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Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:29:16 No.38121942 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>38121956 >>38121964 >>38121973 >>38121989 >>38122000 >>38122010 >>38122014 >>38122085 >>38122832 >>38122847 >>38123345

if pokémon were real, i would have friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:32:16 No.38121956 Report

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>>38121942
pokemon or no pokemon, i am your friend anon. we are your friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:34:57 No.38121964 Report

Quoted By: >>38121992

>>38121942
My pokemon would be my friends, but my cat is also my friend so this doesn't really help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:36:42 No.38121973 Report

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>>38121942
Ugh. No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:39:37 No.38121989 Report

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>>38121942

I mean, yeah. Just shove a bunch of Pomeg Berries down my craw and I'll love you forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:40:19 No.38121992 Report

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>>38121964
well yeah i have a dog so i know what you mean but imagine having your pet with 20x the intellect and the ability to protect you from savages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:42:05 No.38122000 Report

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>>38121942
A pokemon trainer is never alone, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:44:10 No.38122010 Report

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>>38121942
Imagine how fun it would be to just go to the Starbucks with your Pichu, and have a hot chocolate and maybe take a walk in the garden or something with it. Be fun. You’d always have somebody with you when you were doing something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:44:50 No.38122014 Report

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>>38121942
>implying that the human race wouldn't go extinct since many Pokémon are more powerful than the deadliest weapons created by us

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:49:09 No.38122029 Report

Quoted By: >>38122039 >>38122094

>>38122014
If we lived in the pokemon society, the human race wouldn't be sick like now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:50:00 No.38122033 Report

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>>38121992
My cat's already a nuisance though, I'm not sure if I want him to be able to shoot ice beams out of it's eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:50:18 No.38122034 Report

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fuck off, you would be sitting inside every day and shitposting about digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 07:51:00 No.38122039 Report

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>>38122029

King of Kalos literally created a genocide cannon,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:02:41 No.38122085 Report

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>>38121942
Christ just go play Pokemon with other people you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:04:53 No.38122094 Report

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>>38122029
>>38122039
Mewtwo almost tried to eradicate all humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:23:58 No.38122149 Report

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>>38122039
Humans survive Hyper Beams to the face from Legendary Pokemon
We'd be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:42:24 No.38122220 Report

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>>38122010
the mind of a normie is truly fascinating

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:46:23 No.38122228 Report

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>>38122014
If a legendary pokemon tried to exterminate your town you'd just give everyone pokeballs and chuck them at him, the few seconds he's in there before he can break out will keep him from killing anymore and eventually he'll get caught in one, then you just encase it in concrete or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 08:47:25 No.38122233 Report

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>>38122085
Please be underaged

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 10:50:34 No.38122832 Report

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>>38121942
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 10:52:37 No.38122847 Report

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>>38121942
We are your friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 11:00:13 No.38122895 Report

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>>38122014
I’d be more afraid of being bitten by a wild rabid Houndoom in the forest or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 12:07:13 No.38123259 Report

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>>38122039
There would always be some hero/heroine to save the situation ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Mar 2019 12:25:13 No.38123345 Report

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>>38121942
OP, no you wouldn't.... you'd still have to talk to every normie trying to find mewtwo. It's okay though because me and my happiny would be friends with you.

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