-The starters all evolve into gen 1 starters, and remain at the first stage for the whole game, just like your favourite game LGPE!
-Follower Pokemon are $50 DLC and only work on Route 1!
-Sword and Shield feature almost 30 new Pokemon! 28 of these are legendaries you can't get before postgame, and of that 28, 35 of them are Fairy type!
-DexNav returns! All you need to do to use it is complete your Pokemon Go Pokedex, then pay a fee!
-SOUND TYPE! All Pokemon that relied on Normal STAB for moves that are now Sound have been removed from the franchise!
-HMs are back because they were in Gen 1, your favourite generation! HMs can only be used outside of battle if every Pokemon in your party knows them!
-ARMORED FORMS! Charizard and Mewtwo will be receiving 4 armored forms each, and both Pokemon will be given to you for free! If you try to put them in your box, they will reappear in your lead party slot!
-The version legendaries are the giant chicken thing from the hillside - as in the entire hill is the Pokemon - and a featureless stone from Stonehenge! Both have a BST of 940 and armored mega primal forms!
-The rival is a kawaii 6yo with H-cup breasts, and you choose your starter by reaching down the front of her shirt and pulling it out!
-NEW FEATURE: POKEGOTCHI! Just like Tamagotchi, something that happened in the Gen 1 period and is therefore good, your Pokemon now require constant feeding or they die! They shit everywhere and you get to clean it up!
-Eeveelutions! Soundeon, a megaphone with legs (Sound type) and Bageon, a leather bag (Ghost/Fairy)! You can make your Eevee evolve into these by buying a special edition Nintendo Switch!
-New evil team, the UK government! Battle against them as they supplant the native Galar population with violent immigrants and send any dissenting native citizens to prison!
-All gym leaders have one Pokemon, and it's scaled down to half the level of your lowest party Pokemon! Now your lobotomised toddlers can enjoy Pokemon too!
