>Coming home from a long day of work
>tired and exhausted from the heavy lifting and normie complaints
>pent up stress from work
>just need to get it all out
>farts
>"It is time."
>Grab my towel and loofah and it's pff to the rest room.
>Bring my phone sp I can literally shitpost.
>Unzips pants
>rest my feet kn the stool in front of my toilet.
>Ready to feel the cold embrace of my toilet seat.
>Sits down.
>"Aaahhhhhhh. This feels good."
>"Ooh. Here it comes."
>I brace my anus for the huge load I'm about to deliver into the universe.
>My anus contracts as the 8 inch log slowly spills into it's watery grave.
>"Goddamn..."
>My eyes are full of tears.
>But these aren't tears of sadness, no these are tears of happiness. I'm in a state pure ecstasy.
>It's as if the gods themselves have healee me.
>The stress, pain, and fustration of todays work is gone in one push, down the toilet.
>I am free now.
