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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:22:47 No.38095944 View View Reply Original Report

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Why did the family accept that Mohn didn't know them and let him go? Surely he would jump at the chance to become bed buddies with Lusamine again even if he didn't remember her from before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:24:31 No.38095956 Report

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>>38095944

Once you go Guz you never go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:25:26 No.38095963 Report

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>>38095944
Lusamine did that because she noticed how happy he was, and probably didnt wanna stress him or anything. Gladion I'm pretty sure wanted her to tell him though, and Lillie doesnt even know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:28:46 No.38096000 Report

Quoted By: >>38096016 >>38096056

>>38095944
Imagine being a happy bean farmer and then some lady drops her kids and 12 years worth of interdimensional family drama on you and says this is who you really are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:31:04 No.38096016 Report

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>>38096000
Yeah but imagine that lady being Lusamine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:32:05 No.38096022 Report

Quoted By: >>38096312 >>38099394

>>38095956
FPBP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:32:12 No.38096026 Report

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Trash lean
get bean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:33:58 No.38096043 Report

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>>38095944
>Why did the family accept that Mohn didn't know them and let him go?
Instead of forcing a simple man into a life she wanted for him, Lusamine respected Mohn's happiness and instead chose to move on with her own life. It's called character development.

Besides, Lusamine has money and looks half her age. There are plenty of other potential suitors that would have her if she started dating again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:34:13 No.38096045 Report

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>>38095956
Don't think Guz would wanna get with her knowing she has two kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:35:38 No.38096056 Report

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>>38096000
Ship Gladion off to Kanto to live, make Lillie take over Poké Pelago and spend the rest of my days firmly lodged inside Lusamine's crotch with no child-based responsibilities. Sounds good to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:36:27 No.38096066 Report

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>>38096045
Are you kidding? He loves Gladion and Lillie, he's a good big bro/father figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:40:26 No.38096099 Report

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>>38096043
what's he sayin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:40:28 No.38096101 Report

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>>38095944
Because She is now my wife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:41:02 No.38096106 Report

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>>38095956
based and guzpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:48:20 No.38096161 Report

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>>38096099
>Please give me your mom
probably as in "please let me marry your mom"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:49:43 No.38096170 Report

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>>38096106
fucking lol'd, whoever made this is based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:50:34 No.38096177 Report

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Reminder she lost her husband to beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:51:50 No.38096194 Report

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>>38096106
This is still funny no matter how often I see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:54:26 No.38096219 Report

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>>38096194
>Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother
>Gladion help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:55:45 No.38096231 Report

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>>38096106
>Censors the word "Fuck"
Why is /vp/ so reddit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:56:15 No.38096233 Report

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>>38096106
I feel so bad for gladion. guy has good reasons to be an edgelord all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:57:17 No.38096246 Report

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>>38096231
You should know reddit doesnt censor themselves. Theyre huge faggots but not that bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 21:59:20 No.38096264 Report

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>>38096246
>You should know reddit
>They're huge faggots, but not bad
>But not bad
Jesus fucking christ, so the rumors were true, you are as bad as they say

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:03:47 No.38096312 Report

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>>38096022
>wearing purple
>not red
Each of the Kahuna match their Tapu/island color.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:06:48 No.38096339 Report

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>>38096264
I'm just saying that fuck isn't censored on reddit m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:08:19 No.38096353 Report

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>>38096264
SEETHING, cringe, cope and YIKES!
also have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:15:02 No.38096406 Report

Quoted By: >>38096434

>>38096066
You're being sarcastic right? He calls Gladion a spoiled brat or something and doesn't seem to make much effort to stop you or Lillie from going up to Lusamine, who he knows is a crazy psycho at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:18:07 No.38096434 Report

Quoted By: >>38096463

>>38096406
He just doesnt fucking care about her wife's kids, he's only there for the sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:21:26 No.38096463 Report

Quoted By: >>38096486

>>38096434
Still don't get why people think they're fucking when he knows she has kids and knows she's over 40. I'm sure he wanted to at some point but I imagine once he found out about that much it became a mother/son thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 22:23:03 No.38096486 Report

Quoted By: >>38097496 >>38097815

>>38096463
Guzma sticks by Lusamine because she was the first to act like he had any potential, and recognize the strength he believed he had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 23:51:53 No.38097326 Report

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>>38096043
Poor Lillie.

What would you do if your friend started to flirt with your single mother?
(Bonus:While you like him/her?)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 23:57:04 No.38097367 Report

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>>38096264
imagine making this lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 23:58:42 No.38097383 Report

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>>38095956
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:06:10 No.38097446 Report

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>>38096106
>TIP: I am so fucking mad
I laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:07:34 No.38097460 Report

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>>38096106
Holy shit, this is perfection!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:11:24 No.38097496 Report

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>>38096486
Kind of harrowing when you think about it. Lusamine's ideal child is someone with self esteem so low that they're willing to just accept what she says and not think for themselves at all. Lusamine wanted her children to be living dolls. And then when they weren't she just disowned them and moved on. Which is a really fucked up character for a pokemon game. Even in the face of eco terrorists and anime Samuel L Jackson from Kingsman

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:16:45 No.38097537 Report

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>>38096045
>Tiny Lusamine for the future

Guzma is a clever dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:41:32 No.38097727 Report

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>>38095944
shit writing

it's like dropping your mom because she doesn't remember her house

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 00:53:37 No.38097815 Report

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>>38096486
That's what I've been getting at. Lusamine is basically a mom for him, not a crush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:01:29 No.38098448 Report

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>>38097815
>Lusamine is basically a mom for him, not a crush.
you do realize his parents are both alive and well

if he wanted a mommy he could go home to his parents any time. Lusamine was a partner at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:05:42 No.38098488 Report

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>>38095956
Shes fucking guzzlord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:09:15 No.38098520 Report

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>>38096106
hahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:09:53 No.38098526 Report

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>>38096106

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:31:36 No.38098730 Report

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>>38096016
Yes, but imagine actually being an intelligent person with their own interests in life and not a sex-starved, incompetent internet nobody who thinks that life only resolves around doing it and chasing ass.

But you can't, so oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:37:07 No.38098789 Report

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>>38095944
So she's available. Her brats fuck off to so there are no obstructions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:40:41 No.38098833 Report

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>>38095944
So she can be available. Her brats fuck off too, so there are no obstructions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 02:42:01 No.38098845 Report

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I wonder what Lusamine looked like when she was pregnant with Gladion...

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 03:22:19 No.38099168 Report

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>>38098845

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 03:24:36 No.38099181 Report

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>>38099168
I know what I'm doing tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 03:46:11 No.38099394 Report

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>>38095956
>>38096022

>Once you go Guzzlord you never go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 04:28:07 No.38099713 Report

Quoted By: >>38101717

>>38096043
Can Lusamine still bear Sun's kids?

Or will Lusamine need Lillie as a surrogate mother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 06:02:14 No.38100290 Report

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>>38096045
>implying he gives a fuck about that
He obviously has a thing for Lusamine. Anyone should be able to come to that conclusion. But it's a one-sided infatuation, they'll never be an item and he likely knows that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 06:48:55 No.38100535 Report

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Maybe Mohn got too fat for her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 11:52:00 No.38101717 Report

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>>38099713
she's still per-menopausal so probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2019 15:17:40 No.38102959 Report

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>>38095944
>mashes A numerous times

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