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GRASS AIN'T SHIT

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Grass is the weakest link of the starter trio and probably the most forced type ever. Face it grasscucks, bug-type is everything you wish you were
>Water beats fire = simple, fire beats grass = simple, grass beats water = ???
>Water types shoot water, fire types breathe fire, grass types... magically levitate leaves? sprout secret vines from their body???
>Water types = animals that live in the water, fire types = animals that spit fire, grass types... animals with plants growing out of them? Plants that can walk??
>Forget other cartoon worlds where it's "how come some animals can talk and some are dumb", how come some plants in the pokemon world are pokemon and some aren't?

Literally the only grass type that makes sense is Parasect, and it's ALSO a bugchad. Grass just sucks at everything. We must assert bug supremacy and replace this retardation with Bug.