>3 new pokemon not counting starters or the 2 legendaries: one of them is LGBT confirmed, other appears in Overwatch on a crossover event, the third one is a pokemon based on an iPad (Ice/Ghost).
>Grookey's 3rd stage is a mono grass physical attacker that uses a big club. It's the waifumon.
>Scrotebunny's 3rd stage is a fire/electric bipedal hare that throws electro-fire balls from its ears. It's the waifumon.
>Sobble's 3rd stage is a water/poison quadrupedal lizard with high defenses that uses poisonous tears to cover the field in bombs. It's the waifumon.
>The legendaries are two twin wolves that fought together in a war against an ancient kingdom but another legendary (reserved for an event) defeated them. They are both steel type and resemble a manly knight with big muscles that will make you wish you could feel them inside you.
>The professor is a black woman.
>No post game, instead we get master-like trainers ala LGPE. These trainers use full monotype teams with max IVs and competitive movesets. Can only be challenged by another monoteam that isn't super effective or immune against them.
>We get a hint for battle facilities for the 3rd game.
>Armored evolution is a thing. Only pokemon that are OP already and Charizard and Mewtwo get one. Flygon doesn't get one. Garchomp gets two,
>Armored evolutions give pokemon increased stats, new abilities and an armory appearance. They take an item slot and use a special ring that players get in the mid game.
>Pikachu is the only pokemon that gets a voiced cry. Eevee and Raichu's cry goes back to not being voiced.
>Following pokemon come back but only a small selection of pokemon (Pikachu, Pichu and the 1st stage gen VIII starters).
>The game sells millions.
>My dad hits me.
