>>38206501its obviously mega alakazam, why anyone wouldn't want to live life through the abra line is beyond me..
>be abra>sleep all day>teleport wherever the fuck you want>teleport into libraries at night and read anything you want>become kadabra after some time>continue trek of reading, learning, studying anything and everything>merc niggas in cerulean cave to power level>eventually figure out how to become alakazam without being traded (If there was a wild gengar in the anime there's gotta be a way for kadabra to evolve without being traded)>now be alakazam>have an IQ of 5000>create your own laboratory in hidden cave somewhere>teleport back and forth for supplies and shit>develop pathogen that kills all nigger, kikes, shitskins, poos, and moonrunes>create army of AI drones that surpasses the might of all the worlds armies combined>unleash them all>rule earth>hord alakazite>go mega>transcend time and space>after experiencing all reality has to offer, come to the summary that loli is the truly the highest joy possible>jerk off to lvl 5 abras till you dieIts the only logical choice
