38067741

>>38064229
This. Its posing in game is really stupid. But looking at some nonsexy art of it really can highlight some cool aspects of it when I otherwise would’ve just mostly ignored.
There is a large amount of sexy vs nonsexy art though which makes it a shame for finding good pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 21:34:59 No.38066053 Report

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>>38061979
>>38062622
I like the idea of a male salandit evolution but how would you guys make it different from Salazzle? I wouldn't want to remove the fire/poison combination as it's cool, maybe make it a physical version of Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2019 22:33:11 No.38066588 Report

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>>38066021
you say nonsexy art, but if that pose in your pic were being done by a woman, it would a pretty provocative pose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2019 00:51:25 No.38067726 Report

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why did they give the cool lizard birthing hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2019 00:53:08 No.38067741 Report

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>>38066021
I just want to know what its little skin flaps on its butt are supposed to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2019 00:57:08 No.38067949 Report

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>>38065364
this is some paperthin disingenous bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2019 01:04:06 No.38068029 Report

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>>38065521
fucking irritating from a real world game stand point is why. The BST of Salazzle isn't even so fucking great as to warrant the comparative tedium of getting one.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2019 01:08:01 No.38068081 Report

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>>38065656
>>38065774
blame gf, they did it, not me

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