>>38077349There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he used it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic hot balloon frame glowing in the dark lit by your will-o-wisp flame which is the only source of light in your dungeon room giggling like a little girl as you once again go for another ominous wind and select it from your attacks. Or maybe you don’t even select it, maybe you’re such a disgusting haxmon that you actually set it as main attack so that you can just L+A it. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic boosting wind move isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your item onto the floor. But its ok, the other monster house mons will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with other dozens of mons in the same dungeon! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and they're probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown big fat balloon full of spirits who spends all his time in a dungeon boosting against an exploration team full of shitmons. Just imagine this, they have shared the dungeon with you and then they thought you were going to be a master rank explorer or a dungeon boss or something grand and then you became a pathetic fan blowing spirit winds all day. A pathetic wind boosting fan. They probably cry themselves to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how they wish they could just disappear. They can’t even try to talk you because all you say is “MUH WIND! MUH BOOSTS!”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little fan laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old stats boosting dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
